So apparantly Jonah hex sucks and its all Megan Fox's fault

The Seldom Seen Kid

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JaredXE said:
So was it prophetic that there is an ACTUAL train-wreck in this movie?
*Ahem*

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I'm surprised it didn't do better, what with the buzz circulating about the Megan Fox sex scene.
Actually, scratch that. I'm not surprised. It looked terrible.
 

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I doubt she deserves most of the blame, but it doesn't mean she's good.

But hey, there is one good thing about the movie. Mastodon do the soundtrack. Fucking Mastodon!
 

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To be honest i just think its one of those Comic Books that should stay just that.

It annoys me that Jonah Hex can get a movie but Martian Manhunter can't!
 

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I find it hard to believe that any actress, no matter how bad, who only shows up for a few minutes can ruin an entire movie. I haven't seen it myself, but if I had to guess I'd say it's just not a very good movie, Fox or no Fox.
 

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Broken Orange said:
Plus little things like "Revolver bullet sends person flying ten feet" might also have hindered its potential.
Granted that's pretty much every film despite the actuality that Newton's laws of motions mean that no weapon would cause that to happen without it also pushing back with that much force against the user.

With the exception of the recent Batman films, it's just further proof that DC has some catching up to do with Marvel in how their properties are handled. I sincerely doubt that a single actress, no matter how bad, could bring down the entire film that much.
 

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Plurralbles said:
Iconsting said:
The reason it didn't make much money on opening day was because everyone went to go see Toy Story 3.
QFT. That movie is easily movie ofthe year. I can't wait til' the Oscars as it sweeps everything!
I never disagreed. I'm just saying that it's unsuccessful because they decided to release on the same day as the most hyped up movie of all time. Also, Jonah Hex sucks pretty bad anyway.
 

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Megan Fox can't act her way out of a wet paper bag. She can however flash to the public and be calls a fricken hottie. I think thats why Micheal Bay tolerated her in Transformers, including everyone else, wink wink nudge nudge give a nod to a blind bat.
 

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Iconsting said:
Plurralbles said:
Iconsting said:
The reason it didn't make much money on opening day was because everyone went to go see Toy Story 3.
QFT. That movie is easily movie ofthe year. I can't wait til' the Oscars as it sweeps everything!
I never disagreed. I'm just saying that it's unsuccessful because they decided to release on the same day as the most hyped up movie of all time. Also, Jonah Hex sucks pretty bad anyway.
You do know what QFT means, right? Quoted for Truth? As in, "I agree completely with the guy I just quoted"?
 

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I saw it. As much as I dislike Megan Fox, to say she was the reason the movie sucked is foolish. The movie sucked because it felt like every actor had just checked out and was doing the movie because they had to. That's more the reason it sucked.
 

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I doubt she ruined the sales because the movie was garbage to begin with, but I can tell you if I was excited for a movie and I found out Megan Fox was gonna be in it... They'd lose my one little sale. I cannot tell you how much I loathe the woman.

She has gone on record for wanting to be a role model for girls. She has also gone on record for saying that women should feel proud to be sex symbols and nothing more. THAT, and she acts and dresses herself like some kind of whore, gave some dude a hand job in public, and dated a stripper... Well. Let's just say that I dislike her way more than any other air headed Hollywood starlet, and I feel like any self respecting woman who looks up to her needs to a kick to the head. But that's just my opinion. :p
 

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The best thing I've heard said about this movie, via The Onion's AV Club review: (Jonah Hex got an F)

"Jonah Hex is what happens when someone promises to deliver a releasable movie by a certain date, and then doesn?t."
 

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The question isn't "did she ruin the movie" the question is "did her presence give the movie a bad rep?" The main target audience was pretty much hardcore comic fans and us. Which is a problem because a decent amount of us hate Megan Fox nowadays and though she only shows up for a few minutes she is in about 90% of the trailer.
 

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I didn't go see it on merit of Megan Fox. I saw the trailers and assumed they just plastered her breasts all over the movie expecting it to be a winner. Even if that isn't the case, the ad campaign implied it so they must have just failed to make the movie without Megan Fox good because they were banking on her selling it with her lack of acting skills.

She just... well, she doesn't belong in THESE kinds of movies, I'll say that.
 

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Plurralbles said:
Iconsting said:
Plurralbles said:
Iconsting said:
The reason it didn't make much money on opening day was because everyone went to go see Toy Story 3.
QFT. That movie is easily movie ofthe year. I can't wait til' the Oscars as it sweeps everything!
I never disagreed. I'm just saying that it's unsuccessful because they decided to release on the same day as the most hyped up movie of all time. Also, Jonah Hex sucks pretty bad anyway.
You do know what QFT means, right? Quoted for Truth? As in, "I agree completely with the guy I just quoted"?
Really? On other forums it means "Quit Fucking Talking."