Sooo i got this problem...

[Blobpie]

I found this tactical nuke in my basement and i want something constructive to do with it. What should i do?

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Lol?

Fire it at N. Korea.

 

[zehydra]

build a nuke fort out of it.

 

[Neonbob]

Gimme. If I must buy it, I'm open to that too. But a charitable donation would be preferable. Plus, it looks good on your tax forms.
Either that or make the most incredible single-use doorbell EVER.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Disarm it and use it as a lawn ornament. Seriously dude, you really wanna keep that thing around? You don't have a launching pad or the ignition keys to use it. You're basically just sitting on a weapon that will kill your entire city and makes you a threat to national security! Get rid of it....or figure out how to disarm it. I'm sure Wikileaks has a guide to assembling and dissembling Thermo-Nuclear devices.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Ride it like a mechanical bull.

 

[Blobpie]

Disarm it and use it as a lawn ornament. Seriously dude, you really wanna keep that thing around? You don't have a launching pad or the ignition keys to use it. You're basically just sitting on a weapon that will kill your entire city and makes you a threat to national security! Get rid of it....or figure out how to disarm it. I'm sure Wikileaks has a guide to assembling and dissembling Thermo-Nuclear devices.

Well i do need something to put next to the cheap fiberglass breasts...

 

[Timzilla]

Build a city around it. Worked in Falllout 3...oh wait.

 

[Thedayrecker]

Hit it with a hammer

 

[Shoggoth2588]

build a nuke fort out of it.

That has got to be the single coolest thing you could possibly do with a nuke! It would be well worth the radiation sickness that would surely follow.

 

[^=ash=^]

Give it to Neonbob, those whales seem to have been getting awfully cocky lately ....

 

[TimeLord]

Build a city around it. Worked in Falllout 3...oh wait.

Don't forget to worship it too!

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Hit it with a hammer , really hard.

where are you at again?

 

[EHKOS]

Build a city around it. Worked in Falllout 3...oh wait.

Ninja'd.

Kick it at someone you don't like. Preferably Microsoft.

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

Attach wheels to it, ride it down the street playing this song while you go. An explosion at the end would be cool too.

 

[esperandote]

Paint it and put it in a playground.

 

[KuwaSanjuro]

Ride it like a mechanical bull.

THIS, but dressed as Slim Pickens

 

[Sun Flash]

1. Painty guady pastel colours
2. Put Sombrero on top
3. Sell to children as piñata
4. ???
5. Profit!

 

[ShockValue]

Gimme. If I must buy it, I'm open to that too. But a charitable donation would be preferable. Plus, it looks good on your tax forms.
Either that or make the most incredible single-use doorbell EVER.

You have enough, you don't need anymore.

 

[Darth IB]

Eat it to gain its powers.