So far, the Witcher 3 seems kind of sexist

[Phasmal]

What, this Geralt?

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Yes, that Geralt. Fugly scarred wrinkled Geralt.
I don't know why so many people seem offended that I don't find him attractive. If you'd bang him, fine. If you know women who would bang him, fine but personally I think he's ugly.

EDIT: Apologies for being snappy, but half of my irritation from this is how many people (usually guys who are not attracted to guys) keep insisting that Geralt is super-hot. No. I'm not stopping anyone else from wanting to bang him, but he does not and never will float my boat.

 

[Bombiz]

What, this Geralt?

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Yes, that Geralt. Fugly scarred wrinkled Geralt.
I don't know why so many people seem offended that I don't find him attractive. If you'd bang him, fine. If you know women who would bang him, fine but personally I think he's ugly.

I don't think he was so much offended as he was surprised.

 

[Phasmal]

What, this Geralt?

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Yes, that Geralt. Fugly scarred wrinkled Geralt.
I don't know why so many people seem offended that I don't find him attractive. If you'd bang him, fine. If you know women who would bang him, fine but personally I think he's ugly.

I don't think he was so much offended as he was surprised.

Yeah, I realised I reacted a bit strongly, which is why I put my edit in, it's just that's like the third message I've gotten from someone who can't seem to believe I don't find Geralt hot.

It's a little frustrating. I obviously don't see what you guys do. He just looks old and wrinkly and not hot at all to me (and he sounds like he smokes too much). Perhaps I'm just a picky *****, but I just don't see it.

 

[nomotog_v1legacy]

What, this Geralt?

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Yes, that Geralt. Fugly scarred wrinkled Geralt.
I don't know why so many people seem offended that I don't find him attractive. If you'd bang him, fine. If you know women who would bang him, fine but personally I think he's ugly.

I don't think he was so much offended as he was surprised.

Yeah, I realised I reacted a bit strongly, which is why I put my edit in, it's just that's like the third message I've gotten from someone who can't seem to believe I don't find Geralt hot.

It's a little frustrating. I obviously don't see what you guys do. He just looks old and wrinkly and not hot at all to me (and he sounds like he smokes too much). Perhaps I'm just a picky *****, but I just don't see it.

No your right, Geralt isn't hot. Like the narrative says he is hot, but that is more an informed ability. He doesn't look hot to me either.

 

[Kerg3927]

I doubt Geralt cares if some plebs find him unattractive. *bangs another sorceress*

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

What, this Geralt?

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Yes, that Geralt. Fugly scarred wrinkled Geralt.
I don't know why so many people seem offended that I don't find him attractive. If you'd bang him, fine. If you know women who would bang him, fine but personally I think he's ugly.

I don't think he was so much offended as he was surprised.

Yeah, I realised I reacted a bit strongly, which is why I put my edit in, it's just that's like the third message I've gotten from someone who can't seem to believe I don't find Geralt hot.

It's a little frustrating. I obviously don't see what you guys do. He just looks old and wrinkly and not hot at all to me (and he sounds like he smokes too much). Perhaps I'm just a picky *****, but I just don't see it.

Sorry to hear that you were inundated by 3 whole messages, that must have been hard.

Really though... Meant in good humour.

EDIT: Apologies for being snappy, but half of my irritation from this is how many people (usually guys who are not attracted to guys) keep insisting that Geralt is super-hot. No. I'm not stopping anyone else from wanting to bang him, but he does not and never will float my boat.

Spoiler: Hey, The Todd respects hot.

And let's be honest, even the straightest of arrows finds dudes he finds attractive.
I personally don't find Geralt to be attractive. Not in a conventional sense at least. To quote Pocahontas: "He's so.......Serious."

I think he's a handsome devil. Good head of hair, strong jaw, rugged features. Hot stuff!

 

[VincentRollsRoyce]

I've always wanted to get into this game but never really had the time to give it a shot. I'm into MMORPG's and such so would I be into this game? All advice would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Erttheking]

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Frankly I never understood the concept of him being sexy. I mean look at him from the cover of Assassin of Kings

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https://mir-s3-cdn-cf.behance.net/project_modules/disp/2400fe8869987.5602ca3e874e7.jpg

I don't know many people who find snake eyes sexy. Also I think women like men who can actually emote. That might've changed in the third game, but in the first two he could not raise his voice above a dull monotone. For anything.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I've always wanted to get into this game but never really had the time to give it a shot. I'm into MMORPG's and such so would I be into this game? All advice would be greatly appreciated.

If you're into RPG's I heartily recommend it. You can get it in the UK for about ?15 now, which is a steal for the level of quality and how much content is packed into it. If the gameplay style from seeing it in youtube videos or reviews doesn't put you off, give it a shot.

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Frankly I never understood the concept of him being sexy. I mean look at him from the cover of Assassin of Kings

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https://mir-s3-cdn-cf.behance.net/project_modules/disp/2400fe8869987.5602ca3e874e7.jpg

I don't know many people who find snake eyes sexy. Also I think women like men who can actually emote. That might've changed in the third game, but in the first two he could not raise his voice above a dull monotone. For anything.

Geralt is no shouter/cryer/ear-to-ear smiler, but I reckon he's good at letting people know what he's thinking/feeling with his words. His eyes are not his best feature, I'll give you that. They do seem to be toned down for 3 though, and he looks better with a beard.

He also looks good in formal wear. #Geralt4nextBond

 

[Kerg3927]

I don't know many people who find snake eyes sexy. Also I think women like men who can actually emote. That might've changed in the third game, but in the first two he could not raise his voice above a dull monotone. For anything.

That's all part of his cool factor. He's the Polish Clint Eastwood. Pretty sure Clint Eastwood in his prime could have pretty much had his pick of the female population.

Someone above also mentioned James Bond, which is another good example of a character who lacks outward emotional highs and lows, yet pulls massive tail through the aura of cool, calm, and in control.

 

[Erttheking]

I don't know many people who find snake eyes sexy. Also I think women like men who can actually emote. That might've changed in the third game, but in the first two he could not raise his voice above a dull monotone. For anything.

That's all part of his cool factor. He's the Polish Clint Eastwood. Pretty sure Clint Eastwood in his prime could have pretty much had his pick of the female population.

Someone above also mentioned James Bond, which is another good example of a character who lacks outward emotional highs and lows, yet pulls massive tail through the aura of cool, calm, and in control.

There's a difference between being cool and being sexually attractive. Clint when he was younger looked a hell of a lot better than Geralt ever did

Yeah, Bond gets plenty of sex...in the movies. Gerald and Bond are more for men to say "I want to be him," not for women to say "I want to be with him." Even then the "I want to be him" part is questionable with Geralt, considering how humorless he is and how miserable his life is.