So, you have mastered teleportation...

[Strazdas]

why, sinister purposes of course!
I would no longer lack any material need i can lift. and armed guards wont stop me, i teleport before the bullet reaches me.

Also would be interesting to teleport a bomb inside drug barons bedroom.

 

[Bruce]

I would teleport behind various religious leaders in the middle of saying stupid shit, smack them with a squeaky hammer, yell "Thor out" and then teleport somewhere else.

 

[pandorum]

I would teleport into quiet bathroom stalls while people are trying to poop. Just to hear the screams of terror mixed with fear shits plopping down into the toilet. Or you know, I could so something semi-useful.

I spat my drink every where reading that that would be awesome lol.

 

[Hawk eye1466]

I'm assuming you mean the people in the area I teleport into will be the ones hearing this noise, I'll assume it sounds like a really loud bang or something. But yeah I'd still totally do it all the time people would get used to it and if not I'll just teleport into a store steal a few earplugs and give them away.

And I'd use it for so many things from bank robbery to pranks the possibilities are endless!

 

[OneCatch]

Probably steal a load of money from bank vaults (who'll barely notice it's gone and it's insured anyway), and then only use it for harmless dicking around and sightseeing.

Oh, also, I'd clear out the Vatican archives and split it between various national museums (British Museum, Smithsonian, Museo Nazionale, etc).

...And teleport into the NSA's data centres with as big a magnet as I can carry. Same for wherever they host google adsense.

 

[M0rp43vs]

I will bet customs officials will be PIIIISSSSEEEDDD though.

Depends on which side of the law you wanna be on.
Still, with the powers, customs will basically be the thing that takes the most time by default.

 

[Sansha]

As long as it doesn't harm me, especially doesn't damage my hearing, I'm definitely down. I'd just try to teleport away from most people, though I imagine teleporting into the middle of a forest would disturb the fuck out of some peace.

In fact, it'd be just awesome if it came with a powerful shockwave, either compressed air or simple kinetic energy.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'd wear ear plugs and travel to and from without a passport! Europe, Asia, the Americas!

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

Hm.

Interesting concept.

I think I'd use it mainly to teleport into and out of and from and to street riots and war zones, just for teh lulz. The incredible lulz. Also, the absolutely random occasional good deeds that might take place when I deafen all the arseholes around me. I'd invest in an upgrade to also blind them.

 

[Seraj33]

I would visit my girlfriend more often than once a year.

Simple as that.

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

People lack imagination when it comes to teleportation.

First off, if our clothes come with us (and the air in our lungs, etc, but not the ground we're standing on), we can assume we have control over what gets teleported.

So, aside from instantaneous travel, with the power to teleport matter you could:

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  [li]Teleport food/waste directly in/out of your body, so you never have to spend time eating/using the toilet (also, you could eat whatever you want and then immediately remove it from your body, without having to vomit);[/li]
  [li]Cure cancer by teleporting it out of people (as well as performing other kinds of surgery);[/li]
  [li]Create a field around you that teleports away incoming projectiles/danger (or around your car to prevent car crashes);[/li]
  [li]Build or sculpt anything instantly, given the right raw materials;[/li]
  [li]Teleport air into your lungs (or warm, clean air around your body), allowing you to survive in any environment;[/li]
  [li]Turn invisible by teleporting away all the photons before they reflect off you;[/li]
  [li]Perform virtually any magic trick;[/li]
  [li]Instantly arrest and detain criminals non-violently;[/li]
  [li]Destroy anything by teleporting chunks of it away;[/li]
  [li]Re-arrange matter on the molecular or atomic level;[/li]

It is probably the most God-like power there is, with the right application.

 

[dementis]

If it's like the sound of thunder I'd probably use it more than if it was quiet. Can't you see how cool it would be if your presence was always precluded by the sound of thunder!?

 

[Patathatapon]

I would teleport into quiet bathroom stalls while people are trying to poop. Just to hear the screams of terror mixed with fear shits plopping down into the toilet. Or you know, I could so something semi-useful.

That's great for constipated people though!

OT: I'd rarely use it. Maybe if I wore ear plugs, I'd do it nearby assholes. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME NOW BRETT? Oh whats that? You can't hear me while I'm teleporting around you constantly? TOUGH SHIT!

 

[KOMega]

Is the sound similar to thunder? Cause that'd be cool actually.

Assuming I am not deafened by the noise. I'd just try to be inconspicuous about my location since it will probably be loud enough that the exact location might be hard to point out.

Even if people are disturbed and dislike my loud noises, I'd take that for getting around in seconds.

 

[Clowndoe]

I would use it for the most petty reasons. Like I would teleport to the bus stop instead of walking there.

 

[chinangel]

yes i use it. It would lmake travelling to other countries a breeze

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I would join a metal band or a dubstep/hardcore group, and teleport around the room in time to the music... Surround sound bass-drum! Instant hit!

 

[Megawat22]

Where does it make this deafening noise? Where I teleport to or where I come from? Or both?
Ah screw it, it don't change my answer.
I'd use my power whenever I was committing crimes. Because I am able to teleport wherever I please whenever I please and this power is infinitely more useful (and fun) if you use it for evil. Robbing banks, smuggling goods, jacking vehicles, sticking up people, you could be a one man pro team with the ability to teleport.
Of course stuff like robbing banks, stores and people is easier with an ability like time manipulation while teleportation is more suited towards smuggling/ trafficking but it's still do-able.
And when I've made my millions by teleporting into bank vaults and smuggling insane quantities of illegal cargo in ridiculously short times I'll just pack up all my money and teleport myself somewhere nice.
Doubt I'd retire early though. When you can teleport directly into bank vaults and instantly out of a crime scene it's less about making enough money to retire early and more about getting the highest score.

Wouldn't the sound give you away, though?

I mean, after the first robbery, people would know about the guy who appears with a sonic boom and starts ransacking the place, right? Wouldn't that result in heightened security?

Would that even matter?

Well the sound might be muffled by being inside the vault, not that it matters much, anyone comes into the vault you can just wave a gun in their face and tell them to hit the dirt or teleport out if they look like they'll cause trouble.
Security isn't much of a factor either really. If I'm going directly into the vault all I'll need is a duffel bag and a pistol (in case anybody investigates) and to protect my identity I just need gloves and a ski mask.
Fingerprints and DNA evidence aren't a concern because I don't care if they know it's the same guy robbing banks, so long as they don't know it's me and the ski mask removes facial ID.
Even if we put vaults out of the question I still remove the exit strategy from the equation which makes a bank job insanely easier.
Teleport outside the bank with my mask on and weapon ready (something bigger, like a shotgun for the fear factor), waltz into the bank and tell them it's a robbery and everyone needs to get the fudge down. When the tellers push the alarm and everything goes into lockdown, I teleport behind the barriers and find out where the money is. Then I use my hostages to negotiate with the police to keep them outside longer. When I've got all I want, I teleport out and the job is done.
I've given this topic waaaaaay too much thought so I've got a few strategies on how to be a master criminal with teleportation powers

 

[ForstyNick]

I would use it for the most petty reasons. Like I would teleport to the bus stop instead of walking there.

The shear Irony of this comment just made me laugh so hard.

Also, I would most likely use it for petty and self.... Oh I see everyone else also would do that? I don't really see how else you would use it... Sure you could save people from burning buildings, deliver food to starving countries, destroy Amazon.com by offering your services without charging 15 extra bucks for the box or deliver transplant organs cross country... Lots of stuff to do, so little will to do anything but pissing people off...

Guess that's what I would do... Yeah.

 

[Jordy Hartog]

Wouldn't the sound give you away, though?

I mean, after the first robbery, people would know about the guy who appears with a sonic boom and starts ransacking the place, right? Wouldn't that result in heightened security?

Would that even matter?

See, that's the thing, I'd make sure that I'll get more than enough money the first day that I'd start robbing banks. There is no reason to not hit several of them right after one another before the story has a chance to come out in the first place. And besides, if the banks in Dubai start to up their security, I'll just go rob a few in Germany or England. And that's not taking into account that the people inside the vault would be deafened by the sonic boom that echoes through the closed-off metal chamber they're in, or that sound of that magnitude would also project a not-insignificant amount of force.

As for what I'd do after my initial spree, I'd use it like the guys from Jumper and travel with it.