Someone please give me the deatils on how a proper vampire functions

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Hollock

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It's really loose. It's just drinking blood, being dead, and being killed by the sun. Being able to command wolves, turning into a bat, hypnosis, becoming mist, not being able to cross water, even holy water and garlic. they're all depending on who is writing them.
Pre twilight there wasn't an issue. And the only one that really rises with them is the sun. Hell, in the lost boys, vampires blood was glittery, and they were still vampires. It's just being dead, drinking blood, and being killed by the sun.
 

Waffle_Man

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Most things that originated with folk tradition have no hard and fast rules. Getting upset at something for "misusing" vampires is an exercise in futility. It's much more productive to complain about bad writing.
 

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erttheking said:
After Twilight ruined the concept of vampires for a lot of people I think we could all use a refresher course of how vampires work. It was at that point that I realized that I really only know the sterotypes of vampires (can't be in sunlight, doesn't like holy objects and garlic and bites people) so I was hoping that we could have a discussion on how vampires work with people reminding me how they do work. A couple of things kinda stick out for me.

How come when a vampire bites someone it just drains their victim's blood and sometimes it changes them, what determines that? In Hellsing it says that they're only turned if the person being bitten is a virgin of the opposite gender, but considering how over the top Hellsing is I'm hesitant to take it's word for it.

Can vampires reproduce via sex? If so, do they create full blooded vampires or just damphirs?

Or am I just shooting in the dark and are vampires a lot like demons and that the author can do whatever the Hell they want with them?
Human vampires are fictional but blood drinking animals are not.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_bat

Nature is amazing.
 

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Random facts about different kinds of vampires (Guess which ones they are... wheeee)

You can hinder a vampire (If he hunts you down) by throwing a bag of rice on the floor. He has to count them all before proceeding.

A vampire can never cross running water and has to sleep in earth from the area where he was buried.

A vampire stores its skin in a dead tree while hunting young mens blood. It has to wear its skin before sunrise or it will die. (So it is possible to kill the vampire be finding and hiding it's skin. Yay)

Vampires hop always in the direction where they feel something draw breath (They will try to steal it from you). You can confuse them by holding your breath and relocate.

A vampire is a perfect device to explore sexuality and domination as themes. Which is why they are so succesfull as fictional characters.
 

Strazdas

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Two words: Bela Lugosi.

However vampires are also often viewed as a symbolism for sex, msotly coming from times it was a taboo topic. so that kinda ruins it. For me vampire is dark and cunning, acting like its above the human "Cattle". but thats my personal opinion, vampires varry a lot. just like zombies, most if what we call zombies arent actually zombies to begin with, but we still call them zombies out of convenience.
 
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erttheking said:
Or am I just shooting in the dark and are vampires a lot like demons and that the author can do whatever the Hell they want with them?
Do you seriously need to ask this? A fictional boogeyman born of scraps of mythologies? Short of meeting a real life vampire, you're gonna have to accept that they aren't actually real and thus can in fact be anything the writer wishes. A vampire can be absolutely anything, there are no scientific laws or hard and fast rules.

Generally though, they should at least to conform to one or more of the most common tropes associated with them, in particular, the dependence on blood. That's really the main crux of vampirism, anything else is optional. Can/cannot walk in daylight, is/isn't afraid of holy water/crucifixes/garlic, immortal, sleeps in a coffin, tacky Romanian accent, no heartbeat, wooden stakes, can fly/turn into a bat, reflection in the mirror, all of these are optional (though the sunlight thing is almost as common as the blood thing but not the defining characteristic).

I quite like the "Void City" implementation of vampires, the book series by JF Lewis. There are four "strengths" of vampire, and they get various abilities in different combinations, perhaps by just luck of the draw. Speed, shapeshifting, inability to eat real food, paralysed by staking. All body fluids in a vampire are replaced by blood...tears, saliva, snot, phlegm, semen, even sweat (this in particular leads to some very funny imagery). Very funny, if sometimes vulgar book about an amnesiac vampire named Eric with girlfriend troubles and a best friend who keeps trying to kill him though he can't actually remember the attempts.
 

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I like the Supernatural take on vampires, can only be killed by decapitation, sunlight isn't that harmful, dead man's blood works as a poison. The only real rules are drinking blood/stealing life essence and being undead, without those they might be some other kind of monster. It's really up to the author.
 
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It really depends on what you mean by 'proper'. Vampires are mythological creatures, and so their 'proper' behavior varies from culture to culture.

[link]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire[/link]

But basically your final question, OP, was correct. As long as you create a mythology behind your vampires and stick to it then that is 'proper', at least for your game/story world.