Somebody Help Me.

[Hashime]

1. This local cheese called "beer cheese"
2. Normal
3. No
4. NO, I do not lend without a handshake and signature
5. Maybe

 

[vento 231]

Strong cheddar, I don't drink it - it's not even for sale where I live, no, no and no, respectively.

Mountain dews not alcohol it's soda by the way.
OT: Swiss, code red, no, no, OK where should i send it.

 

[sakegirl14]

1.chedder
2.normal
3.yes!
4.NO!!!!!
5.im NOT shaving my head i just got my hair cut!

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Hey man anytime you need five bucks call me.

 

[cheese_wizington]

It's 7:12 a.m here and i haven't fallen asleep yet so random thought's are swimming in my head and I'm also a bit cranky because of the no sleep and I have to go to the dentist's in 5 hours for a wisdom tooth removal.

So to try and exhaust myself for some sleep I'm going to spout some questions out.

What is your favorite cheese?

If you drink Mountain Dew what is your preferred flavor?

Can you wiggle your ears frantically like a crazed maniac?

Will you loan me 5 dollars?

and finally...

I demand that anyone who posts shaves their head entirely and donates the hair to me so i can make a sculpture in the form of a business man eating a bowl of spaghetti and tomato soup.

Pepperjack, no, my left one, no, and no.

 

[kidragakash]

Swiss (Jarlsberg preferred)
Regular- Australia (or at least where I am) are still in the Mountain Dew Dark Ages
Yes, but only when I am alone.. my ears get stage-fright (no joke)
No...
And my hair never gets cut- promised my hubby

 

[Vilcus]

parmesan

Don't drink it all that often, but normal.

No

Sure, but the interest rate is 5000% and you have exactly 10 seconds to pay it back.

I don't let my hair grow longer than an inch.

 

[skitzo van]

I've been meaning to ask this, and this seems relevant enough: Does mountain dew kill sperm/make your dick smaller?

 

[Ryuo]

Sharp cheddar/pepperjack
Don't like 'Dew
No.
I'm a broke chap, sorry.
No one touches the 'do.

 

[zagazsano]

Swiss.

Er...the..blue one.

I can actually, seems like a sad trait though.

Depends what you're using it for.

No I don't advocate hair sculpting.

 

[Kei Kaemon]

Not to just pick one question, but I'm only able to think of an answer to one....

I prefer Code Red Dew, and I really do like the Typhoon flavor, but I won't drink them unless they're diet, I don't like the sticky feeling normal sodas have.

 

[The Bum]

1.chedder
2.i hate mountin doo
3.no
4.no
5.I'm a ginger so my hair will be great for the tomato soup! (not really i've been told i'm a rustybrown)

 

[The Bread is Delicious]

1. pepper jack
2. baja blast ithink (blue kind)
3. I wish I could
4. if you pay me back by friday, otherwise I charge interest
5. touch my hair and see what happens

 

[ayuri]

cheese
there are other flavors?
no
and only if you buy me a plane ticket to where you live.

 

[BonsaiK]

Strong cheddar, I don't drink it - it's not even for sale where I live, no, no and no, respectively.

Mountain dews not alcohol it's soda by the way.
OT: Swiss, code red, no, no, OK where should i send it.

I knew Mountain Dew was soda. I don't drink sodas, they are fattening and I don't like the bubbles.