Something found at the botton of the Baltic Sea. Nobody has fucking clue what it is.

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spartan231490

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Jonny49 said:

Treasure hunters in Sweden have discovered something at the bottom of the Blatic Sea, 87 metres below the surface.

What it is is a mystery as of a yet and it'll probably stay that way as the treasure hunters have little funding to actually go down there and check it out. All that people know now is that it's round and has an impact trail following it.

So, what do you think it is? A simple aircraft? A UFO? Cthulhu's frisbee?

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2011/08/is-this-a-ufo-on-the-bottom-of-the-ocean/
87 meters? I'm pretty sure you can get that deep with diving equipment, assuming ur careful when you come back up to avoid the bends. It shouldn't be that expensive at all
 

TheDist

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Oh man, well as long as it's just aquatoid's and no lobstermen, I think we'll be ok.

Gonna have fun reading the crazy from the conspiracy nuts. Then once we eventualy do find out what it is, I shall enjoy reading how they say it's all a big conspiracy and coverup. ;p
 

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Irridium said:
Woodsey said:
Irridium said:
Fuck, they found me. the end of Woodsey's enormous penis that he's had to permanently tuck at the bottom of the ocean because its so massive.
I don't know how you're privvy to such information, but indeed you are correct. I would hold up my hands, but the resulting tremors from dropping my junk would endanger the entire continent.
Such an honorable man!

It has been an honor to hide away in your penis all these years.
And what a wonderful sea-man you've been too!
 

English Stew

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My least exciting guess is that it's just a pile of rocks, and the skid tracks are a result of them be pushed by glaciers (not that I really know anything about geology, fyi)

I wouldn't be surprised at the "new stone-henge" hypothesis, ancient humanity seems to have a knack for making enegegmatic but seemingly useless structures.

That said, it would be awesome if it was alien in origin - if it were, it'd be a probe, though, because a race advanced enough to send a manned craft that small to alien planet would probably know how to hide from the natives.
 

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I want somebody to waste money on it. It's just sitting there mocking me.

If it's something we are unfamiliar with, the world is a little bit more interesting.
Is that likely the case? No.
 

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Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
Slip Space Drives let you jump any were in galaxy instantaneously without relays.
The problem with that, is that you don't actually travel to the same galaxy. you switch places with a version of yourself in an alternate dimension at the desired location. The device isn't perfect, so the dimension only matches up 99.999999(etc.)% of the way. The result being, eventually, you won't recognize something in the place you've warped. Hence the discontinuation, and replacement with new "starslip" drives that are functionally identical to the ones Richardplex has suggested.

Without a scale listed, I can't really make an educated guess as to what it could be, but given it's circular nature, my guess would be an abandoned diving bell. 87 meters isn't THAT far down, and seems reasonable in my opinion. It could also be a rather large whale skull.
 

cryogeist

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hmmm
may be a big miss but maybe this?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_aircraft
 

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Woodsey said:
Irridium said:
Woodsey said:
Irridium said:
Fuck, they found me. the end of Woodsey's enormous penis that he's had to permanently tuck at the bottom of the ocean because its so massive.
I don't know how you're privvy to such information, but indeed you are correct. I would hold up my hands, but the resulting tremors from dropping my junk would endanger the entire continent.
Such an honorable man!

It has been an honor to hide away in your penis all these years.
And what a wonderful sea-man you've been too!
That pun hurted both me and Hankman.

And Hankman gotten ban too. ;/
 

skitzo van

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It kind of looks like a sand dollar to me, I hope it's something much more interesting though.
 

lizards

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Woodsey said:
Irridium said:
Fuck, they found me. the end of Woodsey's enormous penis that he's had to permanently tuck at the bottom of the ocean because its so massive.
I don't know how you're privvy to such information, but indeed you are correct. I would hold up my hands, but the resulting tremors from dropping my junk would endanger the entire continent.
+7 funny points to you good sir
 

LiberalSquirrel

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It can be nothing else but the Sphere from Michael Crichton's novel of that name. I'm positive of it.
 

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Deathleaper said:
Well, considering humans are a bunch of nosy, curious, ambitious fuckers, we'll find out soon enough what this...Frisbee...truly is.

Calling it now: A meteor/asteroid/what ever the proper term is.
meteor= something that enters the earth's atmospher.

asteroid- soemthing just flying aorund in space

I get it from teh idea of meteor shower and asteroid belt.

Anyway, I really don't care what it is. It's too far away from me to check out and soon we'll all know.

I hate how it looks like a conspiracy theorist vid though. white on black plaintext rings all my warning bells for Bullshit.