I enjoy them as long as the ending sentence implies oppression and tyranny. Otherwise it's just switching two words.Frequen-Z said:
Soviet Russia Jokes
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Hey, look what I found!busterkeatonrules said:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.116827-These-forums-and-you-Forum-Posting-Guidelines
(I don't mean to be a jerk or anything, just thought I'd point out that you're not supposed to necro threads over a month old)
OT: In Soviet Russia, Village pillage you!
I was going to this camp with my friends, and while we were driving, I saw this RV towing this minuscule car behind it, so I came up with this one...
In Soviet Russia, trailer tows you!
In Soviet Russia, trailer tows you!
This one has been done already btw. But anyways
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RELIGION BELIEVE IN YOU! XDDDDD HA! PWNED!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RELIGION BELIEVE IN YOU! XDDDDD HA! PWNED!
In Soviet Russia, Guitar Hero owns you!
In Soviet Russia, toilet pees on you!
And, this is my final and favorite one...
In Soviet Russia, light turns YOU on!
In Soviet Russia, toilet pees on you!
And, this is my final and favorite one...
In Soviet Russia, light turns YOU on!
In Soviet Russia, Hooker pays you!
In modern Russia, the KGB now work for mob and make the monsters who ran Soviet Russia look like pussies!
In modern Russia, the KGB now work for mob and make the monsters who ran Soviet Russia look like pussies!
In America, chicken crosses road. In Soviet Russia, road crosses chicken (I hear it is quite painful for the chicken).
My fav is
My fav is
In America, Soviet Russia jokes are old and not funny,
In Soviet Russia, they're still old and not funny,
In Finland, they're a riot.
In Soviet Russia, they're still old and not funny,
In Finland, they're a riot.
In Soviet Hungary, we had the police watching you pretty much as constantly as possible, and random people often got interrogated (painfully) for, say, not turning in enough of the taxes on farm produce, simply because it was impossible for them. And apparently everything was grey, and the houses looked (and the remaining still look) like fucking grey bricks with the occasional window. Hooray for communism, that's what I say.
Stuff got better after 1956 (revolution), the random violence got toned down quite a bit, and it was pretty much guaranteed that you'd have a job and enough money to live confortably (if not exactly wealthy, but whatever).
Come the fall of the Soviet union, the new governing system makes all the bad choices, stuff is pretty bad as of right now.
You see, it's never black and white. More like red and walrus.
Edit: Holy motherkriffing shit, I actually managed to write down something that makes some kind of sense. Even better that all my information comes from my parents, grandparents, and history books (which failed to evilify the Soviet union).
Limited perspective makes for great arguments.
Edit2: Gosh dang, that last line sounds so cool. I think I'll write it down.
Edit3: Wait, you want some Soviet Russia jokes, do you? But they're so silly!
Ah... fine.
In America, you assassinate the president. In Soviet Russia, the president assassinates you.
Stuff got better after 1956 (revolution), the random violence got toned down quite a bit, and it was pretty much guaranteed that you'd have a job and enough money to live confortably (if not exactly wealthy, but whatever).
Come the fall of the Soviet union, the new governing system makes all the bad choices, stuff is pretty bad as of right now.
You see, it's never black and white. More like red and walrus.
Edit: Holy motherkriffing shit, I actually managed to write down something that makes some kind of sense. Even better that all my information comes from my parents, grandparents, and history books (which failed to evilify the Soviet union).
Limited perspective makes for great arguments.
Edit2: Gosh dang, that last line sounds so cool. I think I'll write it down.
Edit3: Wait, you want some Soviet Russia jokes, do you? But they're so silly!
Ah... fine.
In America, you assassinate the president. In Soviet Russia, the president assassinates you.
It's because most people don't get the point. They're supposed to be mocking the communist system in play (president assassinates you, party finds you) but most make stupid one like "In Soviet Russia video game plays you."Frequen-Z said:
I only noticed them when I swam deeper into the depths of the internet. Some are good, some are just silly.
I don't really bother myself with them though. Why should I? They're there and they'll stay there wether you'll ***** or not.
"In Soviet Russia, Mod gets banned by you!"
I don't really bother myself with them though. Why should I? They're there and they'll stay there wether you'll ***** or not.
"In Soviet Russia, Mod gets banned by you!"
I agree, although some of them are quite funny, the original "russian reversals" were mocken the soviet system, there is one i find hilarious,
"In america, you listen to man on radio,
In soviet Russia, man on radio listens to You"
you see lads, this implicates that the government is spying on the citizens.
now these internet ones, wich just switches the order if the words is pretty stupid dont 'ya agree?
There is actually a wikipedia article about diffrent russian jokes, it makes for some interesting reading,
I'm not boring, i just don't get the internet culture.
"In america, you listen to man on radio,
In soviet Russia, man on radio listens to You"
you see lads, this implicates that the government is spying on the citizens.
now these internet ones, wich just switches the order if the words is pretty stupid dont 'ya agree?
There is actually a wikipedia article about diffrent russian jokes, it makes for some interesting reading,
I'm not boring, i just don't get the internet culture.
I really can't stand these jokes, mostly because people are so uninformed about the topic. I'll try anyway:
In Soviet Russia, job keeps YOU!
In Soviet Russia, job keeps YOU!