SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE

[Blind Sight]

Creatures with an exoskeleton can't exist over a certain size. Similarly, creatures with endoskeletons (What we have) can't exist under a certain size. They'd crush themselves.

Way to ruin it with good science haha, let's just say we're in an alternate dimension, where, I don't know, exoskeleton laws don't apply and radiation makes things big like everyone thought in the '50s.

I grab a copy of John Rawls' Political Liberalism I have on my desk, I read it to the spiders and they die of boredom.

Wait...is it this giant Spider by any chance?

Cause then we're all screwed.

 

[Polaris19]

Grabbing my machete.

SUCK ON THIS YOU EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS!!!!


sorry, I'm not very original...

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Nuke the city. I don't give a fuck if I am in it, those fucking spiders are GOING THE FUCK DOWN, one way or the other.

One liner: "Fuck you. Eight legged. Eight eyed. Fucking. Freaks."

 

[Berethond]

I'd start singing the following song while fighting it with my bare hands.
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[Spoonius]

THEM GIANT 8 LEGGED FREAKS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE CITY

grab something quick and think up a badass one-liner as you prepare yourself to fight off that giant black widow that has entered the room you're in

Spoiler: Weapon:

Weapon:

Makeshift flamethrower (aka: the "Bug-Burner 3000").

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Spoiler: One-Liner:

One-Liner:

*Puts cigarette in mouth. Takes out Bug-Burner 3000.*

"Here's the burn notice..."

*Lights up cigarette.*

"...and here's the burn."

*Lights up spider.*

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

PROTON PACK!

Might as well bust them with some style.

 

[EvilMaggot]

Creatures with an exoskeleton can't exist over a certain size. Similarly, creatures with endoskeletons (What we have) can't exist under a certain size. They'd crush themselves.

tell that to the freaking huge spiders i get every year between august and october...

been using a bat to kill them T_T

 

[Madara XIII]

Boomstick.

*sigh*
Do I really need to explain this to anybody?

Evil Dead for the win!!!

 

[Madara XIII]

I'd Start breathing fireball jutsus at them all while Yelling,

"I saw Arachnophbia!! HYAAAAAAAA"

 

[Hanzo Hattori]

I would command my evil army of nazi zombies to fight 'em back!



Oh and to my very personal defense:

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

"We're gonna need a bigger boot."

I think this is win.

 

[teh_Canape]

PROTON PACK!

Might as well bust them with some style.

and what would your line be, "that is something you dont see everyday"?

lol lameness ftw

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

PROTON PACK!

Might as well bust them with some style.

and what would your line be, "that is something you dont see everyday"?

lol lameness ftw

No. It would be more like "Im sorry. But im terrified beyond all rational thought"

 

[HandfulofWolf]

I get a pool cue and stab it in the eyes, than make a Molotov cocktail run outside and burn down the building.

Let me help you with this one...

*Is surprised by spider in the recreational room while playing pool*

*Spins Pool cue around hand, lights cigar*
"Black 8 far right pocket."
*Stabs Spider in the face, grabs a bottle of bourbon from the bar and exits house as Spider is thrashing around*

*lights part of shirt stuffed into bottle on the cigar and puts on aviator sunglasses*
"And now for the trick shot."
*throws molotov cocktail through the window and then walks towards camera as the house explodes while "The Ace of Spades" plays*

 

[Valksy]

I'm sorry, I can't...I am now catatonic with fear and doubt that the "possum" approach will save me...

I hope you choke on me you leggy bastard...

 

[teh_Canape]

I'm sorry, I can't...I am now catatonic with fear and doubt that the "possum" approach will save me...

I hope you choke on me you leggy bastard...

at least this is a realistic one =P

 

[Tiger Sora]

As I beat a spider to death with a telephone I'd say
"Hell just called to let you know theres a vacancy".

 

[Zeema]

a Revolver I cant stand seeing a tiny spider let alone a huge one i would just blow my brains out.

Im not EMO its just i hate spiders and i would end up being the guy who gets used as bait or gets everyone killed.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

*Picks up the sword next to me*

Things are about to get a little dicey.

 

[BonsaiK]

THEM GIANT 8 LEGGED FREAKS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE CITY

I live in Australia, this is old news.

A relative of mine used a rifle to kill a spider once. No lie.