Adam Jensen said:
And I'm not talking about fuckin' GIMP.
Let's say image editing was represented by the task of painting a wall. And in this analogy, MS Paint would be a really small brush, which would probably work, for, say, around corner and windows, but probably not terribly good at painting the entire wall. In this analogy, I believe that GIMP will be represented by a nice big and comfy brush...attached to an angry squirrel. I think that actually represents my experience with it fairly well, too - having to wrestle with an angry squirrel in order to do what you want to do. OK, I admit, I absolutely suck at image editing, for some reason[footnote]I've tried Photoshop, I tried to do something not complicated, namely, create a userbar. I even followed a detailed tutorial and I failed. I did try it for a few days and in the end, I became so frustrated, I just quit and never did come back to either my task, nor Photoshop. That's how much I suck at it, for context[footnote] but I'm still fairly sure GIMP didn't help with making things easier.
My usage scenarios for image manipulation aren't that many, either:
- crop image, or otherwise delete parts of it
- resize image
- add transparency
- possibly recolour something (though it's usually changing one colour into another, so no actual creative work needed)
- add text
- very occasionally, I need something that handles layers
- draw very basic shapes - lines, rectangles, elipse
That's it, that's all I want from image manipulation. Rotation can be done through image viewers nowadays, so that's out. But GIMP does these in various degrees of hard. I pretty much just know the equivalent of arcane incantations to get what I need because I've been googling them every time I needed to do something, until I learned it: select your target, open the the Image menu, add few drops of chicken blood, murmur the seven names of an ancient Summerian god, and select "Crop to selection". That, however, only works for everything aside from the last point. See, the first six are actually
easy despite me needing to google them, I could have worked them out by myself (well, I did try to but I decided to save time). Basic shapes, however, oh no - that's like a whole another level of complexity. I can't just select a tool and do something with it, as with the others - I still require reading a friggin' tutorial any time I just need to add a red rectangle around something in a screenshot.
A guy I worked with claimed GIMP is not only not so bad, but it actually works. But I'm fairly sure it was either a lie or he was some sort of warlock. He did also claim he was using Python scripts for some of his work and that it was, and I quote, "really convenient", so I'm heavily leaning towards warlock.