So an Escapist walks into a bar and...

[OmniscientOstrich]

Larger; give me a pint of Stella Artois and I'm happy. I'm also fond of Magners, or mixing Vodka and Coke as well as on the odd occassion enjoying a nice glass of Mateus Rose.

 

[blipblop]

whiskey

 

[tzimize]

Wine, white. And lots of it.

Nah...I'm bragging. A bottle or two of white is the most I can stand. I HATE being sick so I'm very seldom drunk.

Also Baileys. YUM. I got drunk on it once. Never again. My girlfriend had to fish puke out of my pant-pockets. It wasnt pretty. Just a little shot for me, thanks.

 

[Jakub324]

Beer, ale or cider, generally. Spirits taste nasty.

 

[Rawne1980]

Whiskey fan myself.

Glenfiddich or Jameson.

Went to a pub once and ordered a whiskey and the tit of a barman tried to give me Jack Daniels, I could have dragged him over the bar for that blasphemy.

 

[captainwolfos]

I would just give a straight answer, but this song is now in my head, so I thought I'd both answer the question and post this song to get it into your heads. Two birds with one stone and all that.

Spoiler: I AM A CIDERRR DRINKERRRRRRR

You're welcome.

 

[DRes82]

Rum, straight from the pint bottle. Other than that, Guinness draught in the can, since they ruined the bottle kind.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

For parties, vodka straight, no ice. Maybe a glass of ginger beer somewhere.

For other getogethers, brown rum. Nothing better. Appleton if they have it.

edit: Tequila at balkan parties, underground parties or anything that will end in disaster anyway.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Black Russian. Five parts Vodka to three parts coffee liqueur (Kaluha works best for me).

I don't drink alcohol. I like milk. Milk is my favourite drink. Milk is good for your bones. This thread should be about milk.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUW-SION. HAAAAH! White Russian! Oh, I love this drink.

My favorite beverage with alcohol, however, is Sake.

But. Nothing can beat the taste of... Dr.Pepper: The intellectual beverage made for the chosen ones!

By the way, when I saw the thread title I thought it was going to be about "walk into a bar" jokes.

 

[Crazy Zaul]

A full English breakfast, blended, then add rum.

 

[BlackStar42]

Cider mostly, but I'll try anything once. Except Guinness, fuck Guinness. Never again.

 

[Fifty-One]

Beer. A good pale or IPA. If not that then rum or whiskey. I burned out on vodka and Jaegermeister in college. I'll drink wine, normally red (merlot/cab/syrah).

 

[cookieXkiller]

one big glass of beer , some shots of vodka , a big cuban cigar and then some whisky for me.
I drink most things , that aren't bourbon
whisky is alright to end the night on , if im smoking. Or I wont touch the stuff

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I only drink when I'm watching NFL, I see 4 games over Sunday/Monday, usually I get through 2-5 ciders over that span, depending on the quality of the games.

I don't drink beer at all though, because it doesn't taste good.

 

[Togs]

Went to a pub once and ordered a whiskey and the tit of a barman tried to give me Jack Daniels, I could have dragged him over the bar for that blasphemy.

Seems every whisky fan I talk to has a story like this- mine comes from my housemate mixing a glass of my 16 year old malt with coke.
Im not a violent person but it was pretty damn hard not to pimpslap him for that.

 

[JoJo]

Wine or cider is my favourite generally, though I can tolerate most other drinks except a few of the stronger ales which I simply dislike the taste of.

 

[Zeraki]

I don't drink alcohol, can't stand the stuff. It's green tea and water for me.

 

[Daymo]

As a uni student, I'm obliged to answer with I'll drink anything that won't kill me. But my prefered drink is a proper mojitio, pre-made mojitios are just so bad after you've had one made at a bar.

 

[JasonKaotic]

I love me some Smirnoff Ice.
*cough* Uh.. I mean, beer. Manly manly beer. Heh. >.>