Sooo i got this problem...

[nuba km]

give it to the goverment, seriously that thing has to be radio active and could easily give you cancer.

 

[Neonbob]

Gimme. If I must buy it, I'm open to that too. But a charitable donation would be preferable. Plus, it looks good on your tax forms.
Either that or make the most incredible single-use doorbell EVER.

You have enough, you don't need anymore.

I never have enough.
One more is always a good thing.

 

[Leemaster777]

Attach wheels to it, ride it down the street playing this song while you go. An explosion at the end would be cool too.

Thread officially won. Congratulations sir, here is your cookie:

 

[debramster123]

put it on.. le ebay

MAY THE BID OPEN

1 cent -- SOLD FOR 1 CENT

harr harr im rich;D

 

[ShockValue]

Gimme. If I must buy it, I'm open to that too. But a charitable donation would be preferable. Plus, it looks good on your tax forms.
Either that or make the most incredible single-use doorbell EVER.

You have enough, you don't need anymore.

I never have enough.
One more is always a good thing.

You should obviously give me some then...

 

[darth.pixie]

I don't see how it's a problem. It's awesome.

...put spiders on it then let them bite you.

 

[2fish]

I say Neonbob gets it but only if I can fire it.

 

[Neonbob]

I never have enough.
One more is always a good thing.

You should obviously give me some then...

I can give you ONE.
Anything more would go directly against my whole "MORE IS BETTER" philosophy.

 

[Sir_Auron_the_Badass]

Adjutant: Nuclear missile ready!

Now you just need to train a Ghost/Spectre to call down the thunder on whatever you see fit. Just don't forget to get a silo ready so you can build more!

 

[ShockValue]

I never have enough.
One more is always a good thing.

You should obviously give me some then...

I can give you ONE.
Anything more would go directly against my whole "MORE IS BETTER" philosophy.

I'm quite sure I could persuade you to give me more...

 

[FalloutJack]

Declare yourself a foreign power.

 

[GeorgW]

Hit it with a hammer

Eat it to gain its powers.

That you for the lulz.
I wanted to build a nuke for my project work in high school, I even had a plutonium dealer, until my teacher put a stop to it. And I'm not joking, my cousin works at a nuclear powerplant. I was going to put it on my desk, maybe carry it around in my backpack. Seriously, what can you NOT do with a nuke?

 

[Neonbob]

I can give you ONE.
Anything more would go directly against my whole "MORE IS BETTER" philosophy.

I'm quite sure I could persuade you to give me more...

Impossible!
How do you think you could manage that?

 

[ShockValue]

I can give you ONE.
Anything more would go directly against my whole "MORE IS BETTER" philosophy.

I'm quite sure I could persuade you to give me more...

Impossible!
How do you think you could manage that?

Oh you know, I've picked up some...skills in my travels. >.>

 

[Geekosaurus]

Attach wheels to it, ride it down the street playing this song while you go. An explosion at the end would be cool too.

Whilst holding a staff, and wearing underpants on your head? Oh, and a cape?

 

[Neonbob]

I can give you ONE.
Anything more would go directly against my whole "MORE IS BETTER" philosophy.

I'm quite sure I could persuade you to give me more...

Impossible!
How do you think you could manage that?

Oh you know, I've picked up some...skills in my travels. >.>

...those skills are better used on Cole, you know

 

[ShockValue]

I can give you ONE.
Anything more would go directly against my whole "MORE IS BETTER" philosophy.

I'm quite sure I could persuade you to give me more...

Impossible!
How do you think you could manage that?

Oh you know, I've picked up some...skills in my travels. >.>

...those skills are better used on Cole, you know

>.> Well that's too bad...

 

[redisforever]

Turn it into a novelty table lamp.

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

Attach wheels to it, ride it down the street playing this song while you go. An explosion at the end would be cool too.

Thread officially won. Congratulations sir, here is your cookie:

Awesome, I've never won a thread before. Interestingly, what won me the thread? The riding a nuke down a street on wheels bit, or the rise if the Valkyries but?

 

[Leemaster777]

Attach wheels to it, ride it down the street playing this song while you go. An explosion at the end would be cool too.

Thread officially won. Congratulations sir, here is your cookie:

Awesome, I've never won a thread before. Interestingly, what won me the thread? The riding a nuke down a street on wheels bit, or the rise if the Valkyries but?

Both together. The "riding the nuke down the street" thing was funny, but it became EXPONENTIALLY more funny when you added a soundtrack.