So I got cut open.

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Ayay

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SneakyBugger said:
Just gives me something to do, since i only can use one hand right now. There's not a whole lot of stuff i can do :
Well i know a thing or two you can do with one hand ... Right or left :)
as for the thred i got my jaw set after a nasty fight ...now that hurt a tad. And i might add, Everything tastes just a bit off thru a straw
 

SneakyBugger

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Ayay said:
SneakyBugger said:
Just gives me something to do, since i only can use one hand right now. There's not a whole lot of stuff i can do :
Well i know a thing or two you can do with one hand ... Right or left :)
as for the thred i got my jaw set after a nasty fight ...now that hurt a tad. And i might add, Everything tastes just a bit off thru a straw
I think that would end up hurting my shoulder more than it would make me feel... Happy :)
 
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iv ran into a nail hard enuff to open up my head(that was realy bad cos i was at a halowen party and took about 5 min for someone to figureout it wasnt my costume)iv fallen on the side of my bed and cut open my forhead and i cant rember what i did cos i was about 4 but i hit something a butsed open my chin if any of them count(wasnt surgery but i got my head got cut open damit)
 

PurplePlatypus

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I?ve had two pieces of bone removed from between my spinal cord and then I had my spine straitened. The first operation was done in preparation for the other. It was figured that the bones where enough of a risk for the second surgery that they should be taken out. After all if something ended up happening with them they wouldn?t be able to get to them anymore after the second surgery due to the rods keeping my spine in place until it fused.

The second surgery was the worst, it was done in two parts and with the first part they went in from the side, took a rib to fuse the bones, moved by organs over and loosened my spine and straitened it a little putting some temporary hardware in. A week later they went in from the back straitened me some more and put the full blown rods in and the crushed up bone. That operation on my side, now that was painful, I can?t even tell you. After all of the operations I was in intensive care for a day or so and then they had me walking another day or so after. I was stiff in pain but nothing the glorious morphine button couldn?t lessen, until they took me off it. Then I had to wait for pills.

Now I sit more comfortably and don?t have the risk of my spine collapsing onto my heart and lungs. The biggest risk with the surgeries was probably paralysis, luckily it didn?t happen and I can still walk about as well as I ever could.

If anyone is interested, these aren?t my x-rays but they look close enough.
http://www.distanthealer.co.uk/scoliosis.htm
 

Sol_HSA

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A friend of mine went to have his elbow operated, and they operated both of his knees. That's military surgery for you.
 

Boba Frag

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ahlycks said:
LordCuthberton said:
Had a testicle removed.

I win this thread.
well, i got a testicle story too. the playground monkey bars preformed surgery on my right nut which crushed it completely.
O.O

Fuck.... I think I'll go and curl up in the foetal position after I post this.
That must have been.... pretty shitty, to say the least.

I salute your courage sharing that info with us, sir.
 

PlasticTree

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My stomach got rotated by 90 degrees. Beat that.

The cause. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaphragmatic_hernia]
 

Eliam_Dar

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Well, I have 5 surgeries that were performed on my rigth hand to basically rebuilt it since I broke it far beyond repair. One one of those surgeries they actually removed a bone and replaced it with the bone of a dead guy (horror movie plot coming), I have also had several cuts, deep and that required some sort of treatment and an appendix surgery, which was pretty invasive.
 

EightGaugeHippo

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I had my ballsack cut open. I cant remeber what for, it was ages ago when I was 8. (yes I still have both, they where not removed)

I also had my head cut open. It was to remove a hideous growth on my scalp.

[Edit]
Whoa some dude got his balls (or ball) removed. Its scary shit knowing some ones cutting open your man bag, but to have a love nugget taken fromn you. I cant imagen.
 

Cyberius

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Due to a freak accident involving a my car, some handcuffs, my ex girlfriend and some whipped cream.. (and the resulting surgery)

My Testicles are now flamethrowers.
 

SilverZ

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i can top all of your shit ready? go! OK almost lost my thumb in a strawberry preserving accident 56 stitches and two seeds still in my thumb. Ive had my skull reconstructed twice due to idiots with fireworks and now can take a 9mm round to the head and be mostly OK(haven't put it to the test though). Ive had a #2 pencil jammed in my sternum and had to have re-constructive surgery on my chest to i could breath and had my right lung re-sealed i have had my entire right knee joint replaced due to a car accident and lost my left testicle to a wayward model rocket.
 

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Corum1134 said:
I have had 13 permanent teeth removed. I still have a full set.
Ouch. At the same time? The only surgery I've ever had was to remove 6 permanent teeth at once.
 

Abusedhobo

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broke my spine when i was drunk in march this year :) didnt rip any nerves over, luckily i had 1mm to go :D but got my back operated recently because of a shitload of pain D:
 

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ShadowsofHope said:
Lineoutt said:
ShadowsofHope said:
kaieth said:
AjimboB said:
LordCuthberton said:
Had a testicle removed.

I win this thread.
But you lose life.
Don't be a dick, man...
Pun intended?

Though to hypothetically win over Mr. Lord, I had both removed.
[sub]And got perfectly sized robotic ones put into place instead. I am the Alpha Male now, *****![/sub]
are you joking or are you serious, and if so. Why? I don't mean to offend, I'm curious. If its too personal I understand.
I'm joking mate, I'm joking. Hence the term "hypothetical".
Aha that makes sense :p I thought you were talking about the hypothetical contest, not hypothetical balls.
 

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SneakyBugger said:
, since i only can use one hand right now. There's not a whole lot of stuff i can do :)
Wank

No really though

Play a tower defense game or something :p

also..just had teeth removed nothing serious
 

Grayjack

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Wow, I guess I'm lucky. The most sever injury I ever had was when I had a complete bone fracture of my radius and ulna in the sixth grade.