So, you wake up as a Dovahkiin...

[ShindoL Shill]

i would have to say... Fus Ro Dah. just... say it. in someone's face. like "hah look you have long hair trolololo." "yes i do. keen observation. have you ever flown? its cool, watch FUS RO DAH! observe that, you prick."

Level restoration and start my own religion after dazzling people with my mysterious healing powers.

that too. anyone who doesnt like it better have enchanted their clothes with 100% flame and frost resistance. if they have, then i will salute them. then use a bladed power attack on them.

 

[Pat8u]

I'd Travel around stealing and wreaking havoc I'd wear daedric armour and live in a castle and hire henchmen NO one shall stop me, also I will burn down a town and leave one kid alive just to torture him muhahaha

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Fus Ro Dah David Cameron so he ragdolls all the way down Downing Street and beyond.

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

Oh you mean wake up as myself? Well, I guess I'd do the normal thing i do every day:

FUS RO DAH! at bullets, see if they get turned around!

 

[Kevon Huggins]

BLOW SHIT UP FOR FUN

 

[Combustion Kevin]

get in trouble every time I sneeze.

"HA-FUS!"

"Oh, excuse me."

 

[Rusman]

Well assuming there were some kind of substitute for dragon souls so I could actually use shouts.
I would probably go down the master criminal route. Until I take a bullet to the face of course.

 

[[zonking great]]

Firebreath on people like you who start nonsensical topics like this.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Until I take a bullet to the face of course.

Fus Roh Dah the bullets or Frost Form the attacker or disarm shout or just Become Ethereal and let the bullets pass through you.

I'd probably hire this lady here as my personal bard:


Use Animal Alliegance on some bears so they follow me around and then just stroll into a bank...

 

[Exocet]

I'd shout dragonrend at lizards,to see what would happen.
Then I'd use whirlwind to shout my way to the 100m sprint record.
Also,obligatory Fus Ro Dah to clear everyday problems.

What I would be most excited about is being able to walk into a gunshop,stealing everything,using the "thane" excuse to get out of the crime,and shoot down dragons with machine guns.

 

[Karhukonna]

Depends on the shouts I'd have. If I had either the Whirlwind Sprint or the Slow Time shouts, I'd make a living as a professional athlete. Just imagine me, slowly losing against Usain Bolt, only to snatch victory from him at the last moment with either a mad sprint or just strolling by him all chill and cool.

Frost Breath and Become Ethereal would both be great assets to a firefighter. I could use Frost Breath to put out fires, or if all else fails, just grab onto innocent civilians and jump from the top floor, shouting myself essentially immortal mid-fall.

Kyne's Peace and Animal Allegiance? One badass animal trainer. Or alternatively, a tour guide. "You peeps wanna see some crocs?" "HELLYEAH!" "Ookay. RAAN MIR TAH!" *crocs jump out of nowhere, spazzing the hell out* And the crowd roars with cheers.

But my favorite would be to become a SWAT hostage negotiator, using Disarm and Dismay to pretty much rock out at work everyday. Everyone would be all messed up at the beginning of a hostage situation, and then when I'd show up, the criminals would willingly surrender, knowing they'd have no chance to win.

 

[Sonicron]

"FEIM ZI GRON!"

There is sooooo much shit on this Earth that can harm or kill you, and I don't like any of it. This Thu'um is the ultimate trump card for folks like me who prefer to live until our body gives out naturally.

 

[Rhys95]

Step 1: Hire band to follow me around singing this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-_g8NZr1tA (don't know how to embed)
Step 2: Summon Dragon
Step 3: Benevolent World Dictatorship
Step 4: ??????????
Step 5: Profit!

 

[MadHatter1993]

Be the lead singer of the DragonBorns

 

[Azure-Supernova]

I'd use the slow time shout and get the number one pack rating at work. 200 boxes an hour on a solid 10 hour stretch for an entire day? I'd be well on my way to managment! Oh and probably self defence and fun. Also I'd totally use Kyne's Peace to befriend a bunch of foxes, because foxes rule.

 

[Khada]

Use my powers (like stopping time) to amass gratuitous amounts of money and then make the world a better place.

 

[Jedoro]

But...but we already have the Dragonborn...
OT: Fight crime at night, maybe have a part-time day job.

 

[Fijiman]

Pretty useless being Dragonborn when there's no dragons.

Too true. At least no one would have to worry much about getting by an arrow to the knee. Why? Because we have guns now. Not to mention that if you started a rampage on a city I'm sure you'd have to worry more about getting shot in your head than your knee.

 

[DustenRust]

I would be glad that my parents and I will get free Bethesda games for the rest of our lives. XD

 

[Lilani]

I'd go into the woods around my house, FUS RO DAH a few trees down for the lulz, and go into work as a demolitionist.