So happy, it's exhausting

[War Penguin]

I wish I had a more congratulatory and motivating response rather than just LUCKY.
Congrats, by the way.

 

[ElephantGuts]

grats dude. I still have the scar from my first kiss.

(her ex hit me in the back of the head with a 2x4 and the impact forced my lower lip into her teeth)

Jesus dude...why were you kissing her right near her ex? Or was he hiding out spying on you guys?

Did you spin around and beat him to a pulp? Or shoot him? Or cry and run away?

It was just how the schoolyard was set up. There was a huge wall on either side of the stairs leading into the building and the asshole happened to walk around it with a piece of the benches he'd vandalized during recess. And no I didn't turn around and kick every inch of his paler-than-toothpaste-ass, the blow the the back of my head sent me into a pitch black haze where I swam for the next few minutes until my eyes began registering light again. I actually got 4 hours detention for being late back to class and he got put on the honors board for perfect attendance and soccer.

Wow, what fucked up place did/do you go to school?

Remind me never to go anywhere near there.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Girls and Video Games.

Yep, life is pretty fucking awesome.

 

[SimuLord]

I had my first kiss in a mental institution, where I got put at fifteen after a failed suicide attempt. What's that Steve Miller said about "you got to go through hell before you get to heaven"?