Someone Has to Go

[Canadamus Prime]

To hell with that, I'd just choose myself. It's almost like deciding who lives and who dies, I can't deal with the guilt of that, so I'd just go myself.

 

[2fish]

Send a lobbyist, we need to send the best liars we have so that they won't keep coming back demanding more people.

"Um...yes we belive there is life in the erm... gamma ray quad four area. Yes three galaxies down and then four to the right. The life forms there may be far more interesting to study. E.T. came from there."

 

[likalaruku]

Bill O'Rilly, the pope, Glenn Beck, the leader & lawyers of the RIAA, Uwe Boll, Micheal Bay, Jack Rhompson, Michael Atkinson, any man who's had 8 kids (only incredibly smart or unbelievably attractive people should pass on that much DNA), all living persons who have ever been CEO of Disney (including Steve Jobs), Robin Williams, Tom Green, Brendan Fraser, the guys who keep putting Sonic & Mario in video games....

 

[Liquid Paradox]

arnold swartzenager; the world would be saved.

 

[Billion Backs]

I would just go looking for a satanist and point em' to him.

Who's gonna miss him?

Hmm, that's strange. I'd pick a Christian, with all their baggage. Satanists, especially the LaVeyan kind, have much more applicable and reasonable beliefs and they don't try to goad everyone into joining their shit religion. Hell, they're almost awesome.

Actually, any random person will do. I don't care who, let the chance decide. Any person outside of the group of people I'd consider important to me is worth the same, so why not let luck do the picking.

 

[soilent]

Aliens visit Earth and demand that we give them a speciman of a human being or they shall blow up the entire planet (they can do that you know!). They will not say what they shall do with the human they recieve and that creeps you out a bit. Now, they don't care about health, religion, gender, body type, race, beliefs or intelligence, they also won't use this person as a generalization of our species, they want a human to do "things" too. By some strange twist of fate you are choosen to make the choice, now the aliens can find anyone in a matter of minutes, so you could even give them someone in hiding. Now don't argue about the science or believability behind this, they want one living human, who do you give them?

I would probably give them Kim Jong Il the second (I know I spelled it wrong), because the man is obviously off his rocker and he's a violent, aggressive and cruel asshat of a human-being and North Korea might actually benifit from him being taken away (though there is the risk that he'll get replaced by an even more crazy, angrier and shorter person), now don't judge my answer, I want yours.

thats probably the worst choice possible, give them the worse possible human example available? that could NEVER have backlash...

u_u

i'd do it, nothing better to do.

 

[Toriver]

Give 'em Paris Hilton. She's a pro at having "things" done to her, and if these guys are threatening us for test subjects, maybe her stupidity will give them the impression that we're not worth coming back for more specimens. That, or pity us enough to share their awesome alien technology with us. Win-win either way.

 

[Davrel]

Paris Hilton.

At least Osama Bin Laden and Kim Jung Il keep the world interesting.

 

[TimeLord]

George Bush or Michael Atkinson.

The aliens can choose between them

 

[Catchy Slogan]

Let's give them Michael Bay. Maybe they'll be so horrified that they won't come back, and it has the added benifit of getting rid of Bay.

 

[Raikov]

Well, since we don't know what will be done to the person going, I'd go myself. It's not like I've got anything better to do. ^^

 

[JoshGod]

illd bargain some constitutional changes by threatning our PM. then illd send my brother up.

 

[Vrex360]

Myself.

Get me off this freaking planet, I don't even care if you dissect me I just want out.

 

[Pokenator]

Why does everyone assume they will do something bad to the person? Perhaps if we give them an intelligent kind person, they will be mistaken and actually think the Earth is full of kind intelligent people. Give them an idiot and perhaps they will blow up the Earth anyway.

 

[Pegghead]

Yeah I'd say Kim Jong Il too.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

Thats easy. I hold a lottery and everyone who wishes to go must buy a ticket.

Makes millions you would.

You know people are crazy and would want to go?

I think this person has the right idea. Not only would your choice actually help you, it would also ensure that you won't have to send anyone against their will.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Someone from Liverpool, so they'll never come back because the engines on their spaceship will have been stolen.

 

[Dapsen]

well, i know this one girl who happens to be my ex...

Yeah. It would most definitely be her.