Well, it's now 0452, and if you must know I was attempting to beat the mod, Portal: Prelude. Since I'm not doing anything else at this godforsaken hour, I might as well ***** about this mod for a bit. And yes, I did manage to beat it.
1. First off, the point of Portal is to see an area that seems to be impassable and then figure out how to get through using portals. It's a puzzle. In Prelude, the way is usually evident, it's just that actually doing it is a pain. You have to exploit little physics details in the game just to fling yourself just exactly right. If your portal placement isn't dead perfect, you'll be doing the same jump for hours. It was less of a puzzle game and more of a Nintendo Hard twitchy game. Still, if you think you're good at Portal, and I do mean really good, then sure, try it.
2. The voice acting is horrible. The guys who made it were French and didn't speak hardly any English. But for some reason, they wanted the spoken language in the game to be English. Did they use the magic of the internet to ask a few people who speak English to read the lines? Nope, they typed the French lines into a speech translator, and used what came out. The result is that the humans sound more robotic than GLaDOS. Oh, and speaking of GLaDOS:
3. The end fight with her is ridiculous. First you have to find her morality core and install it. you have to dodge more rocket turrets than I could count to get there. Oh yeah and Manhacks. GLaDOS now has Half Life 2 Manhacks. Really?! She can whip you around the room with telekinesis, shoot laser beams at you and send out circular laser thingies on the floor. She has Manhacks in there too. This fight is set to a Chemical Brothers track, which made it feel more like a rave than a boss battle. Well, come to think of it; what with the spinning, lights and laser show, maybe it really was a rave.
This really was an ambitious mod, and a lot of the set pieces are great. It just didn't seem like it was playtested enough. It must have taken a lot of work to make it, and it's just sort of a shame that with just a few extra steps it could've been really good.
It is now 0546. I'm up at this hour because I had to beat Portal: Prelude, and then complain about it on the internet. Sort of a weird meta-reason for being up at this point.