Spiders Force Recall Of Nearly 900,000 Toyotas

[sky14kemea]

I'm pretty sure we know who is responsible for the spiders.

Spidery muttering

Spider Mod, what do you say about this?

I have no idea what you mean, good sir! *Pockets money from competing car company*

I for one welcome our new spider overlords. Though I have to admit, when I saw the title it reminded me of this:

Spoiler

Kinda makes me glad I don't drive a car.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Australians however are advised that, given their spiders are more comparable in size to a dog or small horse, no such recall will be required, and that an influx of new foreign imports will infact be on sale at all available retailers.

I've made friends with the horse sized spiders in my house, we play civ on Monday and on Wednesdays we make mean girls references.

I'm pretty sure we know who is responsible for the spiders.

Spidery muttering

Spider Mod, what do you say about this?

I have no idea what you mean, good sir! *Pockets money from competing car company*

I for one welcome our new spider overlords. Though I have to admit, when I saw the title it reminded me of this:

Spoiler

Kinda makes me glad I don't drive a car.

I've never seen that video before!

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Damn spiders trying to squish us. Though I have to give props for whomever made that picture to go with the OP. Very good work

 

[lunavixen]

This is why I drive an older car!! I don't have this issue (thank heavens). I pity anyone who has had to send their car back in, I'm honestly very glad that Toyota caught this and is doing something about it.

What's your bet this started in Australia? Us and our damn spiders -.-

In case you don't know what an airbag going off in your face is like, it's like being punched with a boxing glove made of sand paper...

filled with lead, I got a fractured finger from one, panda-ised and an almost broken nose.

Spider van, Spider van,
Live in cars made in Japan
Spins a web, any size,
Air bag triggered, out it flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spider van.

Props to you for that one, as much as I hate spiders that was a good one.

 

[Micalas]

first thought i had was the airbag is full of spiders.
it may save your life, but not your sanity.

This would be amazingly scary. Could you imagine your airbag deploying, popping, and firing hundreds of spiders into your screaming mouth?


*shiver*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have no idea what you mean, good sir! *Pockets money from competing car company*

I for one welcome our new spider overlords. Though I have to admit, when I saw the title it reminded me of this:

Spoiler

Huh, and here I was going to post that video... <.<

Kinda makes me glad I don't drive a car.

But you have a car company?

OT: Nature man. It's always trying to kill us. Soon they'll be breaking into our PC's and crawling out of computer mice.