Sooo.... Chirstmas tree substitute

[Blobpie]

So as it turns out, the new cat likes to knock down the Christmas tree!

So I ask you fellow escapists; What would be a proper (and cat resistant) substitute for a Christmas tree.


My suggestion was a Christmas lamp in a corner somewhere (with a green bulb to be festive)

 

[BabyRaptor]

Your cat knocks down a full sized Christmas tree? Wow, I thought my roommate's cat was the devil for attacking computer monitors...

 

[Luftwaffles]

courtesy of The Library Bar.

 

[Blobpie]

Your cat knocks down a full sized Christmas tree? Wow, I thought my roommate's cat was the devil for attacking computer monitors...

To be fair he's too smart for his own good...

 

[darth.pixie]

my suggestion

Of course, though, a cat will try to take that too. After all, it's dangling there, all alone.

 

[Kaytastrophe]

Get an unadorned aluminum festivus pole. It will make your home seasonal as you perform the airing of grievances and the feats of strength. Can't go wrong with that.

 

[Tvaren]

Get a christmas dog; your cat will probably think twice before nocking THAT over. Also I assure you it absolutely won't create a set of problems in and of itself... just wrap it up in some christmas lights and you're set

 

[Fijiman]

I've wanted to make a Christmas tree out of pipe cleaners for a few years now, but I think a cat would be even more likely to attack that so probably a bad idea. I would also suggest bolting the tree to the floor, but I doubt more than a handful of people would be willing to put permanent holes in the floor for just one tree.

 

[Lionsfan]

I remember I had the same problem with my dog too, when he was a puppy he used to pull down the Christmas tree all the time. He's a puggle by the way

My suggestion? Maybe a wreath or something? I can't really think of any substitutes if your heart is set on a Christmas tree