So you decided to go to war with Wizards

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Executor78

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I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my weapon. Some wizards think they can outsmart me...maybe, maybe...I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet.
 

Doclector

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The only weapons worth using in that war would be intensive planning, and fast assault. Your guns can just kill or wound. A wizard could transmute your nice powerful tank into a nice fluffy puppy, or suddenly flood a valley that an important squad is travelling through, all with one compact, lightweight weapon, a wand. Their only disadvantage would be that you can fire a gun just by pulling a trigger, within a split second the bullet reaches it's target. A wizard has to speak an incantation and do some kind of wand movement in order to "fire".

You plan entrance points in raids to take out the maximum amount of enemies in the first wave, while no one knows you're there. Then it's just sweep and clear, as fast as humanely possible. Every second a single wizard is unaccounted for in that building, the likeliness of a massacre due to the attack speed advantage being lost increases.
 

RastaBadger

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Starfleet, The Klingon Empire, The Romulan Star Navy and the dominion (and everyone else from Star Trek) backed up with elite squads of ninja jedi.
 

Alcamonic

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It's obvious.
A deck full of Counter Spell cards and enough lands to support them.
And a spectral bear, just because they are cool.
 

Saelune

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Thats no fair. Harry Potter wizardry is the "you can only do exactly what you need to at any given moment" magic. Anything I can do they will just happen to have a spell to counter it.
 

gCrusher

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RastaBadger said:
Starfleet, The Klingon Empire, The Romulan Star Navy and the dominion (and everyone else from Star Trek) backed up with elite squads of ninja jedi.
Jedi can't be ninjas. I've never seen one!

*rimshot*
 

Jacco

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Nikolaz72 said:
Jacco said:
A bunch of Marine Scout Snipers and Delta Force operatives. The snipers would take out the more expeerienced/powerful ones before they even knew what was going on and the Delta Force guys would be in and among them blowing stuff up and causing general mayhem.
I dunno man. Those forcefields of theirs seems to remove anything physical that wasnt in there already. So wouldnt bullets kind of just be absorbed by the more experienced wizards?
Nope. All the wizards capable of setting those force fields up would be dead before they even realized they needed to set them up.
 

BabySinclair

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The wizard advocates are forgetting that the wizards' three best spells are off-limits. Killing curse? No go. Put weapons on hand slings so the disarm doesn't work. Also, numbers people. The US military is a hell of a lot bigger than the number of battle ready wizards and we can train soldiers faster than they can train wizards. Their teleports? Not always reliable.

Traitors always help too. You know there would be a few that hate the rest and let a SEAL team into any magically protected areas.
 

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Time to bust out a full suit of Primium. It's always good to keep a set of magic proof armor around the house. If it stops magic powerful enough to bend reality, it will stop these silly little wannabes.
 

Jacco

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Jakub324 said:
Send the SAS at them and they won't last a week. Worldwide.
Bah. Send a joint Task Force was SAS and Delta Force and they won't last three days.