So your over-powered army of awesome has just conquered the world in your name...what now?

[Sonic Doctor]

2- vegetarianism will be obligatory (is that a real word? everyone must be veggies! basically)

Wow you are cruel. Stay away from my chicken and bacon(The only meat I consider tasty and edible).

 

[Vault101]

The world is yours, you have an army of battle droids or demons or just people, whatever you choose, but what now? Will you rule the world as an iron fisted tyrant, fair handed dealer? What would you do as supreme (input leader title here) of the world?

As for me i would put the following rules/laws into play within days of winning world war 3 or whatever
1: Equal rights for everyone, period, except the leaders of the nations that opposed me, they become my personal bathroom scrubbers.
2: Anyone who is obviously really stupid will be either banished to the mines or if they refuse executed
3: If senior citizens stop serving a truthful purpose in life after 70 years of age they will be peacefully put down

You got yourself one of those flawed "peaceful" dictatorship plans. You have your equal rights at #1, but then your #s 2 and 3 contradict it. People can't have Equal Rights if one group is forced into something that the other isn't.

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1.) First off, I would make Obama my court jester. He would amuse me by trying to explain his stupid socialist ideas to me, then I would press a button and a pie dispenser would shoot pies at him.
2.) Speaking of socialism among other things. I would have every bit of literature that supports Socialism or Communism burned. If anybody speaks out for these ideas, they will be jailed. I'd build a gigantic system of jailing/prison complexes in the Sahara desert.
3.) People will not get help from the government unless they have a legitimate reason. Petitions for help from my leadership will undergo a month long investigation. If you are deemed unfit for work more medical reasons, then you will get help. But if you are able bodied, you will have to work for what you need and want.
4.) If you don't have a college degree, you can't get a college level work placement. I don't care how smart you are or what connections you have on the inside. If it is found a person was hired because of connections and they don't have the educational qualifications for the job, the person that brought the new hire in by their connection and the new hire will serve a mandatory minimum of 2 months in jail.
5.) College will always count as experience. Four years of college equals 4 years of experience. That way the job market is a more level playing field. That way the number of college graduates that can't get a job isn't effected by stupid experience barriers that employers demand. Employers can hire who they want but they can't immediately turn away people fresh out of college. If they hire somebody fresh out of college and it turns out they aren't quite suited yet for the job, employers have to give the person at least two weeks to learn the ropes by themselves or with help from staff in the employers company.
6.) English will become the world language by law. If you want, you can still teach your kids their native language, but they will also have to learn English. Because of this, foreign languages, will be delegated in colleges to personal interest electives, and will not be a requirement for any degree except for degrees that specifically deal with foreign languages.
7.) Wendy's will be proclaimed the fast food king. The first Friday of every month will be free Wendy's food day.
8.) People will be punished for supporting the idea that global warming is a real threat. My leadership's stance on the matter is yes the Earth goes through natural heating and cooling phases, but we have no discernible effect on it that could harm us any time soon, in thousands of years if people want an estimate on when it might effect us.
9.) Teams from Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo, and other technology groups will be forced to come together to work on the Enterprise project, which will be to work towards creating holodecks. Other tech teams will be working on the Mars project which will be the new world space program. Its first two goals are to set bases on the moon and terraform Mars. Then its next goal is to create fast and easy space travel so that we can search for new life and see if there are other civilizations. The money, from former socialist countries, that was used for socialist health care, will be routed to these projects.
10.) Books will be deemed as a protected media, meaning that books will still be published in book form. For people that want to read how things were truly meant to be read.
11.) Abortion will only be allowed if it is deemed that the pregnancy is a danger to the mother's health. Because it is inconvenient or you don't want to be a parent is not an excuse, if you don't want to be a parent, give the kid up for adoption.
12.) People of course can retire whenever they want if they have the money. 65 though, will be deemed as retirement age. At that point, if people don't have enough money to live on without working, the government will give each retired person an $2500 stipend each month. If a person has enough money saved up to live off of at that time, then they don't get the stipend, but if they start to run out of their own personal funds, then they can apply to get the stipend. In my society, the old will not be left by the wayside. The elderly are the holders of age old wisdom, unless they lose their minds when they get older.
13.) Payroll taxes will be a thing of the past. All taxes will come from the sale of non-food goods. No food will be taxed, doesn't matter if it is food that is normally deemed bad for people. Sales tax will be brought up to between 20 and 25%. There will be no property taxes either. Once you buy property, it is yours until you sell it or die and will it to somebody else.
14.) Capitalism will be the system. Also, only Conservatives will have positions of power in my government.
15.) Until I find my special someone, every Saturday night will be "Who wants to be my Empress" Night at the newly constructed O'Brian recreation center and theme park. All applicants eat free that night, event starts at 5pm and ends at midnight. It will strictly be a meet and greet and get to know. I will choose one girl each Saturday night to talk to. I will use the time that night and the time until the next Saturday, to decide if I want to pursue a relationship with the girl I chose. During that first week, she will be given her own private room in my palace to stay in for free. All of her life obligations for that week will be frozen, meaning she can't get fired from her job, or if she is in college, she will receive mandatory assignment extensions for anything due that week or the next. If it turns out the girl isn't for me at the end of the week, she will be given one of her greatest desires/wishes(within what I find reasonable). If I find that I am interested in the girl, and she is interested in me. I will suspend the Saturday girl search nights. They will be reinstated if the relationship doesn't workout, or done away with entirely if I marry the girl.
16.) Anything else I deem to be the law of the world will be so. Since I am now drawing a blank on ideas.

just because you dont agree with an Ideal (socialism ect) dose not make it right to have it destroyed , because when it comes down to it...its opionion and why would you ban all foregn languages? thats a real jerkass move


plus Im all for abortion, humans are over populated

ok Mabye Im taking this all too seriously its just fantasy but still...

 

[Sonic Doctor]

I would bring about a new age in PC gaming, force devs to make more PC games and to port their games to PC and give all the extras

I would then track down all those who pirated and destroy their computers (having them shot is a little harsh I suppose)

Maybe not killing them, but I would say dress them up as pirates, load them up on wooden ships with pirate flags, and crash the ships into deserted islands, let the fend for themselves without their precious technology. They think they are entitled to play and give out these games for free, show them that the only thing they are entitled to is to do their best to in survive in the wild. Oh, and tell them that there is buried treasure on the islands, when there isn't.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Rule it like the Lawful Good commander-in-chief I already wrote myself to be in my novel metaverse.

... What a coincidence.

 

[DasDestroyer]

Onwards to the next planet inhabited by sentient life!

 

[Sonic Doctor]

just because you dont agree with an Ideal (socialism ect) dose not make it right to have it destroyed , because when it comes down to it...its opionion and why would you ban all foregn languages? thats a real jerkass move


plus Im all for abortion, humans are over populated

ok Mabye Im taking this all too seriously its just fantasy but still...

Ya, it is just fantasy.

Oh, and you didn't read carefully enough, I didn't ban foreign languages.

READ: "6.) English will become the world language by law. If you want, you can still teach your kids their native language, but they will also have to learn English. Because of this, foreign languages, will be delegated in colleges to personal interest electives, and will not be a requirement for any degree except for degrees that specifically deal with foreign languages."

No where in that did I say ban.

 

[AfroTree]

8: All fast food except pinera bread and subway will be shut down

Just a tip, Scotland WILL hate you


OT:, I would probably do nothing except standardise healthcare, re-introduce Grammar schools and introduce English into all schools..'cos I just cant learn other languages that well ;-;


and then I will meet Nicolas Cage, 'Cos he makes EVERYTHING better.

 

[terribleyetfun]

Well now I have it....might as well destroy some of it.

 

[norwegian-guy]

Racism and class segregation would be punished severly. No privat schools. I would have absolute saying in EVERYTHING, I would probably listen to a ton of advisors the thing would be that my control would be a hinderance for privat marked. I could go on, most of my ideas would be utopic, but truth is one supreme unoposed leader of the world actually sounds utopic as long as this leader was ethicly guided. Borders are the worlds enemy.

 

[SsilverR]

first think i would do is kill the 3 major religions ..

islam, judaism and christianity will be eradicated without mercy .. religions will be allowed but none that promise eternal suffering if you have the sheer audacity to not be a moron.

then i would destroy all money and create a new system of credits where 1 credit here = 1 credit everywhere else in the world .. then i'll split all the imaginary currency into 2 things

1. renovation, there will be "leaders" posted in every country (they will all be under 1 flag now .. you're not russian, you're not british or american, indian or chinese ... you're terra mate ... of course i'll have the main flag, then your countrys old flag on the bottom left or something like australia with the british flag) the people will mostly be in charge of what the money is spent on but all major decisions will be put on a vote even i have no control over.. imagine a year of no war and pure research for the benifit of man kind .. now imagine it was like that for as long as we're around

2. weapons .. YES .. weapons .. because we don't reaqlly know what the hell is out there ... best be prepared yes?

also no more private schools .. every child will have the same epic quality of education, also there3 will be systems in place for kids who can't handle school .. i'll try to make sure everyone gets a clean second chance and is raised well.

2 more things
1. legalise it haha
2. criminal records can ONLY be accessed by the police and you don'ty have to even mention it to a potential employer unless you pulled some crazy ass shit back in the day XD

 

[interspark]

Thank god you are not the ruler of any place. You are worse than the H man - you won't even let people eat what they want!

not at all! people can eat what they want, unless said thing doesn't want to be eaten! i think that's a fair request to grant

 

[Find.Me.Seashells.]

First thing is first: disbelief and dancing. Lots of dancing.

Now! I need advisers.
Let's take some of the upper-class, the middle-class and working-class and LISTEN to them ALL! They can have one year in office and then a random selection of replacements.

Next, I'm going to get my scientists to work on some sort of greenhouse project for Africa, turning some of the land in to fields and to also plant forests in the desert (somehow). I'd also make medicine and vaccinations cheap. It's not about making a profit (I'd have the gaming industry for that) it's about helping people!

Re-plant the rainforests.

Criminals will be thrown in to the arena against trained gladiators for my amusement OR supported in prision by their families.

Bring.Back.Firefly. (if Mr. Whedon would want to, if he felt he could create the same level of quality. If he felt he couldn't, then let it lie.)

That's a start I think...

 

[interspark]

2- vegetarianism will be obligatory (is that a real word? everyone must be veggies! basically)

Wow you are cruel. Stay away from my chicken and bacon(The only meat I consider tasty and edible).

have you ever met a chicken or a pig? they're lovely! pigs are social and friendly and chickens radiate simplicity and happiness! i think given the choice between them living and you getting a meal, it's a no brainer for world leader interspark

 

[mariofan1000]

1. Equal rights.
2. Video games become art.

 

[Mariner]

I will become the God-Emperor and spread the Terran Empire to the farthest reaches of the galaxy and beyond.

 

[John the Gamer]

Living on land is prohibited! Melt the polar icecaps and live a live like the movie 'waterworld'. Then I'll be watching from my live-support pod in my doomfortress.

Spoiler

Just imagine it with more water and less people.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

2- vegetarianism will be obligatory (is that a real word? everyone must be veggies! basically)

Wow you are cruel. Stay away from my chicken and bacon(The only meat I consider tasty and edible).

have you ever met a chicken or a pig? they're lovely! pigs are social and friendly and chickens radiate simplicity and happiness! i think given the choice between them living and you getting a meal, it's a no brainer for world leader interspark

Yes, I have met pigs and chickens before. Pigs aren't just social and friendly, but tasty too. Chickens radiate waves of deliciousness, especially when covered in hot spice and wrapped up in a tortilla with lettuce and shredded cheese....yum!

 

[Mistermixmaster]

First off after conquering the world? PAPER WORK, TONS UPON TONS OF IT! Reforms, laws and whatnot, it'll all have to be documented! D: Don't expect to see your leader for a long time...

Also, if I'm gonna remove certain kinds of people I'm going to work systematically, not taking all of them down at once. That'll start a revolution or something. Remember the tale or what you want to call it that goes something along: "first they came for the 'X'-fans, but I did not do anything because I wasn't particularly fond of 'X'. Then they went for the 'Y'-fans, and I did not speak up because I didn't care about 'Y'. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak up..."

Err... Not that I would do such a thing of course, stop getting silly ideas!

 

[kannibus]

Get me a taco!

 

[brunothepig]

My plan is simple really...

INVADE THE SUN!!!

My plan is simple really...

INVADE THE SUN!!!

But its natural defenses dwarf even Switzerland! My hat is off to your tenacity good sir!

These two comments put me in hysterics, thankyou sirs. *bows*
Were it within my power, I would bring you frozen treats.
As for me? The world can continue what it's doing, I have no desire to rule. I'll just be a shadowy figure in the background, stopping the really bad things, and otherwise just enjoying limitless wealth.