some things every man should know how to do

[Da Chi]

One thing that has bothered me is on that list
Sewing.
I learned fairly quickly out of necessity. My clothes were worn and couldn't afford to but a new wardrobe. Many repaired articles are still lasting months later. But not many people I know have picked up this skill. Most say cause it's not MANLY.
As well, Ironing. Out of my friends, females and parents included I know a total of five people who can Iron. I always figured it was in poor taste to wear a wrinkled dress shirt so I learned years ago. Though it comes in handy when I can charge my friends for Ironing.

A couple things that should be added:
Know how to safely use gym equipment.
Watch, read or otherwise keep up to date on the news (This goes for all both sexes but in my personal experience men around my age seem to be the most ignorant).
Plan a vacation

 

[Da Chi]

There are plenty of PC owners who don't know what a virus scan is. Let alone a good scanner to use.

The fact is, if you're not interested. You're not going to bother.

I'm not going to even take a look at my car under the hood when I get one. But I am going to buy one of those build it yourself helicopter kits and build that up from scratch.... why? because that interests me.

checking that my oil is topped off in my car doesn't.

Then enjoy your repair bills and the eventual burned out engine, and pray you don't crash due to a lack of brake or steering fluid.

This is a bit of a pit I fell into when I started driving. I rarely checked my fluids because I didn't know any better and my engine suffered for it (As well as the re-sale value).
Funny enough, after my engine began having troubles I DID become interested in the general workings of a vehicle and have been obsessed with them ever since.

 

[Kevonovitch]

and i can do...most of that list XD holy crap o.o

 

[lemiel14n3]

eeehhh screw you. in modern society, what purpose do "using an axe" and "building a fire" serve other than making your camping trip more fun and possibly being bragging rights if your significant enough a meathead.

well... screw you too

If I knew you in person, I'd shake your hand and pat you on the back man.

Excellent list lemiel

Thanks

A MAN CHOOSES the items on that list he considers important... A SLAVE OBEYS...

heh

and i can do...most of that list XD holy crap o.o

good on you mate

Or alternatively take it into a garage and have them do a once over.

And just waste you money for every little thing, garages aren't cheap, you can save hundreds just by keeping track of your cars fluids.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Sort of as an extension to the take/throw a punch. Men should have for a decent period of time studied a Martial Art. Whether it be Karate, Wrestling, Boxing, Krav Maga or Jeet Kune Do or whatever else you can come up with. A man must also be able to be dedicated to something. So not say try something and then drop it within a week out of laziness.

 

[DSK-]

Probably cooking and sewing. Cooking is fun, and sewing is necessary as someone else mentioned, when you have buttons falling off etc.

 

[Conn1496]

What next? Sit, and beg for food?

 

[Thundero13]

... I'm annoyed at you, why must this threaad exist? Why does being man or woman make a difference? Why do you think unhooking a bra is gender specific?! ... Sorry, i'm off to go vent my frustration somewhere else.
I bid you GOOD DAY!

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Along with changing the oil - checking a car's fluids . . . being a mechanic by trade, I can't count how many times vehicles have ended in costly repairs simply because someone couldn't maintain fluid levels and bring it in for leaks. It's pretty sad when we get a car towed in, with some guy's wife and kids stranded, simply because no one knew the power steering, transmission, cooling system or oil was leaking and something failed on the highway.

to most people, cars aren't an interest. They're just a chunk of machinery that gets them from A to B.

You're not going to know the ins and outs of a car unless you take an interest in them. And I don't really see why that should fall under the 'things a man should do'.

I'm not going to bother taking any more of an interest in my car than as to whether or not it's running.

Well - if you prefer spending 3-4 times the amount to repair something that could've been prevented, by all means . . .

. . . I consider it job security.

The same could be said about anything you own.

Do you know the ins and outs of how your boiler works? I'm sure the people that do check it regularly enough so that it doesn't fuck out on them and they have to wait weeks for a new one.

Do you know enough about your PC to take it apart and give it new parts when it's required and keep your system clean etc?

You're looking at cars from a mechanics perspective. You're obviously interested in them. So you don't understand why people won't just check for... whatever you said to check for.

But to anyone who isn't interested. It's just time and effort they can't be bothered putting in for something they know very little about.

Again I say, he was talking about topping off your fluids, not doing actual repairs. To put it in computer terms, not knowing how to do that is more akin to not knowing how to run a virus scan than it is to not knowing how to build one from parts. If you can't do that much, you probably shouldn't own either a computer or a car.

There are plenty of PC owners who don't know what a virus scan is. Let alone a good scanner to use.

The fact is, if you're not interested. You're not going to bother.

I'm not going to even take a look at my car under the hood when I get one. But I am going to buy one of those build it yourself helicopter kits and build that up from scratch.... why? because that interests me.

checking that my oil is topped off in my car doesn't.

Then enjoy your repair bills and the eventual burned out engine, and pray you don't crash due to a lack of brake or steering fluid.

Or alternatively take it into a garage and have them do a once over.

Or alternatively take it into a garage and have them do a once over.

And just waste you money for every little thing, garages aren't cheap, you can save hundreds just by keeping track of your cars fluids.

Exactly -- and hundreds is a conservative estimate, it's going to be closer to thousands over the life of the car. These are things that should be checked quite frequently, not occasional repairs. Abandon, if you can actually afford to hire someone to check your fluids for you, more power to you, but unless your car is a Lamborghini, I seriously doubt you can afford to hire someone to check the fluids as often as you should. Besides, it helps to have some basic knowledge of the kind of problems caused by the various fluids being low -- a $5 bottle of fluid is a lot cheaper than a $100+ trip to the mechanic, and if you aren't regularly checking, you're likely to have occasional problems caused by low fluid levels.

Edit: Also, re-read the post you quoted. Part of it said "enjoy your repair bills" -- as in, yes, if you don't have this basic skill, you can take it to a garage. It's just going to cost an arm and a leg.

 

[phantomcove]

i don't understand the point of all this. Should men really need to know these things to convince themselves that they are men or prove their masculinity? all those hunting points are really quite useless to today's society. unless said man is interested in hunting/fishing whatever why should he be subjected to know these things to prove to no one that he is a man.

 

[katsumoto03]

Masturbate. It's a useful thing.

 

[mr-fix_it]

A MAN CHOOSES the items on that list he considers important... A SLAVE OBEYS...

Would you kindly consider all the items on that list important?

 

[Voodoomancer]

Efficiently put out a fire.

I understand that it's a very useful skill to have.

 

[Johnny Impact]

Things Every Man should be able to do

Yes-Use basic tools (Axes, saws, hammers & nails, screw drivers, the basic tool kit)
Sort Of-Build a fire [Owyn_Merrilin]
Yes-Swim [loc978]
Yes-Sharpen a knife [Owyn_Merrilin]
Yes-Fish
Yes-Hunt [Dr_Horrible]
No-Gut a fish/skin an animal
No-Ride a horse
Yes-Pitch a tent
Yes-Perform first aid, including CPR
Yes-Cook a few easy recipes
No-Operate a grill [AGrey]
No-Know at least one good year for wine
No-Build something (Not just restricted to wood work, being able to build a bureau from scratch and a computer from scratch are just as valid)(stacking planks on top of cinder blocks and calling them shelves does NOT count)
Depends What-Repair your possessions
No-Sew [Sope]
No-Know how to grow a decent garden
No-Install/repair basic electric utilities [Cargin]
Yes-Install/repair basic plumbing [Cargin]
Yes-Change a light bulb [Spaloooooka]
Yes-Fire a gun
No-Throw a punch
No-Take a punch (yes, this can be learned)
Yes-Read (Yes, you should be literate, but also able to read a book and understand it's message and content)
Yes-Read/watch the news [Da Chi]
Yes-Read a manual [LadyMint]
Yes-Clearly communicate an idea [gmergurl]
Yes-Talk to others
Yes-Talk to someone you're attracted to (not just cheesy one-liners)
No-Know what they're talking about (Literature, art, music, history, politics) [Kukulski]
No-Drink (Not to excess, but know your preferences and limits) (including whether you drink at all)
No-Sing or play some kind of instrument (it doesn't matter if it's a kazoo or a violin, learn something)
No-Dance
Yes-Play Chess (just know how the pieces move, you don't need to be a grand master)
Yes-Play poker
Yes-Drive a car (automatic and stick)
No-Ride a motorcycle
Yes-Operate a boat (canoe, yacht, sailboat) [loc978]
Yes-Jump start a car
Yes-Change a tire [Wadders]
No-Change the oil [Athol]
Yes-Clean yourself
Yes-Clean your possessions ~[PettingZOOPONY]
Yes-Shave [Armored Prayer]
Yes-Tie a tie [Wadders]
Yes-Polish their shoes [Lord Kloo]
Yes-Open a can/bottle [Irriduccibilli]
Yes-Twist off a lid
Yes-Pack a suitcase [Ledan]
Yes-Pack a car [Ledan]

How'd I do?

This list is fascinating to me. I think about stuff like this often. I am a man but I don't consider myself a Man. A Man knows how to fix a car and install a screen door. A Man likes beer and football. A Man thinks sex is more important than love. A Man thinks any guy who tries not to stare at pretty women "must be a ******". And so forth. I don't do these things.

I like the mention of Fight Club. "We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need" might be my favorite line in a movie made up entirely of quotes.

 

[lemiel14n3]

This list is fascinating to me. I think about stuff like this often. I am a man but I don't consider myself a Man. A Man knows how to fix a car and install a screen door. A Man likes beer and football. A Man thinks sex is more important than love. A Man thinks any guy who tries not to stare at pretty women "must be a ******". And so forth. I don't do these things.

I hope you're not being serious. 'cause if you are then you completely misread the intent of the thread. I'm not calling anyone a "******". The first set of points (the car and the door) from you are valid here, but the others... not so much.

 

[k-ossuburb]

Eat the hottest (as in the most scoville units) chili/curry on the menu just to prove that you can.

(You build up a resistance to it after a while, but I think you kinda need to really like spicy food to begin with or it just won't work. I love spicy stuff, so I'm not that phased by the average chili pepper, but when I start getting into ghost pepper territory, then I'll start having second thoughts.)

Interesting thing about chili peppers; they're really good for you (very high in vitamin C and A), can act as an anti-inflammatory to ease joint pain and they're also a mild painkiller. Also, you can use them to scare away elephants. Chili peppers are a pretty damn manly food.Another thing all men can do?

Admit to liking My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Along with changing the oil - checking a car's fluids . . . being a mechanic by trade, I can't count how many times vehicles have ended in costly repairs simply because someone couldn't maintain fluid levels and bring it in for leaks. It's pretty sad when we get a car towed in, with some guy's wife and kids stranded, simply because no one knew the power steering, transmission, cooling system or oil was leaking and something failed on the highway.

to most people, cars aren't an interest. They're just a chunk of machinery that gets them from A to B.

You're not going to know the ins and outs of a car unless you take an interest in them. And I don't really see why that should fall under the 'things a man should do'.

I'm not going to bother taking any more of an interest in my car than as to whether or not it's running.

Well - if you prefer spending 3-4 times the amount to repair something that could've been prevented, by all means . . .

. . . I consider it job security.

The same could be said about anything you own.

Do you know the ins and outs of how your boiler works? I'm sure the people that do check it regularly enough so that it doesn't fuck out on them and they have to wait weeks for a new one.

Do you know enough about your PC to take it apart and give it new parts when it's required and keep your system clean etc?

You're looking at cars from a mechanics perspective. You're obviously interested in them. So you don't understand why people won't just check for... whatever you said to check for.

But to anyone who isn't interested. It's just time and effort they can't be bothered putting in for something they know very little about.

Again I say, he was talking about topping off your fluids, not doing actual repairs. To put it in computer terms, not knowing how to do that is more akin to not knowing how to run a virus scan than it is to not knowing how to build one from parts. If you can't do that much, you probably shouldn't own either a computer or a car.

There are plenty of PC owners who don't know what a virus scan is. Let alone a good scanner to use.

The fact is, if you're not interested. You're not going to bother.

I'm not going to even take a look at my car under the hood when I get one. But I am going to buy one of those build it yourself helicopter kits and build that up from scratch.... why? because that interests me.

checking that my oil is topped off in my car doesn't.

Then enjoy your repair bills and the eventual burned out engine, and pray you don't crash due to a lack of brake or steering fluid.

Or alternatively take it into a garage and have them do a once over.

Or alternatively take it into a garage and have them do a once over.

And just waste you money for every little thing, garages aren't cheap, you can save hundreds just by keeping track of your cars fluids.

Exactly -- and hundreds is a conservative estimate, it's going to be closer to thousands over the life of the car. These are things that should be checked quite frequently, not occasional repairs. Abandon, if you can actually afford to hire someone to check your fluids for you, more power to you, but unless your car is a Lamborghini, I seriously doubt you can afford to hire someone to check the fluids as often as you should. Besides, it helps to have some basic knowledge of the kind of problems caused by the various fluids being low -- a $5 bottle of fluid is a lot cheaper than a $100+ trip to the mechanic, and if you aren't regularly checking, you're likely to have occasional problems caused by low fluid levels.

Edit: Also, re-read the post you quoted. Part of it said "enjoy your repair bills" -- as in, yes, if you don't have this basic skill, you can take it to a garage. It's just going to cost an arm and a leg.

You're being monstrously hyperbolic.

90% of car owners don't bother to check fluid levels beyond petrol and wiper fluid.

I'm not interested in it. I'm not going to bother looking at it.

It's that simple.

I know how to do it. I just can't be bothered.

I'm really not being hyperbolic here; I've seen the kind of problems that are caused by not checking fluid levels, and I also know that, in my experience, most people actually check, especially if they're having some kind of problem with the engine. I noticed you used the word "petrol;" this could be a cultural difference between the US and the UK. Over here, most people would prefer to save a buck and do what repairs they can on their own.

Edit: That doesn't mean we're all 1950's style gear heads. Cars have become computerized to the point that a lot of major problems can only be fixed by a certified mechanic with the proper equipment, but that doesn't prevent us from doing things like changing our own batteries and topping off our own fluid.

 

[Meepo]

This list is awesome

How about...Know when to Lead and When to follow

I know both women and men can have good leadership abilities, but I still feel that men should at least know the basics of leadership

 

[captaincabbage]

Make Burritos. Because those little motherfuckers are delicious.

 

[Hader]

Looks like I can't check off 100% of the list, obviously I am not a man!

While the list is cool it's still just subjective reasoning, more or less.