So... Where is Chicago Ted now?

[MercenaryCanary]

For all you original Left 4 Dead fans who also picked up Left 4 Dead 2, I feel I must ask everyone this...
What happened to Chicago Ted? Surely he could not have died! We've all heard of Chicago Ted's mighty deeds, from killing Tanks single handily, to being the sole reason why Witches cry!
Again, where is Chicago Ted? I would like to hear your theories, fellow Escapists.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

My guess? He's in Chicago.

 

[delet]

Screw Chicago Ted. I have a feeling we're going to find someone better.

Like.. Alabama Steve.

yes. All hail Alabama Steve!

 

[Irridium]

Chicago Ted decided to go somewhere else and be badass.

Probably went to Russia to wrestle bears or something.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

Chicago Ted decided to go somewhere else and be badass.

Probably went to Russia to wrestle bears or something.

So... Chicago Ted is Father Grigori from HL2?

 

[Trivun]

Screw Chicago Ted. I have a feeling we're going to find someone better.

Like.. Alabama Steve.

yes. All hail Alabama Steve!

Chicago Ted decided to go somewhere else and be badass.

Probably went to Russia to wrestle bears or something.

He went with Alabama Steve toRussia to help the bears rise up against their Communist overlords and wrestle Lenin's ghost into submission.

TOP THAT! Without using Cthulhu or nuclear bombs...

 

[fix-the-spade]

Again, where is Chicago Ted? I would like to hear your theories, fellow Escapists.

You ain't in chicago now sonny, Ted's not interest in yo' shenanigens anymo'

 

[delet]

He went with Alabama Steve toRussia to help the bears rise up against their Communist overlords and wrestle Lenin's ghost into submission.

TOP THAT! Without using Cthulhu or nuclear bombs...

Does a Nuclear Cthulhu count as both or neither?

 

[The Great JT]

He and Bill's Hat went into an alternate universe. There, for fear of being detected, Chicago Ted changed his name to Saxton Hale.

 

[Irridium]

Chicago Ted decided to go somewhere else and be badass.

Probably went to Russia to wrestle bears or something.

So... Chicago Ted is Father Grigori from HL2?

Its a possability. Although I was thinking he was more of an Al' Capone type character.

Screw Chicago Ted. I have a feeling we're going to find someone better.

Like.. Alabama Steve.

yes. All hail Alabama Steve!

Chicago Ted decided to go somewhere else and be badass.

Probably went to Russia to wrestle bears or something.

He went with Alabama Steve toRussia to help the bears rise up against their Communist overlords and wrestle Lenin's ghost into submission.

TOP THAT! Without using Cthulhu or nuclear bombs...

Very well, on the final battle between Chicago Ted, Alabama Steve, and Lenin's Ghost, Stalin's Zombie rose up and sent his undead armies against the bears. An epic battle ensued, with no clear victor.

It all settled on one final battle, Chicado Ted vs. Alabama Steve vs. Lenin's Ghost vs. Zombie Stalin. The fight will take place in a steel cage that is set on fire.

 

[geldonyetich]

This is the first I've heard of Chicago Ted. Interesting little meme.

He's not officially part of the lore (well okay, there was graffiti alluding to his existence but that doesn't mean Chicago Ted was anything more than a tagger's imagination) so he's technically nowhere. But maybe Valve will patch in a random chance he shows up and kills everything.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

He and Bill's Hat went into an alternate universe. There, for fear of being detected, Chicago Ted changed his name to Saxton Hale.

I think this.

 

[Pegghead]

Well it's funny because Valve stated that Chicago Ted was going to return for left 4 dead 2. Maybe him and Gordon Freeman made it to Vegas in a hotrod car with Alyx, Chell and Zoey. Then they barricaded Caesars Palace and divided their time between zombie killing, playing poker and uh, repopulating the earth.

 

[Pielikey]

He and Bill's Hat went into an alternate universe. There, for fear of being detected, Chicago Ted changed his name to Saxton Hale.

Ahahahaha, awesome.

 

[Yoshemo]

Moustachio kidnapped him!

 

[Liverandbacon]

Chicago Ted actually originated from some real life graffiti in a men's room saying "No ***** is safe from Chicago Ted". The fact that none of the "bitches" mentioned would ever read this graffiti, since it was in a men's room, apparently escaped this great man. Now he's in video games. I wonder if the real life Chicago Ted knows about his infamy...

 

[Pimppeter2]

He and I are going to the Bears game.

DA BEARS!

 

[Deathkingo]

He evolved into Duke Nukem.

 

[Dark marauder]

He is kicking zombie ass duh....