space marine commandments

[Bretty]

Thou shalt not abuse Gretchen. Gretchen DO NOT enjoy being punted.

 

[dekkarax]

I don't understand ANY of these references.

Warhammer 40.000 - best game universe known to man.

besides my little ponies .... right?

that's not a game.

 

[lupe]

Kudos there.

Thou must not wear thine helmet if at all possible, for the holy guidance of our God Emperor will shield us from the piercing vacuum of space and the searing heat of multiple bullet wounds to our faces.

Thou must not misuse thine holy weapons. Especially that most holiest- the grenade. Thou must raise the hand grenade up on high, and say, "Oh lord, bless this thine holy hand grenade, and with it thou might blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy," and should the God-Emperor grin, the people must feast upon the Lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orang-outangs, and breakfast cereal, and fruit bats etc... First, thou shalt take out the holy pin, then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thow then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thine holiest hand grenade towards thy foe. Who being naughty in you sight, shall snuff it.

Armaments codex, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one?

 

[Rajin Cajun]

I lol'd. I love 40K. Oh yes and Death to the False Emperor!

 

[blaze96]

Thou shalt always make sure that he, upon all hope is placed, shalt not have any ability to speak or communicate.

Thou shalt always kill any soldier with a helmet and the possibility of speech, but thou shalt never kill those with neither of these directly.

 

[lupe]

I lol'd. I love 40K. Oh yes and Death to the False Emperor!

Must...not... throw guardsman... to the... traitor... must not...

 

[Rusman]

Kudos there.

Thou must not wear thine helmet if at all possible, for the holy guidance of our God Emperor will shield us from the piercing vacuum of space and the searing heat of multiple bullet wounds to our faces.

Thou must not misuse thine holy weapons. Especially that most holiest- the grenade. Thou must raise the hand grenade up on high, and say, "Oh lord, bless this thine holy hand grenade, and with it thou might blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy," and should the God-Emperor grin, the people must feast upon the Lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orang-outangs, and breakfast cereal, and fruit bats etc... First, thou shalt take out the holy pin, then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thow then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thine holiest hand grenade towards thy foe. Who being naughty in you sight, shall snuff it.

Never thought I would see 40K mixed with Monty Python, awesome.

Thou shalt not assault anyone without first proclaiming "FOR THE EMPEROR!" at the top of thine lungs

 

[Rajin Cajun]

I lol'd. I love 40K. Oh yes and Death to the False Emperor!

Must...not... throw guardsman... to the... traitor... must not...

It's alright go ahead. You might feel better and who is really going to miss him? No one that is who. ;-)

 

[Boxpopper]

Thou shalt stand still while the Master is painting you.

 

[Redratson]

Thou shalt not enter the Sisters of Battle quarters after curfew for ANY reason.
Thou shalt not use long range scanners to spy on Sisters of Battle changing rooms.

lolz nice

 

[DarkFenix]

I don't understand ANY of these references.

Warhammer 40.000 - best game universe known to man.

besides my little ponies .... right?

that's not a game.

your right its life