So apparently, the apocalypse is coming May 21st.

[universaltraveller]

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.... AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Why doesn't the Flying Spaghetti Monster save us?!?!

Why the hell would you want that, fellow Pastafarian?

If His Noodliness refrains from interfering, we'll be on the express track to the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.

I'm just hoping that god fellow doesn't interfere, then for sure I have my express ticket right here... Hell Yeahs

 

[attackshark]

jokes on them; i am unkillable.

let them have their crappy apocalypse.

 

[USSR]

And they "just" figure it out?
No.

At least "ZOMG 2012?!?!?!" has been around for a long time.
This is just.. pathetic.

 

[Iwata]

I won't believe it until I hear it from a black president.

 

[Outcast107]

Ok first off I'm christian and I think this is bullshit.

1) no one knows when the world is going to end. NO ONE it written in the bible.
2) I highly doubt it would be the end time on that day. The world is a shithole now a days but hell it could be a lot worst.
3) There to many damn good games coming out that I WANT TO PLAY! So it can't end yet!

 

[Outcast107]

Double Post

 

[Macgyvercas]

Let me guess, he didn't even want to hear about radioactive carbon dating, am I right?

Science is a Liberal lie that the evil Atheists are using do destroy our blessed Christian country, doncha know?

I assume you're using Poe's Law at the moment. And boy is it ever a true law.

 

[Thundero13]

Oh no we're all going to die? again? it's so inconvenient having these appocalypses every other week

 

[Red Right Hand]

Hopefully. Then I won't have to sit these exams that i'm almost certainly gonna fail.

 

[OniaPL]

Crap. I guess I'll just have to buy L.A Noire on the release day.

 

[BlackSaint09]

But i still havent finished the Clannad visual novel... Or lived a happy life yet?

 

[Xiphos98]

Wait...wasnt this the same guy that said the world would end 1998 may 21st, then 6/06/06? and something in 1994? Riggghhhhht

 

[Free Thinker]

If I walk out onto my porch coffee in hand and there's flooding where I live, then it is end days cause I live on bluff overlooking a Lake Michigan.

 

[Timmehexas]

Well if people keep predicting the end of the world eventually one person will get it right, then they'll be like "HAHA I TOLD YOU GU... Oh they're all dead."

 

[Saelune]

Also anyone that tries to solve one dogmatic doomsday prophecy with exacting math using an estimate as the main variable really shouldn't be so sure of themselves.

What he said.

Also, I've always wondered: If you're certain of the apocalypse, why tell everyone? Just causes unnecessary worry and suffering...

Its usually christian groups, usually hoping for a flood of new converts who fear the end and desire salvation. Its essentially a Christian marketing scheme.

 

[PissOffRoth]

Why doesn't the Flying Spaghetti Monster save us?!?!

The only answer to religious nutjobs.

 

[Kizo18]

Noooo I'll never read A Dance with Dragons. Just my luck.

 

[Vykrel]

phew, good thing most of those things never happened or i might be worried

 

[Elburzito]

I'm not surprised. A divorce referendum starts here on the 21st XD. It'll be chaos here.

 

[Mesina2]

Complete and utter BS!

When will people stop predicting end of the world.
And why are always Christians? Come on, God said he won't do same thing ever again after Noah.