So, you wake up, and there's blood in your bed...

[Okuu_Fusion]

"Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix"

Pretty much anything thats bleeding would be the worst possible thing to find in bed...

 

[Vivace-Vivian]

Hm, just got my period...

 

[The Gnome King]

Lets say you wake up one morning, and before you take the covers off, you notice a HUGE bloodstain around the other side of the bed.

What is your first reaction to what this is, before you take off the covers to see what it is? What is the most horrifying thing that could be in your bed, making that bloodstain?

After being married for over a decade I'd assume my wife started her period; though that usually wouldn't cause a HUGE bloodstain.

The most horrifying thing it could be? Criminy, I donno, one of our animals died in bed and crawled off someplace?

 

[Slick Samurai]

I'd get a toothpick and try to identify who the latest meal was.

 

[azurawolf]

*sigh* Happens all the time. Doesn't bother me no more.
Sucks though...

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

"Oh crap, don't tell me I was eating in bed again..."

*Lifts up sheet*

"Crap, I forget to keep clean while I was so drunk. Oh well, looks like I'm having breakfast in bed then."

*Begins munching on disembodied arm*

 

[Charli]

...And women everywhere would just go "Ah crap, did I really forget this month?"

If it really IS something other than that mild surprise would follow.

 

[crudus]

This has happened to me actually. I was frantically checking everywhere for the source. Then I remembered my wisdom teeth where just removed and I went back to sleep.

 

[Phlakes]

First check the penis, then the anus, then everywhere else on myself. Then I'll change the wrappings on the bodies I have nailed to my ceiling.

 

[joshthor]

i guess im on my yeariod.

 

[bulbasaur765]

...hmm...probably check to see if I still have my limbs on me first. If I'm okay its probably something from a distorted parallel world.

I don't know. I have a limited imagination.

 

[TheIronRuler]

I'm having my period.
As a man.
NNNOOOO!!!!!

 

[Yegargeburble]

I'd check my weiner first.

I'd do that, then look around wherever I live to make sure I didn't black out and kill someone.

...then panic about diseases and burn the bed.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Well I'd think thats interesting in my sleep riddled mind. Also thats weird since I sleep in a twin thats just big enough for me and would be pretty hard to fit two people in, since I move in my sleep.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I think first reaction would be to freak the fuck out and in get up and check myself for missing appendages/wounds immediately before pulling back the sheets and in my worst case scenario finding a woman bound, gagged, and naked with multiple stab wounds on her

 

[WolfEdge]

I DID NOT KILL THAT HOOKER!!!

*Gotta think fast...*

I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

*Heh heh! I woulda never thought of that...*

 

[Knife-28]

Cupcakes? OH GOD, not more cupcakes!

 

[SilentCom]

I would check to see if I was hurt or if there was a body laying around somewhere. A huge blood stain on my bed wouldn't exactly be a thing I would want to wake up to. It would be like a nightmare, probably involving zombies or serial killers.

 

[Hader]

Well, the room is exposed to oxygen at least!