Sour Skittles...Wait You Reviewed Candy!

Nexus424

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Oh no that's not a certain lovable drug sprinkled all over one of America's and many other countries favorite fruit flavored candy. It's the power of over 1000 punches to your tastes buds ground up into a tiny sour powder. I'm here today to talk to you about a spin-off of a candy that started way back in 1979. Around the good old times of 2000 when rap still wasn't cool and I wasn't scared to fly. We would at times turn on our t.v. and see good old regular skittles commercials (man I loved that rabbit). However, now we were introduced to the Sour Man [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB1g2kCP3DE&feature=fvw]. That and a few other commercials (including an old man being milked) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG0zDltjL_o] brought to the table a new flavor sweeping the nations known as Sour Skittles. This brought about a craze of sour challenges done not only by children but even parents. A few times at family outings a bag of sour skittles would be put on the table and those who dared partook in the challenge of fitting as many in your mouth as possible. But I digress you came here to see what's up with Sour Skittles so indeed you shall.

[HEADING=2]The Taste[/HEADING]

The flavors vary as usual in certain areas. The US and Canada receiving blue raspberry, green apple, lemon, strawberry and watermelon. Standard 5 right...Wrong. It seems the our old friends in the UK were a little more favored in the flavors of our beloved sour skittles as they received 6 flavors. Apparently it seems blue raspberry was too twisty for them as they have them separate. Including 3 new flavors like cherry, mandarin and pineapple. I don't know about you but those new flavors make me a little sour that I didn't get them. The US flavors I was able to taste were not bad though when you taste them it would feel almost like something was missing.

[HEADING=2]The Sour[/HEADING]

I'm sure you are wondering why I put this in a separate section. Shouldn't it go along with taste? Why you would think so but then the sour has to be something extraordinary if it turns milk sour and tightens even the most powerful lips. The sour in question is rivaled only by those of our beloved Warheads (I may do them at a later date). The sour does indeed pack quite a punch as each crystal absorbs into your tongue crackling your city of taste buds into submission begging you to submit. For about 5 seconds at least. Albeit one of the most sour 5 seconds ever it is still 5 seconds and when they leave you are greeted with the bland regular skittle. It leaves you wondering "Why, maybe I was to bite into the skittle with sour still coating it." To that I say pure poppycock the sour is to be extracted before chewing for a true challenge and deserves nothing less.

[HEADING=2]The Presentation[/HEADING]


The classic green coloring has always described what it really meant to be sour. This packaging did not disappoint. No matter what variations it may have met. The Main color always stayed that fear inducing green swirl that beckoned you to pop a few more in and test your luck. One gripe I must saw is that these bags never had the excess "sour salt" we true sour veterans loved to down after completing a bag of any sour candy.

[HEADING=2]The Conclusion[/HEADING]

I still see the stores packed to the brim with sour skittles and they still fly off the shelves. I am quite partial to have then every once in a while as I know not my own tongue. As a fair warning to others have too many and the skittles punish you by making your tongue like sandpaper as if to curse you with the ever present feelings of Loserville. The sour skittle is nothing to mess with and still has much to offer. Who knows they may just be working on ways to double the sour skittle power. Could you imagine Sour Sour Skittles. Sour Skittles may have started way back in 2000 but that doesn't mean they aren't waiting for someone to pick them up and take the sour skittle challenge.

Maybe you should try this week. If you're up for it.
 

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You're reviewing candy... okay...

I like them, good review... I think. I've snorted that sour dust stuff. Hurts a lot, Pixie Stix works better. If you do this again you should do them and talk about snorting them.
 

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Anyone heard of Skittletounge? It's an injury I made up a while ago when you eat too many Skittles and your tongue feels like it's got cuts in it due to all the citric acid. Sour Skittles give major Skittletongue.

This review made me yearn for Short Circuits. Those were sour little fuckers but they were awesome.
 

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Superior Mind said:
Anyone heard of Skittletounge? It's an injury I made up a while ago when you eat too many Skittles and your tongue feels like it's got cuts in it due to all the citric acid. Sour Skittles give major Skittletongue.
I hate that. In fourth grade my class went up to Portland to see a science museum, all me and my friend had to eat were bags of Sour Skittles. Our tongues hurt tons afterwords.
 

Nexus424

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Superior Mind said:
Anyone heard of Skittletounge? It's an injury I made up a while ago when you eat too many Skittles and your tongue feels like it's got cuts in it due to all the citric acid. Sour Skittles give major Skittletongue.

This review made me yearn for Short Circuits. Those were sour little fuckers but they were awesome.
That my friend was the skittles telling you you were not worthy of the challenge. Nice name though I always just called it The Sandpaper effect. I like skittletongue much more.
 

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BigDragun987 said:
Superior Mind said:
Anyone heard of Skittletounge? It's an injury I made up a while ago when you eat too many Skittles and your tongue feels like it's got cuts in it due to all the citric acid. Sour Skittles give major Skittletongue.

This review made me yearn for Short Circuits. Those were sour little fuckers but they were awesome.
That my friend was the skittles telling you you were not worthy of the challenge.
Oh ho! THAT sounds like a challenge! Tell you what, let's measure your Skittle intake vs. mine and we'll see who winds up being "worthy".

:D
 

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Superior Mind said:
BigDragun987 said:
Superior Mind said:
Anyone heard of Skittletounge? It's an injury I made up a while ago when you eat too many Skittles and your tongue feels like it's got cuts in it due to all the citric acid. Sour Skittles give major Skittletongue.

This review made me yearn for Short Circuits. Those were sour little fuckers but they were awesome.
That my friend was the skittles telling you you were not worthy of the challenge.
Oh ho! THAT sounds like a challenge! Tell you what, let's measure your Skittle intake vs. mine and we'll see who winds up being "worthy".

:D
Oh you don't wanna do that buddy. I have taken years of enduring the dreaded skittletongue (that does sound very cool) and I am worthy. It looks like you however have not even braced the task of even 5 at once.[/smugness]

As they say "Bring it on!"
 

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BigDragun987 said:
Oh you don't wanna do that buddy. I have taken years of enduring the dreaded skittletongue (that does sound very cool) and I am worthy. It looks like you however have not even braced the task of even 5 at once.[/smugness]

As they say "Bring it on!"
Five what at once? Five regular bags or five big ones? You know not whom you are dealing with.
 

thenumberthirteen

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Ah I'm glad I live in the UK where "Candy" is extra sweet, and our soft drinks are made with real sugar. Combined with free health care we are a confectioners dream.

Great review. I'm picking up a bag today. I didn't know the US was missing some flavours. I'll send you a bag or two.
 

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Superior Mind said:
BigDragun987 said:
Oh you don't wanna do that buddy. I have taken years of enduring the dreaded skittletongue (that does sound very cool) and I am worthy. It looks like you however have not even braced the task of even 5 at once.[/smugness]

As they say "Bring it on!"
Five what at once? Five regular bags or five big ones? You know not whom you are dealing with.
I speak of 24 count boxes. You shall learn to hold thine tongue knave.
 

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BigDragun987 said:
I speak of 24 count boxes. You shall learn to hold thine tongue knave.
Indeed you are a formidable opponent. However I promise when I am done with thee the only tongue I will be holding will be your own, burned off by the very Skittletongue thou would think yourself immune to. Heed my words: give up now before thine boastful words are silenced forever!
 

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Superior Mind said:
BigDragun987 said:
I speak of 24 count boxes. You shall learn to hold thine tongue knave.
Indeed you are a formidable opponent. However I promise when I am done with thee the only tongue I will be holding will be your own, burned off by the very Skittletongue thou would think yourself immune to. Heed my words: give up now before thine boastful words are silenced forever!
My tongue is now iron and immune to such petty efforts to scar it. I break warheads and lick sour skittles for fun.
 

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BigDragun987 said:
Superior Mind said:
BigDragun987 said:
I speak of 24 count boxes. You shall learn to hold thine tongue knave.
Indeed you are a formidable opponent. However I promise when I am done with thee the only tongue I will be holding will be your own, burned off by the very Skittletongue thou would think yourself immune to. Heed my words: give up now before thine boastful words are silenced forever!
My tongue is now iron and immune to such petty efforts to scar it. I break warheads and like sour skittles for fun.
Your boasts are like a packet of Sour Skittles on my desk - empty and utterly fruitless! I hereby challenge you to a duel, Skittles at dawn! You shall learn what a grevious error it is to question my worth in regards to Skittles!
 

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BigDragun987" post="326.146424.3340082 said:


One gripe I must saw is that these bags never had the excess "sour salt" we true sour veterans loved to down after completing a bag of any sour candy.

Hang on are there more than one type of Sour Skittles?

If that picture is how they look in the USA then they're not the same ones over here in the UK. While reading this I was thinking that, despite your claims of lemon-sucking immunity to sour, you where a weakling as I never remembered Sour Skittles to be very, if at all, sour. I therefore went out and bought a bag of the aforementioned sweets, and yep they're not sour at all (Ok they are sour, but no where near eye-watering). I came back online to call you a Sour Pussy, but then I noticed the picture. I am looking, right now, at a UK Sour Skittle (the bag says "Crazy Sours"), and it looks like a Day-Glo regular Skittle, with no sour powder coating, just a hard shell. I've had them before years ago, and they have always been this way. So can I say that don't feel "sour" for not having the extra UK flavours because these Skittles are for pussies.

I therefore rescind my earlier offer to send you some bags (unless you really want them), and instead will send you some Rowntree's Randoms [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randoms]. They're not sour, but they are the tastiest thing in the history of Confectionary, and as far as I know the Colonies have yet to be graced with their heavenly taste.
 

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Superior Mind said:
BigDragun987 said:
Superior Mind said:
BigDragun987 said:
I speak of 24 count boxes. You shall learn to hold thine tongue knave.
Indeed you are a formidable opponent. However I promise when I am done with thee the only tongue I will be holding will be your own, burned off by the very Skittletongue thou would think yourself immune to. Heed my words: give up now before thine boastful words are silenced forever!
My tongue is now iron and immune to such petty efforts to scar it. I break warheads and like sour skittles for fun.
Your boasts are like a packet of Sour Skittles on my desk - empty and utterly fruitless! I hereby challenge you to a duel, Skittles at dawn! You shall learn what a grevious error it is to question my worth in regards to Skittles!
Dawn it is good sir. Sour Sour skittles in our holsters ready to be scarfed down only by those worthy of accepting the challenge.

thenumberthirteen said:
BigDragun987 said:
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Hang on are there more than one type of Sour Skittles?

If that picture is how they look in the USA then they're not the same ones over here in the UK. While reading this I was thinking that, despite your claims of lemon-sucking immunity to sour, you where a weakling as I never remembered Sour Skittles to be very, if at all, sour. I therefore went out and bought a bag of the aforementioned sweets, and yep they're not sour at all (Ok they are sour, but no where near eye-watering). I came back online to call you a Sour Pussy, but then I noticed the picture. I am looking, right now, at a UK Sour Skittle (the bag says "Crazy Sours"), and it looks like a Day-Glo regular Skittle, with no sour powder coating, just a hard shell. I've had them before years ago, and they have always been this way. So can I say that don't feel "sour" for not having the extra UK flavours because these Skittles are for pussies.

I therefore rescind my earlier offer to send you some bags (unless you really want them), and instead will send you some Rowntree's Randoms [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randoms]. They're not sour, but they are the tastiest thing in the history of Confectionary, and as far as I know the Colonies have yet to be graced with their heavenly taste.
Indeed I have never heard of these Rowntree's Randoms. They sound tasty. Now as for you denying my ability to accept good sour. I never said they were the best. I did say they reminded me of Warheads but are not as sour as them. Trust me I know good sour when I have it. The sour of sour skittles really just adds onto the taste and does it quite well for me.
 

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BigDragun987 said:
thenumberthirteen said:
BigDragun987 said:
snip

Hang on are there more than one type of Sour Skittles?

If that picture is how they look in the USA then they're not the same ones over here in the UK. While reading this I was thinking that, despite your claims of lemon-sucking immunity to sour, you where a weakling as I never remembered Sour Skittles to be very, if at all, sour. I therefore went out and bought a bag of the aforementioned sweets, and yep they're not sour at all (Ok they are sour, but no where near eye-watering). I came back online to call you a Sour Pussy, but then I noticed the picture. I am looking, right now, at a UK Sour Skittle (the bag says "Crazy Sours"), and it looks like a Day-Glo regular Skittle, with no sour powder coating, just a hard shell. I've had them before years ago, and they have always been this way. So can I say that don't feel "sour" for not having the extra UK flavours because these Skittles are for pussies.

I therefore rescind my earlier offer to send you some bags (unless you really want them), and instead will send you some Rowntree's Randoms [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randoms]. They're not sour, but they are the tastiest thing in the history of Confectionary, and as far as I know the Colonies have yet to be graced with their heavenly taste.
Indeed I have never heard of these Rowntree's Randoms. They sound tasty. Now as for you denying my ability to accept good sour. I never said they were the best. I did say they reminded me of Warheads but are not as sour as them. Trust me I know good sour when I have it. The sour of sour skittles really just adds onto the taste and does it quite well for me.
I wasn't denying your sour sense, but I think in the UK they are no where near as sour as the American ones appear to be.

And Randoms are DELICIOUS
 

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BigDragun987 said:
Superior Mind said:
BigDragun987 said:
Superior Mind said:
BigDragun987 said:
I speak of 24 count boxes. You shall learn to hold thine tongue knave.
Indeed you are a formidable opponent. However I promise when I am done with thee the only tongue I will be holding will be your own, burned off by the very Skittletongue thou would think yourself immune to. Heed my words: give up now before thine boastful words are silenced forever!
My tongue is now iron and immune to such petty efforts to scar it. I break warheads and like sour skittles for fun.
Your boasts are like a packet of Sour Skittles on my desk - empty and utterly fruitless! I hereby challenge you to a duel, Skittles at dawn! You shall learn what a grevious error it is to question my worth in regards to Skittles!
Dawn it is good sir. Sour Sour skittles in our holsters ready to be scarfed down only by those worthy of accepting the challenge.
It's a shame we can't actually settle this, I have the feeling that it would be epic.
 

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Superior Mind said:
BigDragun987 said:
Superior Mind said:
BigDragun987 said:
Superior Mind said:
BigDragun987 said:
I speak of 24 count boxes. You shall learn to hold thine tongue knave.
Indeed you are a formidable opponent. However I promise when I am done with thee the only tongue I will be holding will be your own, burned off by the very Skittletongue thou would think yourself immune to. Heed my words: give up now before thine boastful words are silenced forever!
My tongue is now iron and immune to such petty efforts to scar it. I break warheads and like sour skittles for fun.
Your boasts are like a packet of Sour Skittles on my desk - empty and utterly fruitless! I hereby challenge you to a duel, Skittles at dawn! You shall learn what a grevious error it is to question my worth in regards to Skittles!
Dawn it is good sir. Sour Sour skittles in our holsters ready to be scarfed down only by those worthy of accepting the challenge.
It's a shame we can't actually settle this, I have the feeling that it would be epic.
Buy a webcam. Then videotape it. It would be monstrous!

Epic!

MOTHER*****ING INSANE!!


******************************INSANE!!

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Well, I don't usually go for sour taste (though I would be interested in a Warheads review, since I have fond memory of those). Still, these are, at least, tolerable.

Might I interest you in a poignant review about Chocolate Skittles?

<color=white>Before I wash my mouth out with soap from the sheer memory of those horrid things...

Superior Mind said:
Anyone heard of Skittletounge? It's an injury I made up a while ago when you eat too many Skittles and your tongue feels like it's got cuts in it due to all the citric acid. Sour Skittles give major Skittletongue.
Never heard of that, though I have noticed a distressing tendency to bite the insides of my cheeks whenever I finish a skittles bag.