So... you can buy uranium ore.

[Dr. Paine]

http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=/ref=cm_cd_f_pb_t

The comments on it are priceless.

So, yeah. Uranium, now on Amazon. Not much else to say, really.

Edit: Also, is it just me, or does anyone else find it weird that the thing most people purchase with it is that Lego model book?

(And while I am aware this is probably a joke, it seems there is a place that sells uranium ore. https://unitednuclear.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2_4&products_id=462 In various levels of radiation, even.)

 

[fix-the-spade]

Brilliant, now if I can just get planning permission for that refinery in my backyard...

 

[SUPA FRANKY]

"WHAT THE FUCK-BOOM!!!!"

Thats what came to mind.

 

[Ibanez887]

Uranium ore......... on Amazon? Apart from being extremely crazy, it doesn't provide much for discussion

 

[DarkRyter]

I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

That made me giggle like a little schoolboy.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Holy crap! Those comments are insane!!!

Thank You Very Much for showing this.It is AWESOME.

 

[bookboy]

actually, while I have not tried to order any yet, it seems from the product description that you might have to provide educational or scientific credentials before they will sell it to you.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

It's like there begging for me to take over the world...

 

[Dr. Paine]

I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

That made me giggle like a little schoolboy.

The one that got me was the cat comment. I don't think there's a single serious review on it.

 

[magicmonkeybars]

yes now all you need is billions of dollars and a massive facillity to refine it into something useable for a bomb.

 

[Sassafrass]

It's like there begging for me to take over the world...

I am going to take over the world.
For completely scientific purposes, of course.
_>
And you can buy one used for $2,500? Right...

 

[open trap]

That is where Iran gets there uranium.

 

[thom_cat_]

What I don't get is why the "used" one of these costs "$2,499.00"
whereas this new one costs "$29.95".
WTF?

And then you read the description for the used one.

Comments: Found this in some old abandoned village while on vacation. Older, Russian model (PU239)? Please inquire about shipping. Not responsible for damage due to radiation or explosions. Buyer responsible for lead casing. Be the first kid on your block to have a Breeder Reactor!

lawl?

 

[robman1130]

"WHAT THE FUCK-BOOM!!!!"

Thats what came to mind.

and now MY day is complete

 

[Dr. Paine]

What I don't get is why the "used" one of these costs "$2,499.00"
whereas this new one costs "$29.95".
WTF?

And then you read the description for the used one.

Comments: Found this in some old abandoned village while on vacation. Older, Russian model (PU239)? Please inquire about shipping. Not responsible for damage due to radiation or explosions. Buyer responsible for lead casing. Be the first kid on your block to have a Breeder Reactor!

I haven't found the used one yet, where it it? -needs to see reviews on it-

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Oh man. The user reviews are awesome.

 

[Robert0288]

or you can sprinkle it around like fary dust and watch security people start running around like their insane.

 

[Starnerf]

Customers buy this item with Forbidden Lego: Build the Models Your Parents Warned You Against! by Ulrik Pilegaard

Finally, a use for all my old Lego bricks!

 

[Dr. Paine]

Customers buy this item with Forbidden Lego: Build the Models Your Parents Warned You Against! by Ulrik Pilegaard

Finally, a use for all my old Lego bricks!

New, from Lego! The complete Los Alamos re-enactment kit?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Now I need to order about 13 kilo's of that stuff, then I can start enriching it.