Sometimes comedy writes itself.....

[drbarno]

Oh dear fucking God, I just Googled goatse.

Excuse me whilst I burn out my eyes.

can you hand me the brain bleach after you've finished. I did the same thing.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I feel sorry for all the people who Googled goatse to figure out what the hell OP is on about. Though I haven't seen it myself. Honest.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

I gotta admit. I did NOT make that connection when I saw the cover... But... Yeah...

 

[MasterRyan]

I don't get it.....

i dont get it

Join the club. What's your shirt size?

1, when will i get it?

When you lose some weight, we don't have that size

We don't have that size.

Ps. Hope you can tell the first sentence was a joke

Damn, what about a two?
Ps. Yeah easy to tell XD

We only have 93.

Ps. I just had to say it so I won't get put on probation.

Damn! do you have baseball caps, or free handguns, or at least a cooler full of fizzy drinks?

 

[imnot]

Wheres it say it? I cant see god dam it!

 

[Summerstorm]

Hmpf... i still don't connect that. Just because the hands hold an O? Is that similar enough? Can we ever use "O"'s without consequences?

Meh... no laugh from me.

 

[ajemas]

Why is that funny?

It's Goatse, a shock site online. Hmm, how do I put this delicately; so as to avoid getting banned. Well, do you see the man in the picture holding that "O"? Well, imagine that the "O" is a certain... orifice on the human body. That's Goatse, a picture of a man doing that. I DO NOT recommend doing an image search on this one, lest you become scarred for life.

 

[Wardnath]

You think that's bad?

Look at the start of Triptykon's "Shatter" video.


/thread

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Why is that funny?

It's Goatse, a shock site online. Hmm, how do I put this delicately; so as to avoid getting banned. Well, do you see the man in the picture holding that "O"? Well, imagine that the "O" is a certain... orifice on the human body. That's Goatse, a picture of a man doing that. I DO NOT recommend doing an image search on this one, lest you become scarred for life.

I know what it means, the picture is so subtle that I'm pretty sure the joke doesn't exist.

 

[zHellas]

I don't get it.....

i dont get it

Join the club. What's your shirt size?

1, when will i get it?

It looks like Goatse, which is a shock video of a guy stretching his anus. Like REALLY wide.

 

[esperandote]

OP, get your mind out of the gutter.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I'm really surprised hardly anyone gets the joke.
I read your words first, then looked at the picture and laughed, I don't know if I would have got it if you didn't state it first. I think it's one of those... "I don't get it...?" *someone explains it* "Oh yeah! Hahahaha!"
As for similar things, I can't think of anything right now, but I'm sure there's dozens. I'll have a look around and post something if I find it.

 

[Staskala]

Whoa I totally forgot Goatse even existed, it's really unexpected that people still reference it.
Sadly it was never very clever or funny to do so.

 

[AzrealMaximillion]

Oh dear fucking God, I just Googled goatse.

Excuse me whilst I burn out my eyes.

hah, I "wiki"d it. No pictures if it there. My eyes are safe.

 

[Ekonk]

Oh dear fucking God, I just Googled goatse.

Excuse me whilst I burn out my eyes.

We've all been in that position. In about three months you will be able to resume a normal life. Well, almost normal.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Must... not... post... Goatse link...

 

[barash]

snip

oh that is pure gold right there, +1 internets to you sir

 

[velcrokidneyz]

how do ppl not know what goatse is? this saddens me, got it right away, pretty funny

cant think of anything i have seen like that, im sure i have tho

 

[USSR]

Wheres it say it? I cant see god dam it!

I'm lost as well..
Where the hell is it?

 

[GamerLuck]

I cant go see this movie now.... this will just keep poping up in my head the entire time... Thanks op...