So my girlfriend is doing something awesome.

[Dr Snakeman]

I don't think any woman will ever do anything extraordinary for me. Hell, I'd be surprised if any woman purporting to be attracted to me didn't straight up try to rob me of all of my money.

Oh hey, it's you again. Being the killjoy in a relationship thread. What a surprise.


Me? I have no girlfriend But it'll happen. And then I'll get back to you.

...

/foreveralone

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

My tour has been extended to cover the guys pulling out. An this isn't just a skyrim thread, that's just what people latched onto, this is a "my significant other did something awesome that i wouldn't of expected them to" thread.

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This makes sense.
It's nice that she tries to make your life more enjoyable, it's also very nice that you give her enough credit to mention it here to some random forum strangers. It sounds like you have much other things to do than playing Skyrim when you finally come back...

I think this partnership thing should focus more on making each other life more enjoyable, it's a pity such things are not more common.

On a totally unrelated note:

OH come on Captcha!!! I'm not going to turn my monitor upside down for you!

 

[Sandernista]

My girlfriend is going to be snuggling up to me and making me all comfy while I play skyrim. (And also helped me pay it off)

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

I'd be more impressed if she baked you a pie, did your washing and gave you a blowjob while you played skyrim.

Honestly, I rather prefer to play Skyrim undisturbed. But a blowjob inbetween the loading screens would be acceptable...

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

My girlfriend plays Counter-Strike, TF2, and HL2 Deathmatch with me, and she's actually pretty good at them too.

You now wish your girlfriend was as hardcore as mine.

I don't have a girlfriend. *sad face*

Wow, that really does suck, dude.

Wait...

Spoiler: This image is a lot bigger than I thought

Who's this, then? Sister? Ex?

 

[Blow_Pop]

for my last kind of boyfriend(we weren't dating so it was more a friends with benefits thing)he and i lived together at one point in time. He was in the middle of Uncharted I believe at the time. He texted me telling me he was having a crappy day. I was already cleaning our apartment at the time so I made sure everything was clean and loaded up the screen on his ps3(which coincidentally is mine now since he got a slim and he likes better) so he could start his save game from where he was, left a note on the door for him to come into the bedroom and to drop his stuff by the door and lock it and waited for him in his favourite lingerie of mine....long story short sex and gaming ensued followed by me cooking dinner and making sure our other roommate wasn't coming home that night. Oh and a back massage while he was playing the game.....


Also, he has drug me out to 2 WoW releases. I despise that game. I went on my lunch break to get my wristband for cataclysm risked getting my car towed and getting a write up for being late just so I could meet him a little after midnight to get his game and to get the box signed for him again. Not to mention all the shite bands I've gone with him to see.....

 

[Professor_Page]

I'd be more impressed if she baked you a pie, did your washing and gave you a blowjob while you played skyrim.

She said she will and thanks for the idea.

 

[Gulleko]

I'd be more impressed if she baked you a pie, did your washing and gave you a blowjob while you played skyrim.

She said she will and thanks for the idea.

Just make sure she has a lot of room while doing that last thing, banging your head on a desk isn't very pleasant (speaking from personal experience).

 

[Rylot]

I was at the mall with my girlfriend and after she got her nails done I got to drag her into Gamestop. They had a copy of Okami and I lamented over the fact that I didn't have enough money that month to get it and Persona 4. A month or so later when I went back they didn't have it. A few days after that I get a package from her for my birthday. Low and behold she had sent me a copy of Okami she had found in her hometown. I think I'm gonna marry her at some point.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

for my last kind of boyfriend(we weren't dating so it was more a friends with benefits thing)he and i lived together at one point in time. He was in the middle of Uncharted I believe at the time. He texted me telling me he was having a crappy day. I was already cleaning our apartment at the time so I made sure everything was clean and loaded up the screen on his ps3(which coincidentally is mine now since he got a slim and he likes better) so he could start his save game from where he was, left a note on the door for him to come into the bedroom and to drop his stuff by the door and lock it and waited for him in his favourite lingerie of mine....long story short sex and gaming ensued followed by me cooking dinner and making sure our other roommate wasn't coming home that night. Oh and a back massage while he was playing the game.....

I wish my girlfriend had been like that. The best she did was let me live with her after I cut off my parents from my entire fucking life. It's over now but at least she taught me how to take good care of myself. I guess that's awesome although the split sucked...

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

Just make sure she has a lot of room while doing that last thing, banging your head on a desk isn't very pleasant (speaking from personal experience).

How nice, thank you for this crucial info. This turns out to be my favorite thread, yet.
Memo to self: I have to take notes for my girlfriend...

Anything else she should know?

 

[FilipJPhry]

My second girlfriend was AWESOME with all caps. She was a great cook, loved hockey and football, loved video games, spectacular in bed, a smartass who can out-wit a comedian on cocaine, was gorgeous, and she was Christian.

Spoiler: If you want to know why we aren't together anymore

She was killed by a drunk driver

 

[Blow_Pop]

for my last kind of boyfriend(we weren't dating so it was more a friends with benefits thing)he and i lived together at one point in time. He was in the middle of Uncharted I believe at the time. He texted me telling me he was having a crappy day. I was already cleaning our apartment at the time so I made sure everything was clean and loaded up the screen on his ps3(which coincidentally is mine now since he got a slim and he likes better) so he could start his save game from where he was, left a note on the door for him to come into the bedroom and to drop his stuff by the door and lock it and waited for him in his favourite lingerie of mine....long story short sex and gaming ensued followed by me cooking dinner and making sure our other roommate wasn't coming home that night. Oh and a back massage while he was playing the game.....

I wish my girlfriend had been like that. The best she did was let me live with her after I cut off my parents from my entire fucking life. It's over now but at least she taught me how to take good care of myself. I guess that's awesome although the split sucked...

yeah well he fucked up and kept dating every other girl other than me. He's lost me for life now. His loss.

 

[WaReloaded]

My girlfriend and I regularly LAN Age of Empires II: The Conquerors, we usually play on a team against Moderate/Hard difficulty AI but sometimes we battle one another, although those matches can last for quite a few hours. A little more recently we started playing multiplayer on Minecraft, we're working on building a large castle and then defending it from Creepers etc. Oh and just as a random gift, she got me a Charlie Sheen "Winning" t-shirt, I love her.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

for my last kind of boyfriend(we weren't dating so it was more a friends with benefits thing)he and i lived together at one point in time. He was in the middle of Uncharted I believe at the time. He texted me telling me he was having a crappy day. I was already cleaning our apartment at the time so I made sure everything was clean and loaded up the screen on his ps3(which coincidentally is mine now since he got a slim and he likes better) so he could start his save game from where he was, left a note on the door for him to come into the bedroom and to drop his stuff by the door and lock it and waited for him in his favourite lingerie of mine....long story short sex and gaming ensued followed by me cooking dinner and making sure our other roommate wasn't coming home that night. Oh and a back massage while he was playing the game.....

I wish my girlfriend had been like that. The best she did was let me live with her after I cut off my parents from my entire fucking life. It's over now but at least she taught me how to take good care of myself. I guess that's awesome although the split sucked...

yeah well he fucked up and kept dating every other girl other than me. He's lost me for life now. His loss.

Clearly his lost. You're better on without him if he doesn't know how good he had it. Sex, video games and messages... What I wouldn't give...

 

[joeman098]

So anyway the back story. I'm a deployed Airman in the USAF .

I Cant think of any good stories atm but Thanks for Puting ur self in harms way so i can play some skyrim with out being invaded =D

 

[CulixCupric]

On a totally unrelated note:

OH come on Captcha!!! I'm not going to turn my monitor upside down for you!

lucky for me, i can read upside-down, backwards, and any-which-way.

 

[Captain_Fantastic]

my girlfriend is NONEXISTANT HAH!!!!
and rather than going on a bitter rant.

ill just say my social life is going to die because of skyrim and sr3

 

[Liberaliter]

My girlfriend has agreed not to see me all day friday while I play Skyrim.

I bloody love her, my girlfriend's pretty nice as well.

A truly awesome girlfriend would play it with you.

Somehow.

She does want to play it, me and Skyrim just need some... alone time first.

 

[tthor]

huh, when i came here I was expecting some sort of sexual act.

nonetheless that is a pretty awesome girlfriend~