Make Ireland, Scotland and Canada the ruling countries, and have a taco made by the best chef in Mexico...And then eat it.
So your over-powered army of awesome has just conquered the world in your name...what now?
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Where to start, where to start... my first step would be the entire unification of the world's resources into a single entity. The concept of trade unions and artificial borders would cease to be and the whole world would be unified under a single flag, Earth. Then on the heels of this proposal all the Earth's combined intelligence would be unified into single entities. Military would be significantly less than the entire world's current military and, should the need arise, I'll always have the Robot/Demon army to quell any possible uprisings should the military not be able to handle it.
Medicine would be united, all the best scientists in the world would be brought together and tasked with eradicating disease. No "take this pill forever" crap either, nothing less than a clean bill of health. Resources would be directed at this initative with the aim of curing every possible disease by the year 2025. Food would also start to be regulated and the now-fed populous will be tasked with creating adequate shelter for the impoverished of the world; hunger would be eradicated within a year with homelessness solved by the year 2015
Schools would be made global and everybody would receive an education. The bright would be given chances to ascend to further education for specific roles (scientists, etcs) and the not so bright would instead be allowed adequate physical and practical training to become excellent labourers. Jobs would not be paid ludicrous amounts of cash while others paid practically nothing so the concept of job superiority would begin to diminish; nothing would be more important than an honest day's work.
The world's laws would be rewritten to make some things less criminal while at the same time finding better ways to handle existing criminals. Rehabilitation would be preferred over incarceration, but for the worst, most heinous crimes a special prisons would be constructed. Weapons would be allowed for all adults, limited to at most handguns and bladed weapons, and proper training (and hell, an apptitude test) would be given. An armed, powerful society of would discourage criminal activity.
The unified space program would be created to allow for human expansion to the stars. By the year 2035 the first artificial moonbase is opened. By the turn of the century man has already begun terraforming Mars.
Where to start, where to start... my first step would be the entire unification of the world's resources into a single entity. The concept of trade unions and artificial borders would cease to be and the whole world would be unified under a single flag, Earth. Then on the heels of this proposal all the Earth's combined intelligence would be unified into single entities. Military would be significantly less than the entire world's current military and, should the need arise, I'll always have the Robot/Demon army to quell any possible uprisings should the military not be able to handle it.
Medicine would be united, all the best scientists in the world would be brought together and tasked with eradicating disease. No "take this pill forever" crap either, nothing less than a clean bill of health. Resources would be directed at this initative with the aim of curing every possible disease by the year 2025. Food would also start to be regulated and the now-fed populous will be tasked with creating adequate shelter for the impoverished of the world; hunger would be eradicated within a year with homelessness solved by the year 2015
Schools would be made global and everybody would receive an education. The bright would be given chances to ascend to further education for specific roles (scientists, etcs) and the not so bright would instead be allowed adequate physical and practical training to become excellent labourers. Jobs would not be paid ludicrous amounts of cash while others paid practically nothing so the concept of job superiority would begin to diminish; nothing would be more important than an honest day's work.
The world's laws would be rewritten to make some things less criminal while at the same time finding better ways to handle existing criminals. Rehabilitation would be preferred over incarceration, but for the worst, most heinous crimes a special prisons would be constructed. Weapons would be allowed for all adults, limited to at most handguns and bladed weapons, and proper training (and hell, an apptitude test) would be given. An armed, powerful society of would discourage criminal activity.
The unified space program would be created to allow for human expansion to the stars. By the year 2035 the first artificial moonbase is opened. By the turn of the century man has already begun terraforming Mars.
It is kind of funny how number 2 and 3 on your list directly contradict number 1.Saviordd1 said:The world is yours, you have an army of battle droids or demons or just people, whatever you choose, but what now? Will you rule the world as an iron fisted tyrant, fair handed dealer? What would you do as supreme (input leader title here) of the world?
As for me i would put the following rules/laws into play within days of winning world war 3 or whatever
1: Equal rights for everyone, period, except the leaders of the nations that opposed me, they become my personal bathroom scrubbers.
2: Anyone who is obviously really stupid will be either banished to the mines or if they refuse executed
3: If senior citizens stop serving a truthful purpose in life after 70 years of age they will be peacefully put down
4: Rapists, murderers and anything equally evil will be punished by death within a day of being found guilty
5: Fox news will be shut down and its building burnt and its employees sent to work at a subway
6: If anyone blames the worlds problems on video games again they will be thrown into a ring of honor with a hungry tiger
7: A code of honor will be taught in school, similarly any punks or wanna be gangstas will be sent to re-education facilites
8: All fast food except pinera bread and subway will be shut down
9: Schools will teach both evolution AND various religious ideals so the kids can make their own choices
10: Osama bin-laden will be found, and then thrown into space, because...well, im king of the world
11: Justin beiber will be asked nicely to stop making music, if he refuses i will have him executed in front of his fans
12: Same thing as justin goes for all other things that spawn annoying fans (twilight included)
And the list goes on, how about you though? what would you do with this power? I'd be interested to see what you all say
(This is supposed to be a fun little question, dont turn it into a flame war)
10 years ago scientists said that in 2010 we would all have a robot butler, a flying car etc. Well, we didnt get that, so that would be the first thing I would create... or have my minions create of course, i'm not lifting a finger. Second. I will hunt down and imprison Helle Thorning forever for saying so much nonsense (I guess only danes will get that one). Thirdly. I will politely ask Activision not to be so evil and greedy, and if they wont listen, then I will politely ask again, and if that dont work... i'll destroy them with my death ray placed on the moon.
Ah... the world would be perfect... or at least for me
Ah... the world would be perfect... or at least for me
I would infuse a LOT of money into development of new technologies that can help CREATE PORTABLE JETPACKS, so that EVERYONE can have one, thus, making me the best king of the world EVER.
after that i would create a "blind" threat of the world about space aliens trying to conquer our world, sending a small number of cons,murderers rapists and giving them military training on the moon, giving them surgery to make them look like distinct aliens, but still humanoids.
having them attack us with NASA space ships designed to look as alien as possible, creating "myths" regarding the use of "force shields" and "death ray guns" and stuff like that, basically your run of the mill sci-fi stuff
we would win by a small margin because they where "alergic" to something on our athmosphere (hehehehe, if it worked on "War of the worlds" it will work again)
this will give me extreme popularity and it would allow me to make me inmortal (with various technologies secretly developed) so enters phase 2 of my plan
after winning their interest and rasing the danger of "aliens" in "space, i would then aproach the scientists at NASA and beggin the construction of the "SDF-1" and i would be able to send the first thoudsand people into space to try and find other planets that can sustain life
when they find one and start the colonization plans i will declare them "traitors" to the world and give them some years to create gundams or something (probably even send them the specs)
they i will send my space "Metal Gear" and we will finally find out who the fuck would win between a battle between Gundams and a futuristic Metal gear
oh! and i would definitelly save the "VF" for the grand finnale, when the guys in the Gundams finnaly get to my lair near the center of the earth
and i will go as the biggest saviour and the biggest Tyrant of humanity
CHEERS!!!
after that i would create a "blind" threat of the world about space aliens trying to conquer our world, sending a small number of cons,murderers rapists and giving them military training on the moon, giving them surgery to make them look like distinct aliens, but still humanoids.
having them attack us with NASA space ships designed to look as alien as possible, creating "myths" regarding the use of "force shields" and "death ray guns" and stuff like that, basically your run of the mill sci-fi stuff
we would win by a small margin because they where "alergic" to something on our athmosphere (hehehehe, if it worked on "War of the worlds" it will work again)
this will give me extreme popularity and it would allow me to make me inmortal (with various technologies secretly developed) so enters phase 2 of my plan
after winning their interest and rasing the danger of "aliens" in "space, i would then aproach the scientists at NASA and beggin the construction of the "SDF-1" and i would be able to send the first thoudsand people into space to try and find other planets that can sustain life
when they find one and start the colonization plans i will declare them "traitors" to the world and give them some years to create gundams or something (probably even send them the specs)
they i will send my space "Metal Gear" and we will finally find out who the fuck would win between a battle between Gundams and a futuristic Metal gear
oh! and i would definitelly save the "VF" for the grand finnale, when the guys in the Gundams finnaly get to my lair near the center of the earth
and i will go as the biggest saviour and the biggest Tyrant of humanity
CHEERS!!!
i bet you'd taste much better (mwahahaha) >Sonic Doctor said:Yes, I have met pigs and chickens before. Pigs aren't just social and friendly, but tasty too. Chickens radiate waves of deliciousness, especially when covered in hot spice and wrapped up in a tortilla with lettuce and shredded cheese....yum!interspark said:have you ever met a chicken or a pig? they're lovely! pigs are social and friendly and chickens radiate simplicity and happiness! i think given the choice between them living and you getting a meal, it's a no brainer for world leader intersparkSonic Doctor said:
I will divide my forces so that the Robotic Velociraptors will fight against Zombie Ninjas while regiments of Monkeys with lasers on their heads will mow down everyone who wouldn't want to watch this battle
Primer: I have done it, I have conquered the world with an highly effective and disciplined force. Now what? Well for starters I have a few ideas as to how things should be organised. It is a tad long so I will segregate it into a few sections. Well then, lets begin at "Genesis"
GENESIS
1) Once the world has been conquered by my army I will compartmentalize each major population into governing units of, at most, 8000 strong, the moment a compartment grows too large a "purge" will take place to move 1/3 of the population to begin a new compartment or fall into a relatively small compartment of a similar background. This ensures weak indivdual groups unable to rise up easily and effectivly. It also ensures that each individual component is capable of being self governed in case any section of the overarching system collapses.
2) During this process of compartmentalization I will ensure that each and every compartment will be cut off from any major media. This includes telephones, long range communication or anything more advanced than perhaps messenger or carrier pigeon.
3) I will then deregulate any and all major forms of technology down to the bear mechanical minimum. This helps me two-fold. It first allows me to reward good behaviour with technology and the capacity for further prosperity. This has a run on effect in that, as these rewards are handed out and each reward is utilised, I should see increased production. This increase is met with a reward so on and so forth. This process allows me to isolate the most fruitful compartments and by using their model, increase the efficiency of the other compartments. The second way it assists me is that it means the capacity of a non-prosperous compartment to rise up is lessened dramatically. A man with a sword or saber forged at a blacksmith is no match to a tank.
4) I will fabricate an enemy. By fabricationg an enemy and propogating it as a terrifying force I can utilise their terror and support to create products to "fight" said enemy. This ensures a strong base of support through minimal effort. Why beat them into submission when, with a few key pieces of evidence and faux attacks I can have them work willingly?
5) Through a process of slow industrialisation I will even out each compartment, making considerations for terrain climate, food availability etc. Slowly but surely each compartment will begin to process what they can and recieve rewards for doing so. If they can mine coal then they will recieve better and better equipment for mining coal. If they can produce leather, the will recieve the chemicals needed to do so. By rewarding each compartment with more and more sophisticated technology the then have to rely on you so that they can produce their best product, you can instill a sense of pride in what they do, make them want to help you for those rewards and in turn what they think is comfort (The media cutoff will ensure they can't reasonably compare themselves to their neighbours). Each compartment will work towards something "for the war effort". Weather that be coal, uranium, wheat, solar power or secondary services like tanning hunted meat, creating machine parts, building individual pieces of weapons (I will ensure no compartment is capable of re-armament. That would be bad. By allowing them to work in secondary services it means that area becomes irrelevant in terms of them working, the compartments in Siberia will be able to be productive as those in France and they will all be able to recieve rewards in direct proportion to the amount of work they do.
6) By collecting rations from those comartments capable of farming and turning it into a central store (overseen by a compartment in a location that couldn't support any other major industry) I will be able to distribute those rationed stores by need. This means everybody gets their fill, transport will be easy once the compartments that are producing aircraft/zeppelin/boat/truck parts, all collaborate and produce said vehicles in a timely fashion (and are rewarded justly) then a central party (more on that later) will be able to distribute those foods without issue. Hunger may not be eliminated but it will be reduced, we will do our best to provide as best we can.
7) The work itself will be focused on the community as a whole. Since no individual is rewarded then the whole community benefits. This ensures that the welfare of everybody within the compartment is equal and just.
8) All social laws, conventions, practices, religions etc will be kept at the disgression of the compartment. This concept ensures a level of comfort and free will that is suitable. Any members of any compartment under harrasment or bigotry will be offered a transfer to a compartment that is more tolerant to their needs and wishes at no personal cost to themselves.
By doing so they will be around like minded individuals, efficiency will be increased and production will be maximised. There is one rule that goes above this concept: all subversives to the government will be eliminated by brutal force and made an example of, I refuse to have my power questioned.
Government
1) While my army is overseeing the collection of technology and distribution of resources my government will be seen to. Educated men and women deemed capable (more on the screening process later) will enter the service in a single centralised compartment, and function as a temporary compartment. This compartment will be a tiered group, organised much like a pyramid with the local governing bodies (see later, again) being organised by the next level of government which is in turn governed by the final tier of government. Add to this a number of smaller, closely observed sub-compartments focused on transport, local security and other much needed pieces. The top tier of government will age and decline back to their compartments at a rate of every five years. The best members of the tier below them will fill this vacuum, so on and so forth. This overarching government will ensure the smooth running on a general level. The local governments will ensure the smooth running. With collaboration between the two tiers we will see effective management by the people actually on the ground. Add to this a quick turnover rate and you have an unbiased governing body quickly addresing major social issues within a single decade bringing down major military power (more on that later) to any major problems.
3) The central government will have access to all technology in as much as it requires, this is to facillitate speedy and usefull contact with the central government.
At any sign of corruption in any tier, the tier in question and all tiers below it will be purged and shot with a new induction taking over the government control.
2) The lowest tier of government will be incharge on the ground. That is, there will be members of each compartment inducted into government whilst remaining in the compartment they grew up in. With this knowledge of local history they will be primed to ensure that the direct needs of the compartment will be met whilst maintaining the nessercary tennants of government. They will report by radio to central government in order to request, change or inform on the current status and needs of the compartment in question.
Military
1) My military will be formed by... compartments. Each compartment will be incharge of security in a limited number of compartments. The military will, as a general rule, be not formed out of violence and soldiers. It will be formed out of engineers and doctors and members of every profession.
2) Conscription will be mandatory, as will the subsequent screening process (which will involve vocational attributes, leadership qualities, subversive qualities etc). Conscripts will be sorted by profession of want and profession of best fit in regards to both their own compartment and the world. If the applicant, for example, wishes to become a doctor but his vocational screening dictates that he is best fitted for a record keeper. Then it comes down to compartment need versus world need. If there is an abundance of doctors in most of the compartments then he will have to be content as a record keeper. However if there is an abundance of doctors in his compartment but there is a deficiet in the world then he will be given the choice of working abroad or remaining in his compartment as a record keeper. If there is a need for doctors in his compartment then he is in luck. He will be provided with the skills needed (if he is capable, more on that in a moment) to work as a doctor.
This is of course tempered by the simple fact of capability. Those who are unable to do the job they want will be denied outright. This is to ensure efficiency and safety amongst all compartments
3) Everybody will be conscripted upon the age of twenty-five. All women, all men, all frail, all weak, all mentally deficient. This is not to ensure that everybody is forced into labour but rather that they are screened and are entered into records. The military will screen at each compartment, this ensures a fair and comfortable process for everybody.
Annnnd thats it. I have plenty more if you wish to discuss it but I doubt the reader is interested. Still, any conversation is welcome.
GENESIS
1) Once the world has been conquered by my army I will compartmentalize each major population into governing units of, at most, 8000 strong, the moment a compartment grows too large a "purge" will take place to move 1/3 of the population to begin a new compartment or fall into a relatively small compartment of a similar background. This ensures weak indivdual groups unable to rise up easily and effectivly. It also ensures that each individual component is capable of being self governed in case any section of the overarching system collapses.
2) During this process of compartmentalization I will ensure that each and every compartment will be cut off from any major media. This includes telephones, long range communication or anything more advanced than perhaps messenger or carrier pigeon.
3) I will then deregulate any and all major forms of technology down to the bear mechanical minimum. This helps me two-fold. It first allows me to reward good behaviour with technology and the capacity for further prosperity. This has a run on effect in that, as these rewards are handed out and each reward is utilised, I should see increased production. This increase is met with a reward so on and so forth. This process allows me to isolate the most fruitful compartments and by using their model, increase the efficiency of the other compartments. The second way it assists me is that it means the capacity of a non-prosperous compartment to rise up is lessened dramatically. A man with a sword or saber forged at a blacksmith is no match to a tank.
4) I will fabricate an enemy. By fabricationg an enemy and propogating it as a terrifying force I can utilise their terror and support to create products to "fight" said enemy. This ensures a strong base of support through minimal effort. Why beat them into submission when, with a few key pieces of evidence and faux attacks I can have them work willingly?
5) Through a process of slow industrialisation I will even out each compartment, making considerations for terrain climate, food availability etc. Slowly but surely each compartment will begin to process what they can and recieve rewards for doing so. If they can mine coal then they will recieve better and better equipment for mining coal. If they can produce leather, the will recieve the chemicals needed to do so. By rewarding each compartment with more and more sophisticated technology the then have to rely on you so that they can produce their best product, you can instill a sense of pride in what they do, make them want to help you for those rewards and in turn what they think is comfort (The media cutoff will ensure they can't reasonably compare themselves to their neighbours). Each compartment will work towards something "for the war effort". Weather that be coal, uranium, wheat, solar power or secondary services like tanning hunted meat, creating machine parts, building individual pieces of weapons (I will ensure no compartment is capable of re-armament. That would be bad. By allowing them to work in secondary services it means that area becomes irrelevant in terms of them working, the compartments in Siberia will be able to be productive as those in France and they will all be able to recieve rewards in direct proportion to the amount of work they do.
6) By collecting rations from those comartments capable of farming and turning it into a central store (overseen by a compartment in a location that couldn't support any other major industry) I will be able to distribute those rationed stores by need. This means everybody gets their fill, transport will be easy once the compartments that are producing aircraft/zeppelin/boat/truck parts, all collaborate and produce said vehicles in a timely fashion (and are rewarded justly) then a central party (more on that later) will be able to distribute those foods without issue. Hunger may not be eliminated but it will be reduced, we will do our best to provide as best we can.
7) The work itself will be focused on the community as a whole. Since no individual is rewarded then the whole community benefits. This ensures that the welfare of everybody within the compartment is equal and just.
8) All social laws, conventions, practices, religions etc will be kept at the disgression of the compartment. This concept ensures a level of comfort and free will that is suitable. Any members of any compartment under harrasment or bigotry will be offered a transfer to a compartment that is more tolerant to their needs and wishes at no personal cost to themselves.
By doing so they will be around like minded individuals, efficiency will be increased and production will be maximised. There is one rule that goes above this concept: all subversives to the government will be eliminated by brutal force and made an example of, I refuse to have my power questioned.
Government
1) While my army is overseeing the collection of technology and distribution of resources my government will be seen to. Educated men and women deemed capable (more on the screening process later) will enter the service in a single centralised compartment, and function as a temporary compartment. This compartment will be a tiered group, organised much like a pyramid with the local governing bodies (see later, again) being organised by the next level of government which is in turn governed by the final tier of government. Add to this a number of smaller, closely observed sub-compartments focused on transport, local security and other much needed pieces. The top tier of government will age and decline back to their compartments at a rate of every five years. The best members of the tier below them will fill this vacuum, so on and so forth. This overarching government will ensure the smooth running on a general level. The local governments will ensure the smooth running. With collaboration between the two tiers we will see effective management by the people actually on the ground. Add to this a quick turnover rate and you have an unbiased governing body quickly addresing major social issues within a single decade bringing down major military power (more on that later) to any major problems.
3) The central government will have access to all technology in as much as it requires, this is to facillitate speedy and usefull contact with the central government.
At any sign of corruption in any tier, the tier in question and all tiers below it will be purged and shot with a new induction taking over the government control.
2) The lowest tier of government will be incharge on the ground. That is, there will be members of each compartment inducted into government whilst remaining in the compartment they grew up in. With this knowledge of local history they will be primed to ensure that the direct needs of the compartment will be met whilst maintaining the nessercary tennants of government. They will report by radio to central government in order to request, change or inform on the current status and needs of the compartment in question.
Military
1) My military will be formed by... compartments. Each compartment will be incharge of security in a limited number of compartments. The military will, as a general rule, be not formed out of violence and soldiers. It will be formed out of engineers and doctors and members of every profession.
2) Conscription will be mandatory, as will the subsequent screening process (which will involve vocational attributes, leadership qualities, subversive qualities etc). Conscripts will be sorted by profession of want and profession of best fit in regards to both their own compartment and the world. If the applicant, for example, wishes to become a doctor but his vocational screening dictates that he is best fitted for a record keeper. Then it comes down to compartment need versus world need. If there is an abundance of doctors in most of the compartments then he will have to be content as a record keeper. However if there is an abundance of doctors in his compartment but there is a deficiet in the world then he will be given the choice of working abroad or remaining in his compartment as a record keeper. If there is a need for doctors in his compartment then he is in luck. He will be provided with the skills needed (if he is capable, more on that in a moment) to work as a doctor.
This is of course tempered by the simple fact of capability. Those who are unable to do the job they want will be denied outright. This is to ensure efficiency and safety amongst all compartments
3) Everybody will be conscripted upon the age of twenty-five. All women, all men, all frail, all weak, all mentally deficient. This is not to ensure that everybody is forced into labour but rather that they are screened and are entered into records. The military will screen at each compartment, this ensures a fair and comfortable process for everybody.
Annnnd thats it. I have plenty more if you wish to discuss it but I doubt the reader is interested. Still, any conversation is welcome.
This is going to be extensive and difficult to explain without charts but bear with me. (Sorry about the typos.)
Well, saying this you are messing with other people's faith. I, as a Christian who believes that Bible is true, think that God have made animals for humans, to help us live.interspark said:not at all! people can eat what they want, unless said thing doesn't want to be eaten! i think that's a fair request to granttheriddlen said:
I do so love how people are so enthusiastic about slaughtering those social groups they deem "inferior".
That's why you're not in power, lads. Fairly big thing happened a few decades back, due to similar worldviews. Read up on it.
That's why you're not in power, lads. Fairly big thing happened a few decades back, due to similar worldviews. Read up on it.
oh don't give me that! the bible has got more holes than Jerry the Mouse's favourite cheese! eg. God claims to love all animals, great and small... then he turns around and says that it's ok, we can eat them because they don't have souls, lawyeredtheriddlen said:
Look at how Jewish people still kill animals for their meat - they cut their throats open. It's because it was the best way to kill animal with inflicting as small pain as possible at the time (Jews just continue to do things that were meant to help people at the times when the bible was written) - God didn't want people to inflict pain to animals, so he gave us knowledge about how to kill animals for their meat without making them suffer for a long time.interspark said:
I was changing many things in this answer before posting it, so it may be a little chaotic, but you should get the meaning.
If the second army betrays me as well, then I don't deserve to be in control of an army.interspark said:
theriddlen said:
(yay for vibrant, yet irrelevant-to-thread discussion!)