Sonic Turns 18, Sega Hands Out Birthday Loot

[Jharry5]

I'm older than him?!
...
That's ruined my day.

Let's hope they mark this momentous occassion by announcing an end to 3D Sonic games...

 

[Nargleblarg]

.....SWAG?

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Dammit >.> Sonic is slightly older than me >.>
I now must kill myself to be younger than a once great star >.>

 

[danosaurus]

Me'sa want the plushies. ME'SA WANT THE PLUSHIES!

Rest of the crap just goes on the bonfire.

I've still got my Sonic plushy from Sega World from like a decade ago.
Nostalgia never felt so cuddly... or spikey.

 

[MrBrightside919]

In honor of the old Sonic games, I popped in my copy of Sonic CD just for old times...

Damn sonic was good back in the day...

 

[danosaurus]

Me'sa want the plushies. ME'SA WANT THE PLUSHIES!

Rest of the crap just goes on the bonfire.

I've still got my Sonic plushy from Sega World from like a decade ago.
Nostalgia never felt so cuddly... or spikey.

:' (

I don't have no sonic. I have eight Yoshis of various colors, two ZP Imps, Leo from VG Cats, Richard from LFG, and an assortment of pokemon/digimon/neopets, but no Sonic.

GAH!
Yoshi is my favesies!
Well, Yoshi and Boo. *massive jealous stares*

I only haz 1 Yoshi (Green = Bestest) on my bed, and 1 Totoro pillow plush.
I'm constantly amazed that chicks don't walk out when I take them back to my place and they see my room covered in Anime//Game memorabilia.

You sir, get +1 Friend request for hazing good plushy tastes.
Not to mention +10 internetz for liking VG cats

 

[FangShadow]

Well...I feel younger....the shirts are nice....but i really don't care for much else

I think Sonic should have stopped years ago.

Scientific fact.

More proof that he is zombie

 

[The_Echo]

Does this mean that for the past few years he's been in that "awkward teen phase?"

 

[Bigsmith]

I QOUTE YATZEE 'why the fuck does sonic the hedghog need a car and why does sonic the hedghog need to still exsist' (spelling may be a tad incorect)

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Pft. At this rate, Sega might as well take a shit in a bag and send it to everyone who at least cared about Sonic at some point.

 

[Outamyhead]

Can they make a game where Sonic finally stabs Robotnik in the heart and doesn't have to do the same crap over again, but in an even more elaborate way?

 

[stabnex]

Sonic is 18 now? WHOO! Now he can pledge in Alpha Theta Halo house and break out with the keggers and identical super-powered space marine outfits!

 

[Soxafloppin]

I hope in his next game its back to basics, no werewolf crap.

 

[standokan]

i want a sonic plushie ^.^, real bad, i'll find one on the internet.

 

[TheEnglishman]

I and Sonic are born 3 months apart, how about that.

That's all I have to add, I'll get my coat.

 

[El Poncho]

Do I want him to continue on the road he's on? Hell No.

I see what you did there. Road. Racing. lol.

Street cred.

 

[Flying-Emu]

My eyes, they bleed!

I have now removed all memories of Sonic from my mind. Sonic? Who is that?