So I got cut open.

[Yassen]

I had my left foot cut open.... so the doctors could pick out the bones one by one, remove the toes and stitch it back up again so I'm left with half a foot.

Least I don't have to clip my toe nails on that foot anymore or worry about dropping something heavy on it.

 

[Samuel Adams]

The only surgery I ever had was my wisdom teeth. SO MUCH PUKE...

 

[Lineoutt]

I first read "so I could breathe underwater with my nose" and then I thought that was extremely cool.

That would be totally awesome! I would go through hundreds of those surgeries to be able to breathe underwater! The first thing I'd do is fake drowning at all the swimming pools and beaches where hot guys work as lifeguards. Try and get myself a little action [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KissOfLife].

Wow that's pathetic.

Ahahahahaha xD +10 points for hilariously awesome. I think I would just grab like a water proof pistol for defense and then swim across the pacific.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

None, I've never had any operations done. Lucky me, I guess.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Had a testicle removed.

I win this thread.

Dude... I salute you

OT: I have never been under the knife, I had a piece of metal shoved in my leg so I could walk though after I got a chunk of my leg ripped out

 

[Kwaren]

I have had 13 permanent teeth removed. I still have a full set.

 

[Tourette]

Had quite a few op's to set bones I have broken over the years and many many stitches from when I used to work as a doorman for over 10 years.

 

[Sampsa]

My elbow shattered due to unfortunate landing. However, they were able to repair it without having to add any metal to it.

 

[Elburzito]

I was born with a ton of problems. At birth, I had a massive throat infection, a Hernia, and a few other things of which I do not remember. Later on, two years later, I had to remove my tonsils.

 

[PatrickXD]

I've had about 30 stitches total (never more than like 3 at a time) and apparently broke the strongest bone in my body, the thigh bone, in 3 places when I was little on a tonka truck =D It took 3 days and a lot of grief/coffee on my parents side to get me to lie still enough for the cast.

 

[Last Bullet]

I have had 13 permanent teeth removed. I still have a full set.

Great, now they're splicing people with shark genes. ...Wait, that's actually really cool.

All I've had is tonsils removed.

 

[Billion Backs]

Nothing for me. Well, the tonsils, yeah, but that happened so long ago that I don't really remember. Mid 90s, I assume, when I was still a kid.

Aside from that minor "surgery" that I can't remember, nothing.

 

[InsanityBaronOfAtrocity]

I've had major surgery 4 times on various parts of my digestive tract. Also had 2 skin grafts on my arm and chest. And plenty of minor surgery, tube up the ol' ass and all that. Yeah turns out I have some really annoying genetic thing.

 

[Engarde]

Never had any surgery. Yay!

 

[Niracas]

I had my Gallblader removed because of my Pancreatitus. It sucked. Though I did get some awesome meds a few days afterward.

Also I think Doctors should tell you if they're going to put a Catheder(?) in you doing surgery. I tried taking a wiz after words and I cried, it hurt so damn bad.

 

[Swny Nerdgasm]

Let's see I'm only gonna list the past three years.

2 Major concussions
what amounted to lash marks on my back
broken arm
two broken fingers
broken noise
cracked tooth that had to be drilled and replaced
and assorted minor injuries that required stitches, one of which was just under my right eyeball

 

[sheogoraththemad]

I most likely need jaw surgeon because a brace didn't help

 

[Jaqen Hghar]

I got cut open when I needed some work done on my spine. I kinda shattered one vertebrae, so they had to rebuild it. It was L2 [http://www.bioenergyresearch.com/images/vertebre.JPG], which was lucky. The farther down the injury is, the less problems you get. So since that was the one that where injured, I can still walk and stuff. Though my left leg was paralyzed for a week or two.

So about 30 stitches there. They had to cut me open quite fast again though, since these [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/uidin/DSC00427.jpg] screws [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/uidin/DSC00426.jpg] wasn't fastened good enough. I also got cut open again over a year later, when I needed to remove those screws. I'm very skinny, so they annoyed me when I sat down and stuff. Could feel them grinding back there.
So yeah, all in all I have had about 90 stitches back there. Got a kick-ass scar [http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9583738/Various%20Img/DSC00298.JPG] though.

 

[Gaderael]

I had to be rushed to the hospital when my intestines perforated. They had to do emergency surgery. I had a third of my small intestine, part of my large intestine, and for kicks my gall bladder removed. It looked funny, as they had to staple me together, so it looked like I had a giant zipper keeping me together.

 

[Latinidiot]

they wanted to, but the knife broke on my skin. later, the bullet popped out on its own accord, mumbled a faint apology, and shuffled home.