So, I got robbed today

[Sparrow]

Um... that's nice?

If you want people to read about and be interested in this sort of thing, you might want to get a blog.

Yea, Thats why I haven't posted about my possible stalker.

Snap. This shit catches my attention, because I have one too.

May both of you tell your stories please?

On topic: that was a funny story. Reminds me of the time when someone stole my cone of chocolate chip mint ice cream and my shoelaces.

I had an older girlfriend when I was 13. She was 15 (Yuss, this made me feel a stud). Anyway, things were getting sketchy, so I called it off.

Three years later, and I meet her again. She takes my number, tracks down my Facebook, tracks now my MSN and manages to find out where I live. She followed me to the cinema last week. She followed me to a club on Saturday, and guess who followed whilst I walked my dog this morning?

A mob of angry squirrels trying to kidnap your dog because your kleps is actually an alien from the planet dogland sent to earth to murder baby squirrels?

No. Marcia Brady.

 

[Amanov]

Oh god. I lol'd. Hard.

 

[Gaskell]

hah how amusing

just out of interest, what did he take?

It was two bottles of wine

 

[PTSpyder]

Pussy. I was robbed at GUNPOINT in a BASKIN ROBBINS. Until someone threatens to shoot you, you have not been ROBBED!

You sounded all hardcore, getting robbed at GUNPOINT....

Then you were all like, but I work at an ice cream shop. No part of rainbow sprinkles is hardcore.

 

[Space Spoons]

Pussy. I was robbed at GUNPOINT in a BASKIN ROBBINS. Until someone threatens to shoot you, you have not been ROBBED!

You sounded all hardcore, getting robbed at GUNPOINT....

Then you were all like, but I work at an ice cream shop. No part of rainbow sprinkles is hardcore.

If you don't think rainbow sprinkles are hardcore, you've clearly never had two scoops of "Sticky Toffee Pudding" covered in rainbow sprinkles.

 

[Gaskell]

Pussy. I was robbed at GUNPOINT in a BASKIN ROBBINS. Until someone threatens to shoot you, you have not been ROBBED!

You sounded all hardcore, getting robbed at GUNPOINT....

Then you were all like, but I work at an ice cream shop. No part of rainbow sprinkles is hardcore.

Excellent

 

[Doc Theta Sigma]

I should probably point out that whilst the title of this post is technically accurate, it's not strictly true, and it's there to grab your attention
If you are reading this, it did
If you are not, I apologize

Anyway, I work in a shop that will remain nameless, but it is part of a chain of such shops around the Country, and at about 10 past 7 this afternoon, whilst I was making sure I hadn't made a mess of taking peoples money, someone walked in, picked up two nameless products off the shelves, walked straight past me and shouted "I'm not paying for these!" and ran out

I would have probably given chase to him had any of these following criteria been filled
1 - I didn't totally not care
2 - He'd hit me, or otherwise been abusive
3 - I got paid enough to give a shit
4 - The items in question came out of my wages

All in all, it was more amusing than annoying, breaking up my otherwise dull and uneventful afternoon

This is the second such robbery in the last month, though the time before it wasn't me behind the till

I hate my job...

Pussy. I was robbed at GUNPOINT in a BASKIN ROBBINS. Until someone threatens to shoot you, you have not been ROBBED!

Wow. That must have been scary... And I'm not trying to make it seem really light hearted but when I read that, this conversation was going on in my head:

"MONEY IN THE BAG! NOW!"
"There's a bank right up the street"
"Holy shit really? Hahaha wow... And to think I was gonna shoot you anyway"
*Leaves*

But anyway yeah... That may be the most hilarious and honest robber I have ever heard of.

 

[Gaskell]

I did feel a bit of a dick when I had to ring the police to log the incident
"What did he look like?"
Dunno
"What did he take?"
Not sure
"Did he say anything?"
Told me he wasn't paying for it before he left