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Arakasi

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A day in the life:
Woke up due to fucking birds being loud.
Screwed around on the internet.
Ate my sister's cerial because I ran out.
Got ready for university.
Rode my motorbike to uni.
Got some kind of wasp stuck on my helmet while riding.
Cheered when my motorbike's odometer reached 444,444.
Ate a pie and drank chocolate milk while waiting for my class to begin.
Read some of The Selfish Gene while waiting for my class to begin.
Spent most of the tutoral lesson thinking about how stupid the people in my class are.
Went to my next class.
Played Worms with a friend in class while thinking about how stupid the lecturer is.
Left half-way through the lecture to go home.
Got home and screwed around on the internet.
Played some TF2.
Ate dinner.
Went to the shops.
Played some more TF2.
Screwed around on the internet some more.
Started typing this.
Realised while typing this that I forgot to get the things at the shop that I went to the shop to get.
Fuck.
 

uneek

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odBilal said:
ruedyn said:
I asked a girl out, turns out she had a boyfriend.

Had to fight the boyfriend. I won, but I'm not proud of myself :\
Now you have to prepare yourself to fight the other 8 (ex)boyfriends.
Damn it! I wanted to make the joke first.