Something really werd happened when I was asleep last night.

[Kae]

Well, one time when I was a kid I woke up below the bed even though I slept in the top part of a bunk bed, that weird-ish, and there was that time that I woke up with my head stuck betwwen the pipes of the header, that was really weird, and I couldn't get my head out of it I remember my father had to oil my neck and head up to get it out, and I still barely got out.

Also you're phone is obviously a serial rapist.