So How Do -You- Greet A New Escapist?

[Radoh]

Oh pretty standard.
Hey welcome to the Escapist, beware the mods, stay out of the basement and who's your favorite pony?

 

[Biodeamon]

Welcome to the escapist newbie have fun climbing to the top of the ladder, oh and don't cross me or i will cut you"
I prefer a nice warm greeting to new guys/gals.

I've only been on the escapist for a couple of days and it starting to get to my head

 

[Trogdor1138]

I show my manhood and beat him into a corner, to remind him of his place obviously.