Soooo... Snog, Marry, or Avoid?

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Trivun

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I was thinking earlier about a TV show on the BBC that my old housemates used to love, though as a guy I could never see the attraction. It was a makeover show called 'Snog, Marry, Avoid?' and basically, each girl was shown in pictures to men on UK streets and the men were asked if they would snog, marry or avoid the girl. Then, post makeover, new pictures would be shown to the same guys and they'd answer again. A pointless gimmick, where usually before the makeover 'Snog' or 'Avoid' were the choice options, and 'Marry' and 'Snog' after the makeover.

Now, this thread isn't to talk about silly shows like that. Rather, I want to know, what your preferences are. As you can probably guess, I'm posting this out of boredom. But what you guys have to do, is just answer, who would you snog, marry and avoid?

For each category, just post one person you'd snog, one you'd marry, and one you'd avoid. Male or female, doesn't matter, and give reasons if you can as well :D. The categories are:

- Videogame Characters
- Anime Characters
- Music Stars
- Actors and Actresses
- The General Population


So, fire away! I'll post my answers later, if this thread gets enough attention, so there's your incentive to post ;) (just kidding, I'll post later anyway... :D).
 

Trivun

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bodare said:
umm... "yes I would marry the general population?"

Sounds awesome!
Hehe, it would be, I guess (free license to bone any girl you see, under the excuse that she's one of your 'wives'? Yes please!). However, what I meant there was, you can pick three people from anywhere you want, any three people who exist (i.e. any three from the general population of the world).
 
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Videogame characters - Snog Morrigan (DAO)
Marry Jade (BGE)
Avoid Miranda (ME2)

Anime characters - Snog Seras (Hellsing)
Marry Deunan (Appleseed)
Avoid Dokuro Chan (Bokusatsu Tenshi)

Music Stars - Snog Ke$ha
Marry Amy Lee (Evanescence)
Avoid Beyonce

Actresses - Snog Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World)
Marry Sheridan Smith (Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps)
Avoid Megan Fox

The general population - Snog my girlfriend
Marry my girlfriend
Avoid everyone else :D

That took a while...
 

Captain Pancake

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Oh dear, that show is the trashiest thing on the BBC.

I shall play however.

Snog: Arineth, my WoW night elf rogue :3
Marry: Alyx Vance
Avoid: Flemeth. Crazy witch ladies that laugh at the most impromptu times don't float my boat.

Don't know any Anime, so skip.

Music, right...

Snog: Angela Gossow
Marry: Pixie lott. There's just something about her.
Avoid: Lady Gaga. There's not room for me her AND her crazy hats.

Films...

Snog: Zoe Saldana
Marry: Carey Mulligan
Avoid: Megan Fox

Real life...

That's private.
 

Gabanuka

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Videogame Characters:
Snog = Tina Armstrong
Marry = Tali'zorah vas Normandy
Avoid = Lara Croft

Dont watch anime, sorry.

Music stars:
Snog = Miley Cyrus
Marry = Meg White
Avoid = Lady Gaga

Actress:
Snog = Angelina Jolie
Marry = Emma Watson
Avoid = Megan Fox

General Public:
Snog = Girl I like
Marry = ^ ^
Avoid = All chavs
 

Darktau

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In order S,M,A

- Videogame Characters

Miranda (me2), Liara (me2), avoid? everyone else I guess, mainly anyone creepy

- Anime Characters

C.C (Code Geass) (EDIT: Can I have yoko from gurren lagann aswell? :D), Road Kamelot (D.Gray-man) , The girl who I cant remember the name of from Black lagoon, you know, the crazy one.

- Music Stars
- Actors and Actresses
- The General Population

yeahh I don't know enough music stars or actresses, and i'm sure as hell not telling you from the general population, apart from avoid, which is you.
 

PurpleLeafRave

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This sounds like fun!

- Videogame Characters
Snog: Lightning - Final Fantasy XIII
Marry: Leliana - Dragon age
Avoid: The swearing lady from Nier. :S

- Music Stars
Snog: Haley Williams - Paramore
Marry: Alexia Rodriguez/Anissa Rodriguez -Eyes Set To Kill
Avoid: Britney Spears

- Actors and Actresses
Snog: Karren Gillan - Doctor Who and other stuff
Marry: Christine Taylor - Dodgeball and other stuff
Avoid: I dunno
 

tomtom94

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As was pointed out somewhere, it's basically a less extreme version of the popular internet pastime Shag, Marry, Kill. which I guess proves that the internet is sadistic.
Anyhoo, for videogames -
Snog: Jo-Beth Casey (Timesplitters)
Marry: Kairi (Kingdom Hearts)
Avoid: Birdo...just Birdo.
 

Eggsnham

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Ehm... I think I'd just bone snog any girl who can tolerate my personality for long enough to start a relationship. So far there's only been about six girls I've known who could pull that off.
 

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Before I begin, can I just say I really hate that bloody show. I mean, I hate it a lot.
Anywho, here I go! I cannot fulfil the anime characters category as I haven't watched any. :p I should change that, methinks.

Snog: Morrigan (Dragon Age: Origins) Something about her that just suggests she may be willing to have a snog.

Marry: Yuna (FF X) She seems like the type of girl I'd go for and like to settle down with. Just a shame she doesn't really exist... :(

Avoid: Poison Ivy (Batman: AA) ...Yeah, I'd rather not have a ton of plants growing around me, thanks very much.

Snog: Cheryl Tweedy/Cole (Girls Aloud fame) I'm find her attractive, m'kay?

Marry: Kylie Minogue (The more successful Minogue sister and Neighbours fame)/ Hayley Williams (Paramore fame) Both seem fun and exciting, not too hung up on other things ecept having a good time.

Avoid: Justin Beiber[footnote]Obvious cop-out would have been obvious[/footnote] Lady Gaga (Of Lady Boy fame) Just no. No.

Snog: John Barrowman (Torchwood fame)/ Alan Rickman (Die Hard and Harry Potter Fame)/ John C. McGinley (Scrubs and my avatar fame) All are more or less sex on legs. PLus they all ooze a certain charm.

Marry: David Tennant (Of Dr. Who fame) He is sex on legs, he oozes charm and charisma and he looks like the type of guy who wouldn't say no.

Avoid: Lindsey Lohan (Of...Mean Girls fame?) Should be pretty self explanatory, really.

Snog: Anyone in Forum Games I've goofed around with (Of Forum Games fame) If you're reading this, you know who you are.

Marry: Kinda hard to answer...

Avoid: That guy with the black hooded cloak (Of Death fame) Obvious, really.

So, there we go. Hope that will tide you over while you think of your own.
No taking my answers!
 

SomeLameStuff

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Okay... I'll play along...

Video games -

snog:
marry:
avoid:


Anime -

snog:
marry:
avoid:


Music Stars -

snog:
marry:
avoid:

Don't really know actors/actresses and noone in my boring life I'd like to snog, marry or avoid, so I'll leave those blank.
 

Count Igor

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Video game:
Snog: Any Night/Blood elf in WoW. .. What?
Marry: Alyx. Best personality I've seen.
Avoid: GLaDoS. (She'd kill me with neurotoxin poison)
 

Sneaky llama

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Captain Pancake said:
Oh dear, that show is the trashiest thing on the BBC.

I shall play however.

Snog: Arineth, my WoW night elf rogue :3
Marry: Alyx Vance
Avoid: Flemeth. Crazy witch ladies that laugh at the most impromptu times don't float my boat.

Don't know any Anime, so skip.

Music, right...

Snog: Angela Gossow
Marry: Pixie lott. There's just something about her.
Avoid: Lady Gaga. There's not room for me her AND her crazy hats.

Films...

Snog: Zoe Saldana
Marry: Carey Mulligan
Avoid: Megan Fox

Real life...

That's private.
go on ben you know you wanna, i won't tell :p
also i have no idea who most of those people are
edit: i do now (thank you google) :L
 

Betancore

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Videogame Characters: Dante or Solid Snake, Garrus Vakarian, Link.

Anime Characters: Zero Kiryu, Morinozuka Takashi (marrying a guy who never speaks and only grunts affirmatively whilst staring at you blankly sounds absolutely perfect), and there are pretty much no anime characters I'd avoid, male or female, since they more or less look the same and are all unrealistically attractive.

Music Stars: Dave Mustaine, Emppu Vuorinen, Justin Bieber. Even if I didn't think he sucked, being involved with him in any way would be detrimental to my health - imagine the retribution of the fangirls!

Actors: Cillian Murphy, Gaspard Ulliel, Tom Cruise.

The General Population: This...guy. Who I like. Yeah. I'd marry no one, and avoid all the people who're related to me for obvious reasons.

We did the Kill, Screw or Marry version on radio, and we got listeners to text in. One guy said he'd kill me, screw me and never marry. Now I can assume I've got some kind of necrophiliac as an admirer. I hate the word 'snog' so much.
 

Arkhangelsk

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Videogames: Snog - Samus Aran (Metroid) She's attractive and incredibly flexible.
Marry - Yuna (FFX) She's beautiful and has a gentle spirit.
Avoid: Ashley (Mass Effect) She's a racist.

Music Stars: Snog - Angela Gossow (Arch Enemy) German, growler, hot. Need I say more?
Marry - Hayley Williams (Paramore) - Hot, young, spunky.
Avoid - Britney Spears - Scary, unattractive, not at all nice.

Actors and Actresses: Snog - Briana Evigan (Step Up 2) - Foxy as hell!
Marry - As Sassafrass said, David Tennant. Or Emma Watson.
Avoid - Megan Fox. I hate her.