So I ran over this cat today....

[Blindswordmaster]

This is an example of a sentence that you cannot recover from. No matter what you say afterward, you will never be able to make that sentence alright. Here's some more:
So I was reading some erotic fanfiction earlier...
As I was looking at some internet porn last night...
Now it's your turn.

 

[UberLemonBoy]

and im pregnant
no man can recover from that

 

[Macheteswordgun]

So i ran over this cat today..... and my clown nose fell off. Boom. Win.

 

[strum4h]

I ate your parents.

 

[delet]

So I was slitting my throat last night...

Wait...

 

[Julianking93]

Probably should go in the Forum games, but oh well:

OT, So I was on ED....

 

[Lord Legion]

So I ran over this cat today...but don't worry, I used every last piece of it.

 

[crazybombard]

I punched a baby in the face today,and ...

 

[Blackadder51]

So apparently necrophilia is illegal now...

Did i do it right?

 

[KaiRai]

So I was spanking your elderly wheelchair bound grandmother when your youngest sister walked in....


Anyone who could recover from that.....well they'd need to be able to wipe memories.

 

[joe the janitor]

So I was doing cocaine off of a crack hours stomach last night and the darnest thing happened...

 

[shootthebandit]

so i ran over this cat...... 's eye, i think it fucked up my tyres

 

[Dango]

As I was looking at some internet porn last night...
Now it's your turn.

I'm 15, and you'd be surprised how many other boys my age actually say this in serious conversation.

OT: So as I was looking up pictures of catgirls last night...

 

[Peteron]

You are actually the opposite gender sent here from outer space to attack Antarctica, and I will stop you.

 

[shootthebandit]

So I was doing cocaine off of a crack hours stomach last night and the darnest thing happened...

i woke up

 

[RatRace123]

So as I was banging your sister last night...

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

So I ran over this cat today... but it's okay, I didn't step on it. Damn cats need to not walk where I'm running.

=P

 

[icyneesan]

So I was watching your younger brother/sister undress earlier today...

*Gets punched out*

 

[Zirat]

Well, I was out burying something in the woods....

Now get this: While I was out in the bushes, looking through your window...

 

[Kuchinawa212]

So I just killed a man today...