So you just found out you're God

[Tsunimo]

1: make myself a TarDis
2: mess with people
3: create advanced life on other planets

 

[Jedoro]

Make a list of dangerous criminals, from most dangerous to least dangerous, and go hunting.

 

[ejb626]

I would summon all relgious christian wacko fundies and tell them to stop it and that I wasn't amused with they're behavior. They'd probably finally stop if God told them to. I would also summon all the uptight atheist dicks and tell them to stop being uptight atheist dicks I guess.

 

[carpathic]

I think I would alter the speed of light, and make it possible for humans to travel further afield.

I think.

 

[ucciolord1]

I would rise up into the air, shoot lightning out of my arms and yell, " I feel everything! I know... I know everything! I am everything!

 

[Shoggoth2588]

The whole of creation would disappear as soon as I found out I am God. It would vanish in a puff of disbelief and astonishment. Twenty seconds later, everything would wink back into existence only there would be a wicked party going on.

 

[Callate]

Wonder why so many things on my creation were so screwed up in the first place. Try to go about fixing them, recognizing that a significant re-design of the human race might be in order in the process.

A week or so in which guns pointed at humans don't fire and explosives aimed at humans don't go off might be a good start.

I'd like to lengthen the human attention span and inspire impatience only with over-simplified explanations that cater to the what the listener already wants to believe and/or their worst impulses (cable news would be out of business in a month.)

I'd create an easily accessible, non-monopolizable, non-wasteful, non-harmful infinite energy source and see if people just found something else to fight about.

Oh, and anyone who tries to kill anyone else in the name of Me is going to have a stroke. The first one won't be so bad. Keep it up, you're going to end up a vegetable.

 

[Woodsey]

I would make double rainbows.

But what would it mean?!

OT: I would become a badger.

 

[Hristo Petrov]

I would turn all women into hot young leather wearing redheads AND SMITE JUSTIN BIEBER

 

[BrownGaijin]

-Continue to allow free will
-Watch over my flock and love them
-Make every effort to lead them down the right path
-Suffer when they hurt themselves or leave me
-Wait with resolve at the edge of my kingdom for my lost ones to return
-Rejoice when they return to me


Alright FINE! The first thing that popped into my head is visit the rest of the universe, but since I am everywhere at once then the idea travel would be sort of meaningless. I guess I would adopt George Burns or Morgan Freeman's personality from their respective movies.

Let's see what else, oh yeah, kick the Babel Fish's ass and tell people to stop freaking out about the end of the world.

Edit: Suddenly remembered a HGTTG reference. Just had to throw it in there.

 

[Chainsaws_of_War_2]

Erm...

http://www.399animeshop.com/anime/images/death-note-book.jpg

Rid the world of criminal scum?

 

[xzenopredator]

lads,loog for an rpg game called "exhalted" its like DnD, basically you become a god...and can try and do what ever you can think of xP someone was trapped in a room that was closing in on him.....he dodged it =S OT. id use my powers to join the world in one single religion worshipping me =P ending most wars and using my influence to have technology advanced =D

 

[PrototypeC]

If I discovered I was God... I would erase myself from everyone's memories, and follow and protect the one person I actually cared about.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

I'd restart the earth so that around the time of Humans their'd also be Dog people, More brutish Humans, More intellectual but sinister Humans, Neanderthals (Acting as the Dwarves of Earth), Elves, Lion People, Elephant People, and maybe Light Based Creatures. Then I'd speed up to our modern day, and watch the fun.

Also, I'd make myself well known on the earth so people wouldn't be screwing around with Religious conflicts.

 

[DarkRyter]

Sexy bitches. Sexy bitches EVERYWHERE.

Also, world peace or whatever. But the former will lead to the latter.

 

[Drazeric]

Make a copy of myself and battle it until the end of time lol, i unno probably dance on the moon.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I'd want an unending supply of ice cream and an explanation as to why I only just found out.

But I'm not. Which is good.

Ice cream? Ice cream? Well, what flavor is it? *cookie for reference, double cookie if someone can finish the line*

I don't know.....huge orgy?

 

[InnerRebellion]

I'd just fuck around. Intervene in people's lives when they don't want me to.

 

[Zealous]

World peace, fair distribution of wealth, food, etc... after making a lightning storm at the bottom of the Atlantic or something.

 

[hyperhammy]

I would make myself a black woman just to fuck with people. =)