So i'm naming my TF2 items now.

[Zahri]

As the title says, and i want to go with a Norse God followed by catchy/rude tagline theme.

I have only done so with the sniper rifle so far, entitling it "Odin, Norse God of **** you."

I am at a loss with where to go with my other weapons though.

I use the following mainly:
Scout: Scattergun
Soldier: Direct Hit
Demoman: Grenade Launcher/Eyelander
Medic: Crusaders Crossbow
Heavy: Brass Beast/Fists of Steel

Any thoughts on how i should name these? =3

Descriptions are optional as well, i need one for Odin. ^^

Note: Naming from randomly dropped tags =3 gonna take me a while.

 

[Vega_GTX]

Name the Engi's Wrench "Wench" and then on the description put "Go ahead read it again".
Name the fist of steel. "Mah Shields" or "Imma Wall".
Direct Hit: "FWOOSH" descpriction: "BANG!"

Or something ike that.

 

[Flying-Emu]

I renamed my Crusader's Crossbow "Last of the Bowhicans"

I also renamed my Grenade Launcher "n00b t00b"

You may have them, just cause you're my buddy <3

Also, as Pyro. Get Powerjack. Name it Mjollnir. Profit

 

[Fanta Grape]

Erm, I can't fit your theme or weapons but:

Call the demoman's bottle "Jarate in Disguise"

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

I was thinking Homewrecker, but the pyro definitely needs a Thor's hammer. Maybe rename a dead ringer "Loki's Locket."

 

[Wintermoot]

name the direct hit ROCKET LAWNCHAIR! (cookie for reference)
the scattergun BOOMSTICK!
the Eyelkander: the decapitator
that,s all I got

 

[Zenode]

I renamed my Boston Basher "IN THE FACE!" cos i thought it was funny for some reason

 

[Flying-Emu]

name the direct hit ROCKET LAWNCHAIR! (cookie for reference)

Metal Slug 3?

 

[Neverhoodian]

You could name the Eyelander "Freyr's Frisky Blade" or something similar.

name the direct hit ROCKET LAWNCHAIR! (cookie for reference)

That's what I named the standard launcher, except I spelled mine "RAWKIT LAWN-CHAIR."

I decided to give each class that uses the shotgun their own names for the weapon. My Soldier's shotty is called "Pump-Action Patriot" and my Engineer's is "Bessie." Don't have any more nametags right now, but I plan on naming the Heavy's shotgun "Anastasia" and the Pyro's "Mmmphmmh."

I'm also considering naming my medigun "Drop your goddamn Equalizer!"

 

[tombman888]

I named my Ullapool Caber "This is my Boom Stick!"