So very punny.

[Ironic Pirate]

I know a Foreign language one. (it works with anything other than english)

Here's a french example: Why is Six afraid of Sept? Because Sept Huit Neuf!

 

[Sir Kemper]

You could say it was...

*Puts on shades*

Left 4 Dead.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

It seems it has

*puts on shades*

come back from the dead

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH1

Well you know what they say about internet meme's not being funny...

*Puts on shades*

Try Try Try Try Try...


Again.


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

They also tend to say

*puts on shades*

LOL NEWFAG CAN'T TRIFORCE

Yeah : /

Do I hear somebody counting becuase it seems....

*Puts on shades*

I one.



YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACanIhaveanAvatarnow?

I've been confoundled again by your punmastery, and yes you can have an avatar.

*Puts away shades*

Good, We will discuss the avtar later, for now though, accept my friend request as to assure you of your word.

 

[HK_01]

Awesome thread! I love puns; wish I could think of some.

 

[socialmenace42]

Must....

contain....

rage....

 

[Sleekgiant]

You could say it was...

*Puts on shades*

Left 4 Dead.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

It seems it has

*puts on shades*

come back from the dead

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH1

Well you know what they say about internet meme's not being funny...

*Puts on shades*

Try Try Try Try Try...


Again.


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

They also tend to say

*puts on shades*

LOL NEWFAG CAN'T TRIFORCE

Yeah : /

Do I hear somebody counting becuase it seems....

*Puts on shades*

I one.



YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACanIhaveanAvatarnow?

I've been confoundled again by your punmastery, and yes you can have an avatar.

*Puts away shades*

Good, We will discuss the avtar later, for now though, accept my friend request as to assure you of your word.

I have and we shall

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Read Xanth novels. They are gold mines for puns. They're virtually Pundora's box!

 

[GrinningManiac]

I can't think of any puns...

This makes me very sad.

Or should I say: It makes me very...

...

...Nah, I got nothin'

 

[Burningsok]

I entered ten puns into a pun contest to see if one of them could win, but no pun in ten did...

(SEE WHAT I DID THAR?)

Very clever my friend... veery clever. >.>

 

[SeanTheSheep]

When I am king of the universe, that kind of thing will be PUNishable by death.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Two Inuits were out in their kayak fishing. They got cold and tried to light a fire. But their craft sank, proving...

*puts on shades*

You can't have your kayak and heat it too.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(did I do that right??)

 

[Bagaloo]

You want puns? I got your puns right here!

I love you for this video. It reminds me how much I love Arnold Schwarzenegger films.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

I haven't got any really bad/awesome puns, but SoMuchPun has got some golden ones:

Spoiler: Many, many spoiler'd pictures under this spoiler.

Spoiler: Fruit Cocktail

Spoiler: Loafers

Spoiler: Rock N' Roll

Spoiler: Censorship

Spoiler: Snakes on a Plane

Spoiler: The New Batman Trailer

Spoiler: Bread in Captivity

Spoiler: Biologists

Spoiler: Indred Mouse

Spoiler: Hitler

Spoiler: Nothing Really Matress

Spoiler: Gotta Ketchum Hall

Spoiler: Snake's on a Plane

Spoiler: Link In Park

Spoiler: Crocs

Spoiler: Well Well Well

Spoiler: FALCON PUNCH!

Spoiler: Iron Men

Spoiler: Water on Mars

Spoiler: Waldo

Spoiler: Condom Used Protect

Spoiler: Rick Rolls

Spoiler: F1

Spoiler: Periodic Table

 

[TheBoulder]

I know a Foreign language one. (it works with anything other than english)

Here's a french example: Why is Six afraid of Sept? Because Sept Huit Neuf!

I think you're mixed up. It only works in english. Seven eight nine.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Seriously guys, you can't go around telling these to...

*Puts on shades*

Every mother's pun.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[cormacdffy]

Anything that has nothing to do with elephants is irrelephant

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Now, everyone, we should stop.

*Puts on shades*

How can these be outpun? The brain damage done by these can never be unpun, it's only fair. Besides, after a while some will be repun. If you want, just pun away and tell these to your loved puns, or feast on sticky puns. End this competition to be number pun! Or else! I'll get out my tommy pun! Somepun must see sense to end this madness. One by pun, we'll find ourselves succumbing to the damage caused by this metric pun of terrible puns.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wardnath]

It seems that this thread is well deserving of a

*Puts on shades*

Spoiler: Face-palm

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[A Raging Emo]

It seems that this thread is well deserving of a

*Puts on shades*

Spoiler: Face-palm

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

You could say that man has...

*Puts on Shades*

Got wood.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I know a Foreign language one. (it works with anything other than english)

Here's a french example: Why is Six afraid of Sept? Because Sept Huit Neuf!

I think you're mixed up. It only works in english. Seven eight nine.

I know, it's a stupid joke, you're pretending you don't understand how it works.

I dunno, it made my french teacher laugh.

 

[Urgh76]

I haven't got any really bad/awesome puns, but SoMuchPun has got some golden ones:

Spoiler: Many, many spoiler'd pictures under this spoiler.

Spoiler: Fruit Cocktail

Spoiler: Loafers

Spoiler: Rock N' Roll

Spoiler: Censorship

Spoiler: Snakes on a Plane

Spoiler: The New Batman Trailer

Spoiler: Bread in Captivity

Spoiler: Biologists

Spoiler: Indred Mouse

Spoiler: Hitler

Spoiler: Nothing Really Matress

Spoiler: Gotta Ketchum Hall

Spoiler: Snake's on a Plane

Spoiler: Link In Park

Spoiler: Crocs

Spoiler: Well Well Well

Spoiler: FALCON PUNCH!

Spoiler: Iron Men

Spoiler: Water on Mars

Spoiler: Waldo

Spoiler: Condom Used Protect

Spoiler: Rick Rolls

Spoiler: F1

Spoiler: Periodic Table

You win.... you just

*puts on shades*

win...

YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!