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Worgen

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I was going tho the gog.com games catalog and I suddenly came up with a massively stupid topic idea that I had to share.

If you could have sex with any game what would it be?

No I dont know how it would physically work. But I would have a 3 way with Master of Magic and MOO2.
 

SupabadMan

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Sex?

Maybe fallout 3. That Brotherhood of Steel person has been looking at me like he wants it, all night.
 

Radoh

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The game itself, or the idea/story behind it, or the people in it?
Nevermind, I'd choose Tales of Symphonia for all three anyways.
 

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I'd have sex with Halo, because Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.
 

Okuu_Fusion

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Touhou... Cause it stars a female only cast... Particularly Imperishable Night...

That or Arcana Heart... For the same reason...
 

Tydanubus

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I think I'd do it with Red Dead Redemption.

But then I'd probably get syphilis or something.
 

Miles Tormani

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Aby_Z said:
I'd have sex with Halo, because Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.
Best use of that meme ever.

Some clarification on the subject would be nice. The game itself or the characters in it? If the latter, I guess I'd be gay for Ezio in Assassin's Creed 2. So manly.
 

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Worgen said:
I was going tho the gog.com games catalog and I suddenly came up with a massively stupid topic idea that I had to share.

If you could have sex with any game what would it be?

No I dont know how it would physically work. But I would have a 3 way with Master of Magic and MOO2.
Do you mean the actual disks, because if so, then I'd go for Destroy All Humans....no, I don't know why either.
 

AvsJoe

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I don't know. Those cartridges from old are pretty small but CDs are just as bad, if not worse. If I had to choose, I'd probably just jack off onto my super-scratched, nigh-unreadable Vandal Hearts disc. That still counts as sex, right?
 

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Okuu_Fusion said:
Touhou... Cause it stars a female only cast... Particularly Imperishable Night...

That or Arcana Heart... For the same reason...
Well IN pits you with a princess who forces everyone to overcome her Five Impossible Requests before she does ANYTHING at all so...

Touhou 9. Large cast + Youkai-moe.
 

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Man I'd be a whore, GoW, Halo, CoD, Assassin's Creed, Jet Set Radio (Dreamcast yoo), Devil May Cry, Videogame STDs