Solve a crisis

[Souplex]

As many of you know, the world is not doing so hot. How would you solve one of the many crises that are ruining the world?

Problem: American deficit.
Solution: Sell the American south-west.

That said give me your two cents.

 

[implodingMan]

Problem: Africa

Solution:....

I got nothing.

 

[Cousin_IT]

Problem: The world outside my window
Solution: draw the curtains

 

[kdragon1010]

As many of you know, the world is not doing so hot. How would you solve one of the many crises that are ruining the world?

Problem: American deficit.
Solution: Sell the American south-west.

That said give me your two cents.

no no you meant the south EAST the south west is awesome.

 

[Souplex]

no no you meant the south EAST the south west is awesome.

The south-east is where we get our old people jazz music and coca-cola. The south west is where we get our hipsters criminals new age nuts and deserts.

Edit: We also get our sub-par computers from there.

 

[Cahlee]

Okay, famine and over population in Africa.

Mind, this is my friends idea. Feed one half to the other..

 

[Erana]

As many of you know, the world is not doing so hot. How would you solve one of the many crises that are ruining the world?

Problem: American deficit.
Solution: Sell the American south-west.

That said give me your two cents.

no no you meant the south EAST the south west is awesome.

I find that to be very mean. I mean, the South has real, home made biscuits 'n hushpuppies!

 

[Souplex]

I find that to be very mean. I mean, the South has real, home made biscuits 'n hushpuppies!

I agree I enjoy all of those things, however those are from the south east, the part we should keep.

Edit: Since nobody else is providing any serious answers I will do another one.

Problem 1: Energy crisis.
Problem 2: American obesity epidemic.
Problem 3: Unemployment rate.
Solution: Bicycle power plants. Every form of power plant (Other than solar but that has a pricey start up fee and requires a lot of upkeep.) involves something spinning at one point or another. This will create jobs and clean energy. Even if the room full of bicyclists does get smelly.

 

[Ken Korda]

As many of you know, the world is not doing so hot. How would you solve one of the many crises that are ruining the world?

Problem: American deficit.
Solution: Sell the American south-west.

That said give me your two cents.

1) Stop spending so much money on the military
2) Increase government spending on infrastructure and publicly funded projects
3) Limit the role Shareholders have in industry
4) Develop a public sector/security

Flexi-curity FTW!

plus many other reasons which I will illuminate you on tomorrow when I am less drunk and when I have stopped listening to Motley Crue. I'll rejoin this argument tomorrow.

 

[DrunkenKitty]

As many of you know, the world is not doing so hot. How would you solve one of the many crises that are ruining the world?

Problem: American deficit.
Solution: Sell the American south-west.

That said give me your two cents.

Problem: American Deficit.
Solution: Elect a Democrat.

 

[Good morning blues]

Problem: third world poverty
Solution: Disband the IMF, offer debt forgiveness

 

[kdragon1010]

no no you meant the south EAST the south west is awesome.

The south-east is where we get our old people jazz music and coca-cola. The south west is where we get our hipsters criminals new age nuts and deserts.

Edit: We also get our sub-par computers from there.

Don't forget the southeast's other major products: Bible thumping, intollerance, racism, incest, over crowding, and illiteracy ( I mean as long as we're comparing crappiness)

personally its just too humid here (yes I am in Georgia right now against my will) I preffer the dryness and openess of the deserts of the American Southwest.

 

[Evilbunny]

Problem: War between Israel and Palestine.
Solution: Locate both parties to northwest Canada. Plenty of room there for everyone.

 

[JohnSmith]

The American Government could legalise Drugs, thus rolling up a large portion of organised crime in the U.S at the same time as generating huge amounts of tax revenue from pharmaceutical companies and given that America as an enlightened Capitalist stronghold (Sarcasm) doesn't believe in free health care so the government doesn't even have to worry about expenses in the health sector.

 

[Souplex]

Problem: People turning to crime to support drug habits.
Solution: Stop selling guns and create a program that lets you trade in a gun for a drug of your choice.

 

[kdragon1010]

Problem: People turning to crime to support drug habits.
Solution: Stop selling guns and create a program that lets you trade in a gun for a drug of your choice.

So when they run out of guns to trade in (or can't steal any more from people to trade in) they can resume commiting crimes with knives, and heavy blunt objects great idea!

 

[Ken Korda]

Problem: third world poverty
Solution: Disband the IMF, offer debt forgiveness

too true

but also create a euro based, economic rival. I'm sure plenty of states would take their chances over Europe rather than the US

 

[Dechef]

Okay, famine and over population in Africa.

Mind, this is my friends idea. Feed one half to the other..

I remember a funny story on this same problem...
Some guys who got really high discussed this, then one of them said:
"The hunger problem in Africa? Dude, I got it. Those Africans should just eat more!"
...it was funnier when spoken.