Do something that will get her attention and show you're quirky and just a little bit dangerous...
... set yourself on fire.
... set yourself on fire.
So there's this girl...
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This won't work.Woodsey said:
It's rediculous.
Tell her 17 cm. Metric is sexier.
Serisouly though, goto BonsaiK, possibly even PM if you must but try the relationship advice thread.
I suggest having a chat. Maybe google how to make women like me and people like David Deangelo, that's what I did when I was 13 but it's not really stellar advice they basically trys to sell you "secrets to making every woman love you forever and want to sleep with you all the time".
All you need to know is, be confident, be fun, be you.
That's it.
If you don't think you're fun, well change your attitude, you are fun otherwise you wouldn't have fun.
Confidence, not so easy, just believe in yourself, if you genuinely aren't confident so be it. She might be into that.
Don't try to be the Fonz if that's not who you are, she'll fall for the persona when you want her to fall for you.
Like I said, confidence, fun, be you.
Only pansies measure themselves in metric; and Imperial sounds much more manly. Besides, 17 sounds like you're promising more then you could ever hope to deliver.StBishop said:This won't work.Woodsey said:
It's rediculous.
Tell her 17 cm. Metric is sexier.
Not really, if you say 30 cm (~ 1 foot) a person who uses metric will know what you mean instantly as it's the standard length for a ruler. so 17 is a little over half. 17cm ~ 7"Woodsey said:Only pansies measure themselves in metric; and Imperial sounds much more manly. Besides, 17 sounds like you're promising more then you could ever hope to deliver.StBishop said:This won't work.Woodsey said:
It's rediculous.
Tell her 17 cm. Metric is sexier.
Plus saying that your penis is 25cm is better than 10 inches. 25 is a bigger number. 10's boring.
Metric is also (if you use imperial) foregin and therefore sexy.
Couple of rule's when talking to hernarwhalman218 said:
1) don't be an ass hat
2) be yourself even if it conflicts with rule 1
3) try and sound confident girls like confident but don't be too confident they don't like that
4)be nice compliment her once in a while don't over do it that's creepy
5)avoid geeky and nerdy subjects unless she's into that sort of stuff like anime, manga, video games, comics. you know the regular geek stuff
6) don't be touchy feely that creeps girls out alot it's how I got my restraining order
I'm expecting an invite to your inevitable wedding.narwhalman218 said:
A couple of rules for lifedark_taint92 said:Couple of rule's when talking to hernarwhalman218 said:
1) don't be an ass hat
2) be yourself even if it conflicts with rule 1
3) try and sound confident girls like confident but don't be too confident they don't like that
4)be nice compliment her once in a while don't over do it that's creepy
5)avoid geeky and nerdy subjects unless she's into that sort of stuff like anime, manga, video games, comics. you know the regular geek stuff
6) don't be touchy feely that creeps girls out alot it's how I got my restraining order
1) Don't take advice on attracting women from people on the internet who have a restraining order.
2) (you get the idea.)
Yeah, they're amateurs. Find people with at least a dozen restraining orders. You know they playas.StBishop said:
I'm English, so we just mix and match the two without any real logic apparently. Still, it's not the number that's important, but the measurement system. And since we always measure ourselves in inches, everyone know what you mean when you say you measure x inches. Centimetres are smaller, so the number that accompanies it is irrelevant.StBishop said:Not really, if you say 30 cm (~ 1 foot) a person who uses metric will know what you mean instantly as it's the standard length for a ruler. so 17 is a little over half. 17cm ~ 7"Woodsey said:Only pansies measure themselves in metric; and Imperial sounds much more manly. Besides, 17 sounds like you're promising more then you could ever hope to deliver.StBishop said:This won't work.Woodsey said:
It's rediculous.
Tell her 17 cm. Metric is sexier.
Plus saying that your penis is 25cm is better than 10 inches. 25 is a bigger number. 10's boring.
Metric is also (if you use imperial) foregin and therefore sexy.
There's countless studies on the "Cock length - Inches or centimetres?" debate and they all say inches. I can assure you of that, and no you don't need to see any sources for such information.
I was being sarcastic -_- dammit I should of invested in the sarcasm character that popped up a while back xDStBishop said:A couple of rules for lifedarktaint92 said:Couple of rule's when talking to her
1) don't be an ass hat
2) be yourself even if it conflicts with rule 1
3) try and sound confident girls like confident but don't be too confident they don't like that
4)be nice compliment her once in a while don't over do it that's creepy
5)avoid geeky and nerdy subjects unless she's into that sort of stuff like anime, manga, video games, comics. you know the regular geek stuff
6) don't be touchy feely that creeps girls out alot it's how I got my restraining order
1) Don't take advice on attracting women from people on the internet who have a restraining order.
2) (you get the idea.)
Your quote + your avatar = comedy goldArawn.Chernobog said:
Remember, if you can't find those slippers, you've got to go the old fashioned way: have war paint over every inch of your body and carry around your family's sword/spear and matching shield. Pratice your war cry because that's need to impress her later on, after you've engaged in a fight to the death with a giant of a man with an eyepatch and a hook for a hand. Trust me, no one will not notice you.FargoDog said:
I think you'll find that wikipedia disagrees with you (as I will change the page if it doesn't).Woodsey said:I'm English, so we just mix and match the two without any real logic apparently. Still, it's not the number that's important, but the measurement system. And since we always measure ourselves in inches, everyone know what you mean when you say you measure x inches. Centimetres are smaller, so the number that accompanies it is irrelevant.StBishop said:Not really, if you say 30 cm (~ 1 foot) a person who uses metric will know what you mean instantly as it's the standard length for a ruler. so 17 is a little over half. 17cm ~ 7"Woodsey said:Only pansies measure themselves in metric; and Imperial sounds much more manly. Besides, 17 sounds like you're promising more then you could ever hope to deliver.StBishop said:This won't work.Woodsey said:
It's rediculous.
Tell her 17 cm. Metric is sexier.
Plus saying that your penis is 25cm is better than 10 inches. 25 is a bigger number. 10's boring.
Metric is also (if you use imperial) foregin and therefore sexy.
There's countless studies on the "Cock length - Inches or centimetres?" debate and they all say inches. I can assure you of that, and no you don't need to see any sources for such information.
And you're correct, as soon as one is discussing penis length no respectable sources or references are necissary.
For example, "My penis is the size or 2 cans of coke stacked on top of each other."
"Prove it."
"Nah, I know the truth."
First off, there's a relationship help thread led by BonsaiK that's still going strong after a while.narwhalman218 said:
Basically, you post and he replies with advice.
Anyways, just a simple "Hello, how are you today?" would get a good conversation going. Assuming you let it keep going.
Also, put life into your words, don't just monotone them out until you're done.
I occasionally use yoctometres for increased accuracy but when I feel like using single digits I use kilometres.RhombusHatesYou said:
Also, the real playa's don't have restraining orders, they have a body count.
To reiterate the answer to OP, just talk to her, all this talk of penis and death and restraining orders will only scare her. If it doesn't scare her, she should scare you.