I'd be cremated and have my ashes used in shotgun shells. If I'm going out I'm taking something with me.
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Probably apple wood coffin with my name spelled out in white roses, buried in a scare-face style tuxedo, my name engraved onto the coffin onto a bronze plaque with the type face Impact Bold. The song will be dependent on the situation, the only one i have currently decided on being The Drugs Don't Work by The Verve. Also my tombstone will read, if my death was by someone else, it would be: I BLOODY KNEW IT! or I TOLD YOU I WASN'T PARANOID!, if it was spontaneous and accidental: DID'NT SEE THAT ONE COMING, but if it was suicide (Plan ahead), then it would be: MY BAD. SORRY.
I'll donate all my organs and my hollow body will be launched through a cannon while this plays:
[sub]Note: My name is not Steve.[/sub]
[sub]Note: My name is not Steve.[/sub]
No funeral. Funerals are a huge waste of money.
As far as my body goes, give it ALL to science and medicine. Any parts that can't be used to save lives should go to making people's lives easier (like skin tissue, etc), and what's left should go to research. Anything less is really selfish.
As far as personal belongings, my video games can go to my 4 closest friends, my money can go to my parents, and all of my curses and ill wishes can go to the two assholes that made my life a living hell.
As far as my body goes, give it ALL to science and medicine. Any parts that can't be used to save lives should go to making people's lives easier (like skin tissue, etc), and what's left should go to research. Anything less is really selfish.
As far as personal belongings, my video games can go to my 4 closest friends, my money can go to my parents, and all of my curses and ill wishes can go to the two assholes that made my life a living hell.
i liked Boromir's funeral, a boat full of my fallen foes broken weaponry and my own broken body sailing towards the falls of Rauros. Music (played by a full orchestra) would be Finale/Reprise from the Nightmare Before Christmas
the bits that dont get burned up in re-entry should be sent of in a irish wake and fed to the pigs
I don't know what I want my gravestone to say, but I definitely know what I want the music to be.
Music:
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I want everyone to have a tear in their eye, but a smile on their face as well.
Music:
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I want everyone to have a tear in their eye, but a smile on their face as well.
Personally, I don't want a funeral. I don't want people to cry over me just because I'm dead. Hell, I'd rather people didn't even know I was dead. I'd rather people just remember me for who and how I am and let my memory fade into their sub-concious.
IF, however, they do decide to hold a funeral for me, it would have to be very small... closest family and friends only... and nothing religious (no minster droning on, no hymns or church music, etc). If people are going to get up to speak, they'd need to be honest. None of this "He was a perfect man, could do no wrong." because that's bullshit and everyone knows it.
As for music, I chose mine long ago. Hammerfall's "Glory to the Brave"
I'd prefer cremation (or resurrection, but can't have everything). For any plaque or headstone, I really wouldn't know what to have. Fun as it would be to have something funny, I'm not nearly witty enough to come up with anything worthwhile.
IF, however, they do decide to hold a funeral for me, it would have to be very small... closest family and friends only... and nothing religious (no minster droning on, no hymns or church music, etc). If people are going to get up to speak, they'd need to be honest. None of this "He was a perfect man, could do no wrong." because that's bullshit and everyone knows it.
As for music, I chose mine long ago. Hammerfall's "Glory to the Brave"
I'd prefer cremation (or resurrection, but can't have everything). For any plaque or headstone, I really wouldn't know what to have. Fun as it would be to have something funny, I'm not nearly witty enough to come up with anything worthwhile.
I want to die... On stage. With my band. Playing so hard that all of us suffer Dethklok style injuries based on how badass we all are. Also, the fans will die too, but that's beside the point. And I don't want a grave... I want a MONUMENT!
I want to be cremated into ashes, then have my ashes blown into a wine bottle fit to hold the most ponciest and expensive wine--wine which will be sold for half a million dollars after sitting in a cellar for two and a half centuries might I add.
Cremation. I want to go up in a blaze of glory then have my ashes scattered to the winds while epic then mournful music plays. Can't think of any songs off the top of my head though.