DoPo said:Hey, you know what - StarCraft is really unplayable. I mean, the fucking game is utterly broken - for example, why do the Zerg's units and buildings cost so little and are produced so fast, eh? I call that OP.BloatedGuppy said:Nooo. It's always "Game X is broken" or "Game X is stupid" or "Game X is entirely luck based and a waste of time".
And the game is really stupid, too - flying buildings? Really? And you actually have to build them. Using, get this - minerals. And sometimes gas. You need minerals and vitamins in your food, not your fucking buildings. Food that also sometimes makes me make my own gas. But let's get back to the flying part - really? Assuming for a moment the concept itself wasn't brain-numbingly idiotic, then why build them, if THEY CAN FLY? The Terrans should 1. start the game 2. fly themselves a full base 3. proceed to win. But that's not what happens.
Finally, the game is completely random - I select my units, tell them to attack move and they start shooting as soon as they see the enemy. And they shoot at random, instead of focusing fire. Also, how am I supposed to know if my opponent would be trying to expand and if so where, eh? Or if I should be making anti-air or not? Chance, I tell you.
Every time I play that game, I lose - it's an utter waste of time, I don't know what the appeal of that is. Obviously that's my opinion but everybody who disagrees is wrong.
/joke
EDIT: Aw! Now I feel bad. Your joke things showed up in the quote.
Well played, sir, well played.