So.... How will you die?

[wootsniper]

Tell me people here on escapist,

how do you think your life will come to an end?

I personally think I won't die since i will achieve immortality by the gods, just after i claimed world domination

 

[Radeonx]

Death by searchbar.

Hah! I see what you did there.

OT: Wrestling a bear while in a gigantic firefight with the mafia.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Probably of old age. Hopefully painlessly.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Falling, or being hit by a car.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Having to answer yet another "How will you die?" question. Seriously, I can't get away from them. There's so many new ways to die that I come up with.

 

[Sassafrass]

Breaking my neck, falling off my bed laughing at a joke my friends made.
3:56am
21st February 2012

[sup]Facebook better be wrong...[/sup]

 

[Jedamethis]

In a pool of somebody elses blood

 

[cainstwin]

Tell me people here on escapist,

how do you think your live will come to an end?

you will die for using live when u meant life.
I will die when my army of bloodthirsty squirrels turns on me one second after I achieve world domination.

 

[jjofearth]

Sexed to death. Yeah, its possible:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felix_Faure

 

[BlackJack47]

Drug Induced Sex Heart Attack...Commonly known as D.I.S.H.A

 

[XJ-0461]

Old age hopefully, unless some sort of disease gets me first.

 

[El Poncho]

World War 3 in a war against china dieing to save people.

 

[Castratikron]

I will be hit by a boat on a freeway in a completely land-locked area

 

[RetroViruses]

Splicing my genes so much I accidentally delete the thing that makes me breath automatically. Fall asleep and die...

 

[ae86gamer]

I'm gonna die right before I finish the cure for cancer. Sorry world!

 

[Horned Rat]

My death is already planned. As a guitarist I will start a band with my mates. We will be awesome and release 5 chart topping albums over several years. Then I will do an interview with a magazine while really drunk and claim my band mates are all holding me back and are a bunch of tossers.

I'll go solo, release 2 albums that are awesome but then sell out. I'll start doing collaborations with hip hop and pop stars. Everyone will hate me and I'll run out of money. Then the old band will reform for a comeback world tour. We'll be hugely successful, release another outstanding album.

Then I'll die from a drug overdose from snorting too much cocaine from hookers breasts.

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

The city is a barren wasteland. Skyscrapers are toppling over, red clouds of death swirl all around, and black ravens blanket the Earth. The people are all gone, either dead or runnning for their lives. Only two figures remain: That most noble of heroes "SuperHyperactiveman" and the ultimate harbinger of destruction "Peter Molyneux"... The beast roars, preparing to destroy the planet itself. In a last act of desperation, our hero delivers his trademark "Apocalypse Punch", tearing Molyneux apart atom by atom in an explosive display rivaling a million Michael Bay movies, destroying the foul demon once and for all. But alas, the toll on his body was too great. The hero falls. A single tear escapes his eyes. As the life fades from his body, he whispers,

"All this carnage... all this destruction... just because I said I wasn't looking forward to Fable 3"

 

[ellie91]

Tell me people here on escapist,

how do you think your live will come to an end?

you will die for using live when u meant life.
I will die when my army of bloodthirsty squirrels turns on me one second after I achieve world domination.

and i will be right there ready to simultaneously laugh,cry and then take control mwahahah!

on topic some horrible disease in part thanks to my genes or maybe just peacfully.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Apparently i will be run over by a rampaging giraffe at the zoo at the age of eighty at 11:30pm.
What am i doing at the zoo at that time i wonder?

 

[Clashero]

The day I spell "mom" instead of "mum" is the day I die.