SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE

[archvile93]

Sorry, I don't know what causes this.

 

[Extasii]

Kill them? I live in Australia. I get spiders the size of dinner plates in my house all the time. I'm quite fond of them.

Spoiler: Click for cute puppy

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So cute!

Jesus man use a spoiler!

[sub]that way it will REALLY surprise people![/sub]

You win the thread

 

[warprincenataku]

*grabs toaster* YOU'RE TOAST!

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Probably just grab my Machete, and confidently say "It's time to nut up, or shut up".

Yeah, I know I'm not original, but I suck at one liners.

 

[Nouw]

"EAT PRINTER ************!" Sorry but it's hard to be subtle when a huge spider has just entered through your window.

 

[captaincabbage]

Grabbin' my 12ga and hopping out the window.

Fisrt kill will undoubtedly be followed by "I bet you'd like to use those legs to get away now"

 

[Mr.Gompers]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr4PcOQYFAw

What more needs to be said? Really?

 

[XIGBARx13]

I would yell "WHAT HAS SCIENCE DOOOOOOOOONE!?" while I chopped the spiders' legs off with my ninja sword.

 

[jamradar]

Who needs a weapon when we have the power of imagination.

*tries to kill giant spider with imagination*

Ok on second thought not such a good idea.

ALERT THE EDF

 

[SD-Fiend]

smashes with giant mallet to quote shinjiro: adios Asshole

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

The dagger I got in my room. I should be able to pull a Samwise and kill the spider with it if I'm quick enough.

As for what I'd say?

I'd just play "Spider" by They Might Be Giants while I kill them.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

You can spin silk eh? Silk can't stop a fist ************.

 

[astrav1]

A katana. "It's about time somebody knocked you down 8 pegs!" or, "I'll cut the silk from your spinneret and make a 3 piece suit!" or, if I'm against a trap door spider, "IT'S A TRAP!"

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

I'd get a larger pet spider to protect me. I like spiders that don't try to bite me.

 

[BoredRolePlayer]

Can I attack with my horde of spineraks?

 

[Lenny Magic]

Grabs drinking glass and paper hat!

Time to take you outside!

Creatures with an exoskeleton can't exist over a certain size. Similarly, creatures with endoskeletons (What we have) can't exist under a certain size. They'd crush themselves.

Not really much of a one liner, but I guess when all else fails words will definitely kill them.

 

[scorptatious]

I'd probably grab myself a mech suit, stand on top of a building above an unsuspecting spider, and say: I hope your spider-sense is tingling, because you're about to get f@#$ed up."

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

"I guess I... just widowed... a 'widow."

/sunglasses


YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Nice.

 

[PaintedDead]

I have a brush... I'm combin' for you!

 

[Sarcasm Spasm]

"I JUST SAVED A WHOLE BUNCH OF MONEY BY SWITCHING TO GEICO"
using any weapon with those geico eyes on it

after killing a spider
"If I had a penny for every giant spider I've killed today...
I would have a bout 3 cents"

if i was about use a door as a weapon
"knock knock"
"who's there" (me attempting to use a different voice while pretending its the spiders answering)
"HOLY CRAP TALKING SPIDERS"
or
"I don't remember where I was going with this joke but you were just killed by a door"