So I noticed something today...

[Jonluw]

Hiya escapists.

I woke up this morning to find these strange markings on my flank:

And I can't help but wonder: Does this mean Papa Nurgle has chosen me as his champion?

[sub]See?[/sub]​

And since I need some inspiration, I feel like asking: What would you do if you one day found out you'd been made a champion of your chaos god?
[sub]And does anyone have any tips on how to soothe insect bites?[/sub]

 

[Elate]

Probably revel in debauchery and have a pretty good time... Slaanesh up in this *****.

Though that does look quite odd.. Sleep on anything? Bug bites maybe.. A new breed of triple headed mosquito...?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Go out and create some chaos, I suppose

This gives me a better rationale than just "I felt like it."

Plus, I get to spread my new religion to others; Sharing is caring Especially if it involves murder!

 

[uhddh]

Ummmm kill shit. And other Kornly things. (sounds like a book title)

 

[LetalisK]

I'd kill a virgin. No, no, I'd fuck a virgin. I guess I'd try to give her gonorrhea in the process too. God damn Chaos Undivided...

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Mutter to myself about how I now finally have the resources to achieve my plans. Or cocaine. I may be doing cocaine at that point. One of the two.

Spoiler: doomrider

 

[Death Carr]

Go to town murdering all the douchebags at school.
I wouldn't say Khorne is the best, but he is the most badarse.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Id see a dermatologist.

 

[Shockolate]

I'd beg The Emprah's forgiveness for becoming tainted by the ruinous powers of Chaos, and hopefully be cleansed by His righteous fire for being the heretic that I am.

"Do not ask how you may give your life from the Emprah. Ask instead how you may give your death." -Some guy I don't rememeber.

FOR THE EMPRAH!

 

[Nouw]

Heresy! This thread is unclean, to me my brothers! We shall purge this thread and all of its taint. I already am the champion of my God, and I will do my duty.

 

[iseko]

You could be the chosen one. Or you could have skin cancer. It's probably 50/50.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Defy whatever divine message I'm given and go be lawful good somewhere.

 

[Exocet]

Join a Dark Eldar Tzeentch cult and rock on!
Fucking about with magically powers, fueled by the madness and cocaine of Dark Eldars? Fuck yeah.

If you need me, I'll be riding around on a skiff with a couple half naked Eldar chicks, on some random planet infested with orks, flinging psychic spells around.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

Um....dude.

Spoiler

I think you are transforming.

 

[Bat Vader]

Being the Champion of Chaos sounds like there would be a lot of work involved. For a lazy man such as myself that would be terrible. I would pry try to get my champion title revoked. If that does not work I will become the Champion of Chaos that plays video games all day.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Seriously? No X-Files jokes at all? You people disappoint me.

 

[Rawne1980]

I'd do something really evil like put clingfilm on toilet seats or swap someones semi skimmed milk for pasteurised.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I noticed...

my tongue in my mouth.
that I am now manually breathing.
that the skin between my shoulder blades is itchy.
that I am touching my face with my hand.

Meanwhile, back on topic: I noticed a scar I had from a while back could be put on a hot metal surface and I wouldn't feel a thing, even though it's less than half a centimeter across and the skin next to it should have been affected but wasn't.

 

[RustlessPotato]

I'd drive to the yellow lights because that's how you roll !

 

[Dandark]

Im not sure who i'd be a champion for. Probably either Khorne or Slanesh(Whatever they are called).